kody

the

[pinniposting]

can i stare at u like this

via

[sleepcollective]

Does this ever happen to anyone else

[swallowedgirl]

Anna Haifisch

[deirdreskye]

Babe are you okay I saw you reblogging "here's the life I've always longed for"

[agalarianzigzagoon]

for anyone curious there is a follow up image:

[shinybrightthing-deactivated202]

weird me out? no. you've weirded me in. let's merge souls

[kissyourcomputertoday]

(Sorry for the doubletag but i thought this worked)

@funnier-as-a-fictive @funnier-as-a-system

[alteredpanel]

focus energy

[memewhore]

[fiore-firelily]

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

[plummolasses]

@funnier-as-a-system

[rars]

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

[maxknightley]

they should invent an existence where the sweetest, most thoughtful people you've ever met don't suffer an endless series of indignities and injuries at the hands of gormless, self-obsessed monsters

[unusual-suspects]

x

[agnes-nielsens]

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

[infinitecrossroadsplural]

is this @funnier-as-a-system ? feels like it

[moosekleenex]

[heavenpureheart]

[feldfrog]

I shoved a nerd in my locker. so nobody steals my precious nerd

[dead-boysss]

[radio-fry]

I've obtained a new hobby

[rottingmalice]

parents will make u feel guilty about absurd shit like breathing too much air or smth. and it will work too like you'll be laying on the ground years later paralyzed by the guilt that you're breathing too much until someone grabs u by the shoulders and tells u that is fucking stupid. and then you'll need to remind yourself of that every day for the rest of your life to function

[teathattast]

Funky Crab Monday 🦀🥳🎉

[seiya234]

i was kayaking once and saw a crab freeswimming and until that very moment did not realize they could do that and the scream i scrumt!