[fh-horoscopes]

Person: I have two sun signs!

Me: 

[mayhemofsalem]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

we should domesticate seals

[gothkeanu-deactivated20171110]

u ring someone’s doorbell and instead of hearing a dog’s bark u hear a super deep terrifying seal bark and u hear a loud wet flopping noise

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

that’s the world i want to live in

[ginaalexisrodriguez-deactivated]

Gina Rodriguez…queen of LGBT….

[fh-horoscopes]

Person: I have two sun signs!

Me: 

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

me: *finishes task* me: dopamine please brain: *releases dopamine* me: thank you brain: youre welcome

[theonion]

Still Too Early To Tell If Pulling Chain Turned Overhead Fan Off

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[pissvortex]

[astrobro]

Time is so fake. Apple could make all our iPhone times 15 minutes early and literally nobody would know

[caffeineaddictanonymous]

PEOPLE WITH ANDROIDS WOULD KNOW

[astrobro]

Exactly, nobody would know

[lambhoof-deactivated20150613]

hat boy

[amoisthobo]

Damn

[rhubabby]

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

[redactedbiboy-deactivated201812]

literally 😑 & 😕

[sweetmlnt-archive]

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

[timetraveldean]

when someone says I’m being over dramatic

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have

[bumbleshark]

david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus  alex: LEO, gemini, aries table: cancer, pisces, scorpio, aquarius

[meanplastic]

[the-real-eye-to-see]

[virgoassbitch]

Water signs

[bloomflowersbloom]