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Be careful what you say to carpet sellers
This is amazing news
My nurse friend spends a lot of time in the lube cupboard
Yes!
Nurse friend found a tapeworm in patient on endoscopy unit.
I got a new hair cut
What annoys me is my Olympic husband was featured in the documentary and I'm nowhere to be seen.
I'm getting good with these now. You can always test a guy by asking him if he wants any kids or if he wants more. He was a pleasant man but very dedicated to his boy which meant that any romance would need to be casual.
So what the doctors don't tell you that when your fiberglass cast comes off and you are left with a hairy leg.....do not shave the same day as your skin is paper thin
When you walk home and see someone sleeping on their doorstep
When you've given advice and they don't take it.
If you've got one of these, you'll know how fucking annoying this piece of shit is.
July 13, 2016 at 04:00PM
Dear oh dear
New records
I bought some records from 586 over the weekend. They came through today, I'm really pleased with them and am listening to them now:
Lowrell, Teddy Pendergrass, MFSB and the new Sean P Boogie.
The Teddy album has all the usual bangers on there, but there is something about his ballads that brings me to tears. There really hasn't been another voice like his, has there? Unique to him and to him only. Same goes with Michael McDonald.
Today is also my brother's birthday. I totally forgot about it.
I'm a little tired today as I overloaded on carbs last night, but I'm okay.
From the MFSB album:
When you're invited to a local gig on the very night it's taking place and but you're still an invalid.
Introducing the Limbo. It's on so tight on my thigh, it's going to stop the circulation. Apparently I can only have 20 mins in the bath which is going to cut my candlelit date with the bath oils a bit short tonight. I've ditched the parcel tape and bin bag for the Limbo.
Glasgow Jubilee
I adore this track so much I really wish I composed it. There are so many on the "Everything’s Getting Older" album that gives me the shivers but this one stands out. I’m absolutely in love with Bill Wells' playing and the story throughout this by Arab Strap singer and lyricist Aidan Moffat. It’s based on a french play I believe. I have to thank my friend Rick for this and I have to agree - “some of the Moffat album is beautiful, some of the lyrics are heartbreaking, many of them filthy, all of them very clever”.
Lyrics:
"We could all be dead tomorrow", says the whore to the hero, "And for handsome squaddies like yourself, my fee's reduced to zero. I can be your pin-up girl, your bargain Playboy Bunny." So they do it by the river, then she asks "Where's my fucking money?"
The soldier soon goes clubbing, pulls a tidy bit of skirt and he pumps her in the car park, but no sooner has he spurt than he says "I'm going back inside, the night's still young for me." The girl says "Go and get your wife. And by the way, my name's Marie."
Marie's at work the next day and her boss is being sleazy, she's always known he spies on her and he's always known she's easy. So she lets him fuck her during lunch, surrenders to his will, then he fucks off to the pub and she starts fiddling the till.
The boss meets a married woman, sneaks her up into his flat, as she lets him take her dress off, she says "Aren't we here to chat?" But the boss can't get it up, he claims his passion is too stressful, but soon he gets a second wind and this time he's successful.
That night in bed the married woman gets a big surprise as her rarely frisky husband grunts and thrusts between her thighs. He says "Our sanctity is sacred, forget all those women prior - they were nothing more than whores, and I could never love a liar."
The next night he pulls a sweet young thing and fills her full of drink, he says "I bet you've had a boy or two", she says "Less than you might think." Resistance turns to resignation, as the naked pair recline she says "Tell the truth - did you put something funny in my wine?"
The next day in my dark room, I sing that sweet young thing a song. She says "You better fuck me quick because I won't be staying long, and your lyrics are the ramblings of a lonely solipsist." I said "I'm playing Sunday night - shall I put you on the list?"
But she was nowhere to be seen when I gave the audience a scan, so I prowled around the venue, searching for a willing fan. I grabbed a little groupie with Doc Martens and blue hair, I even offered her my number but she clearly couldn't care.
She said "You're just a passing fancy, just a randy little laddy, and I save up all the good stuff for my darling sugar daddy - I'm meeting him tomorrow and I plan to suck him dry." Then she pulled back up her knickers and she kissed my cock goodbye.
One day soon the sugar daddy wakes up with a whore, hungover and ashamed, he'll try to creep out through the door, but the prostitute awakens to find his eyes so full of sorrow and says "Don't let it get you down - we could all be dead tomorrow"