Toni with a I

young adult

[sicxboy]

I have been laughing for like 9 hours

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I JUST LEARNED ABOUT DANISH NUMBERS ALL OTHER LANGUAGE CRIMES ARE FORGIVEN WE MUST UNITE TO DEFEAT THE TRUE EVIL

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

[septemberpoems]

WE’VE BEEN TRYING

sincerely, the swedes 

[annusunus-deactivated20240713]

please explain

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

The Swedes and the Danes are like the French and the English - been at war for hundreds of years, but are now enjoying a peace built on a solid foundation of mutual shade. After becoming acquainted with the Danish numerical system I find myself sympathising with the Swedes.

@imoldbutimstillintothat​ tells me “they call 90 “halvfems” aka half fives and by that they mean 4*20 + 0.5*20. And same goes for 70 which they call halvfjerds. (3*20+0.5*20)”

I’ve read that sentence 3 times and I still don’t understand it

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

Haha sorry. They, like the French count by scores (quatre-vingt being 80) I think. So halvfems (half fives) (aka 90) are four score plus one half score of the fifth one or so I have been told. But 100 is hundrede in Danish so they’re not even making consistently no sense.

[septemberpoems]

and this is all without getting into how utterly ridiculous their language is. this is just basic numbers.

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

‘cannibalize the rich’ is a legitimate political platform

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i know this was a post advocating cannibalism but merlin’s beard i just witnessed a murder

[domesticoctopi]

THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME, THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW

I WOULD TRADE IT ALL AWAY, IF YOUD COME BACK TO STAY

THIS KITCHENS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU

ITS JUST A GRILL, ITS JUST A GREASY SPOON

without you…….

[alecslightwood]

has this been done yet

[eroscestlavie]

My dad weighs in

[eroscestlavie]

Update:

[mandatalks]

I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”

[just-another-secret-gaygent]

bro do you realize you met aliens

[sheepkind]

not unusual for a kmart

[rockandrollchick29]

[borfuses]

[gaynehollander]

when my friend found out her boyfriend of three years was cheating on her she went through his phone, took pictures of every interaction he had with another girl, printed them out, wrote down where she had been at every instance and what lies he had told her about where he would be, and put them in a folder. when she confronted him and he denied everything she pulled out this big ass folder and just said “lets review” and Honestly, that is the most iconic thing anyone has ever done.

[foreveralone-lyguy]

I told my roommate he was putting the tp on backwards and then I find this

[sunfortune]

group meeting before they fight thanos

tony: not naming names but if Some People, [looks pointedly at the guardians of the galaxy] Actually did their JOB, thanos wouldnt even have gotten to earth

gamora: well if Some People [looks pointedly at thor] didnt let their little brother steal an infinity stone and wreak havok, thanos wouldnt have even have cared about earth

everyone: [incomprehensible yelling]

steve: GUYS Stop! youre All forgetting something……….Tony also put an infinity stone in his stupid ass robot

[princecarlton]

Vision:

[koscheyyy]

Dr strange, wearing one In his necklace:

[cheese24k]

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

[foxymaples]

quoth the raven; “moshi moshi”

[le-sad-demiurge]

Mildly annoyed voice: Hai, WAKARIMASHITAAAAAA!

[stickynutjuice]

[500daysofbecky]

I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.

[500daysofbecky]

I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

[vote-for-eggman]

Fris-bear

[fluffychesnut-blog]

talented bear

[paper-backstab]

the smell of Home Depot is cathartic

[paper-backstab]

fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

Stop romanticizing home depot

[paper-backstab]

pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you

[robvanadam]

poetry