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[night-the-starfish]

Disable your ad blocker? For him?, gouache on paper.

[iliiuan]

The best way to keep a secret is to only discuss it with the homie in your head.

[the-chaos-council]

@funnier-as-a-system

[worstgirleva]

Is 25 years old too late to start wielding the cursed sword? Will I ever be a real inheritor of all the world's sins?

[worstgirleva]

haha wow seeing this old post making the rounds again is soooo embarassing ^^; so lately i've been on a journey of redemption. yeah i got stranded on a small village and they were having trouble sustaining themselves so i got really into fishing for them. first i tried using the cursed blade, but i quickly realized that everything that the cursed blade touches becomes cursed itself so i had to set it aside and grab this thing called a fishing rod, yeah not cool at all

anyway i got really into fishing and i learned about a bunch of different fish and different techniques to catch fish. i kept trying to find ways to use the cursed blade but it never worked so i had to empty my proverbial cup to fill it with fishing (i also had to empty my literal cup cause the cursed blade touched it a little bit)

long story short after eventually i found a way to leave the village, it was suuuuuper embarrassing cause they kept giving me gift and thanking me for all the help i gave them, totally ruined my tough girl vibe. then i went on a whole pilgrimage to right my wrongs and now my cursed blade has been cleansed from the hatred it carries and revealed itself to be a holy blade underneath. cant use the holy blade for fishing either tho

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[alteredpanel]

oh so scary how do you deal with persecutors #torturethemback

[havingapoemwithyou]

Sanity by Caroline Bird

[girlballs]

I need to bite something until it breaks. I need to jack off. I need to set fire to a large structure. I need to sprint into the woods

[maxxie-or-smth]

half the thoughts i have aren't mine and i don't know where they're coming from

[numberonedazaihater]

@bungoustrayfrogs this made me think of you and the funnier as a system posts

@funnier-as-a-system

[contemptible-scoundrel]

"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you are split in half."

- Mark "Cleftin" Twain

[weggsite]

@funnier-as-a-system

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[orpheuslament]

forgive & forget????? RESENT & REMEMBER‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[protectorcultureis]

Protector culture is having only two moods, love and hatred. Love for the other alters and hatred for anyone who hurts them. I wish I could feel something other than protective anger for once, I just don't know if that's even possible

Will I ever know anything other than the violence and rage that brought me into existence in the first place?

[medievaljournalist]

someone closed the hell portal & ended the ten thousand year nightmare war which is good obviously but now we have all these newly unemployed heroes with ancient magic weapons and no real skills outside of killing demons wandering around everywhere

[milliecoyote]

@funnier-as-a-system

[strangerconnection]

you know, i don't remember

[flandrepudding]

been reconnecting with my childhood self through roller blading again lately. As a child I would skate until sunset!! it’s been very fun. I went down a hill and legit said “wheee!”

[andhumanslovedstories]

A patient, explaining what their relationship is to their new visitor who was headed up to see them, said, “he’s my guardian,” and I said “oh I didn’t you had a legal guardian,” and the patient said, “he’s not my legal guardian, he’s my spiritual and physical guardian. He is also my brother. Well, I say he’s my brother. He’s like a brother. He’s my husband.” And I say this with genuinely no judgment, just pure curiosity, what