I’m Tired

halp

[plez-halp-blog]

I rode a horse once, but she was a mean horse, so when i was about to get off her... i leaned forwards and whispered “bitch” right in her ear

no regrets

[official-bing]

consider: turtles + human feet

this has sat in my inbox for months now and I still haven’t figured out what to say

[plez-halp-blog]

I— i’m so sorry

ᵈⁱᵈ ᵘ ᶜᵒⁿˢⁱᵈᵉʳ ᵗʰᵒ﹖

[official-bing]

I most certainly did not, my fellow man.

[limefiend]

draw it

think it out

[plez-halp-blog]

double dare

[official-bing]

what would I gain from it

[plez-halp-blog]

at last, you would see the face of power

[plez-halp-blog]

Here. You’re welcome.

[official-bing]

consider: turtles + human feet

this has sat in my inbox for months now and I still haven’t figured out what to say

[plez-halp-blog]

I— i’m so sorry

ᵈⁱᵈ ᵘ ᶜᵒⁿˢⁱᵈᵉʳ ᵗʰᵒ﹖

[official-bing]

I most certainly did not, my fellow man.

[limefiend]

draw it

think it out

[plez-halp-blog]

double dare

[official-bing]

what would I gain from it

[plez-halp-blog]

at last, you would see the face of power

[official-bing]

consider: turtles + human feet

this has sat in my inbox for months now and I still haven’t figured out what to say

[plez-halp-blog]

I— i’m so sorry

ᵈⁱᵈ ᵘ ᶜᵒⁿˢⁱᵈᵉʳ ᵗʰᵒ﹖

[official-bing]

I most certainly did not, my fellow man.

[limefiend]

draw it

think it out

[plez-halp-blog]

double dare

[official-bing]

consider: turtles + human feet

this has sat in my inbox for months now and I still haven’t figured out what to say

[plez-halp-blog]

I— i’m so sorry

ᵈⁱᵈ ᵘ ᶜᵒⁿˢⁱᵈᵉʳ ᵗʰᵒ﹖

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

[thegenzmood]

"can i get a huyAhh" "HUYAAH"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honestly hamlet’s reaction to being a teenager and finding out your uncle & mom are banging? perfectly reasonable. understated even.

[lizard-business]

Also he’s supposed to be king after his father dies but then Uncle Scar swoops in and taps that and declares himself sovereign and everyone else is like… ‘aight’, and Hamlet is the only one who is upset by this situation

And then Uncle Steal Yo Girl calls him a little bitch for crying about it

His revenge plot is totally justified. understated even.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you know what yeah, fuck that guy

[almndmilknhoney-deactivated2023]

Me: *working with a frog in a lab"

Brain: es freg

Me: Yes it’s a frog.

Brain: pok freg

Me: No.

Brain: stAb freg

Me: BiG no

[lovecatcher]

[plez-halp-blog]

son you are now an egg-

-o waffle

[under-the-arch]

[for-k-is-king]

@under-palemoonlight

[awakecorgi704-deactivated202007]

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”

[figmentof]

can confirm that is legit what that says lmaooo

[gaypeopletwitter]

[eggswheretheyshouldntbe]

[plez-halp-blog]

egggggg

[official-bing]

ladies who tryna drown in chicken broth this 2019?

[anxietyproblem]

Follow us @anxietyproblem​

[dellianarose]

Well that escalated quickly…..

[just-binch-thoughts]

Theory: this poster is from the secret underground society.

Ask me why.

[wise-magpie-deactivated20210115]

Why?

[just-binch-thoughts]

Thanks.

“IN this hell world we call earth” if they didn’t live INSIDE the planet they’d use “on”. Also, the choice of colors is so shitty the idiots must have done it with low light, which ALL LEADS BACK TO THE UNDERGROUND SOCIETY.

[wise-magpie-deactivated20210115]

but … did you not notice the pattern of the cone?????

it looks like windows, like the windows of the colosseum …

THEY ARE AN ANCIENT CULTURE THAT ALREADY EXISTED BACK IN THE DAYS THE ROMAN EMPIRE WAS STILL THERE, AND NOW IT HAS SUNKEN UNDERGROUND AND THEY ARE SENDING SECRTET MESSAGES

also they’re somehow related to the illuminati.

[just-binch-thoughts]

*GASP* HOW DID I NOT REALISE?? THEY ARE THE ILLUMINATI!?!!

[wise-magpie-deactivated20210115]

I DON’T KNOW BINCH BUT THEY’RE SOMEHOW LINKED TO THE ILLUMINATI

[just-binch-thoughts]

WHAT A WILD FUCKIN’ DISCOVERY MY DEAR BINCH!!!

[seb-vit]

Frickity frack, you’ve discovered us

[just-binch-thoughts]

*Dies*

[seb-vit]

No one will ever know that I killed you, everyone will think that you died because of your unhealthy eating habits

[just-binch-thoughts]

BUT I ATE ALL MY VEGGIES LIKE MOMMY SAID!!!

But I do like myself some pancakes… Shed….

[seb-vit]

An air shot between the toes, people will think that you died of a heart attack

[just-binch-thoughts]

Can’t say it’s impossible. Oh well. Wait how am I talking when I’m dead?

[seb-vit]

You can accept that some people speak when they sleep, but not when they’re dead

[just-binch-thoughts]

Yeah good enough. But how am I typing when I’m dead?

[seb-vit]

Yes, yes you are

[just-binch-thoughts]

I NEED ANSWERS….

[jordan228899]

How do you delete someone else’s blog? I did not give all of my bananas for this </3

[just-binch-thoughts]

Nooooooooo!!!!! Don’t leave!! Think of the bananas?!?

[jordan228899]

But….you have allowed yourself to be killed q.q

[just-binch-thoughts]

But…. I’m still living and being a binch and communicating!! Just because I’m technically dead doesn’t mean I can’t do the things a living person can!! Except make my heart beat and replace my cells and shit so I’m slowly stopping the existing that I did before. But to be honest we all are.

[jordan228899]

….that is fair. Fine, I will believe in you for now. But you better not get killed again! I will be sad D : good luck with the illuminati, take down those bastards qwq

[just-binch-thoughts]

I will, my good bananabinch

[jordan228899]

…this was reassuring yet also terrifying. What amount of power you must posses in your immortal body.

[just-binch-thoughts]

Bold of you to assume I have a body.

[jordan228899]

…true

[just-binch-thoughts]

What the fucking fuck is that cursed thing

[jordan228899]

Hopefully your weakness (^:<

[just-binch-thoughts]

Oh no it’s not, but it’s a fucking abomination.

[jordan228899]

Aw, I wanted to go undercover for the illuminati :c

[just-binch-thoughts]

If anyone knew my weakness, it would be a great problem for me to continue on with The Plan

[alansparkshark]

What’s *The Plan*?

[just-binch-thoughts]

Wait and see fucker

[water-based-introspection]

*taking down notes*

If we know the weakness we can defeat it

[queensparklekitten]

Plan details have been leaked, more info on my blog! NOW! We have to get everyone involved before it’s too late! The Plan is confirmed to be VERY dangerous. 

I thought of a potential way to either delay or, if we’re lucky, completely stop it. A “Counterplan”, if you will.

But it’s hard and could fail extremely easily. What do you expect, I’m 14 and I read enough books that I can’t think realistically! 

[water-based-introspection]

Tell me more about your counterplan

[ghostfaceatmcdonalds-deactivate]

Don’t ever owo me or m'lady me

Never under this roof

[chuckyworksattacobell]

M’jill

[carrieworksatseveneleven-deacti]

How may we be of service M’Jill?

[ghostfaceatmcdonalds-deactivate]

@chuckyworksattacobell

Get out of my store

[chuckyworksattacobell]

WAIT NO I WAS KIDDING