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Lol
youāre just gonna leave this in the tags?
Six years ago he introduced me to the world of skateboarding by sharing my video wearing a fairy costume. Today, he filmed me at the Olympics. This is all so amazing, Iām living a dream! ā¤ļøš„° Thank you @tonyhawk to being so kidding and always motivating me.
Rayssa Leal, the youngest athlete to represent Brazil in the history of the Olympic Games at age 13, with Tony Hawk via instagram
i just want a girl to look at me and hope iām gay
This is what executive dysfunction feels like.
I need the gay beronica subtext please, itās for science. The science of entertainment.
Good news: if youāre currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.
Iām an ant biologist and Iād like to point out that ants also spend a significant percentage of the time doing nothing.
Turns out sometimes the most evolutionary useful thing you can do is chill and not wear yourself to shreds, whether mammal or insect. It helps you deal with emergencies and adapt to change. Plus, you can act as living food storage!
That last part is probably more an ant thing than a human thing, but hey, live your dreams.
itās also a bear thing, which absolutely explains me
Doing absolutely fuck-all is how antarctic sea sponges live to be over 10,000 years old, so live your best, longest, laziest life.
Yāall being pregnant while moving into a new house is BUCKWILD
My husband is an intelligent man, but he has gotten in his head that if I lift one box I will PERISH
Here is the problem in a nutshell
Would I love to let my husband do everything? Of course?
But this absolute GIANT of a man after TEN YEARS together still has no spatial awareness and NO AWARENESS that his a A FOOT AND A HALF taller than me. If he is left to put thing away, he will do so diligently but he PUTS EVERYTHING ON THE TOP SHELF and my TINY TREX ARMS CAN NOT MAKE THAT TRIP
I threw out my back and heās now convinced that itās his fault for letting me carry paper plates in the house my self and that heās going to be a terrible father
This man has a LAW DEGREE and is a PRACTICING ATTORNEY
āYou have two skeletons inside you right now that is double the amount I have. You are my sweet special Eldritch Horrorā - My Husband
Thanks I think?
āItās insane that we just made a person! Iāve never even met a baby before what do I say?!ā
Not worried about diapers here folks, just first impressions
āIām going be be a dad which is just buckwild. I have your pregnancy checklist but here is my fatherhood check list
1. I need a riding lawn mower
2. I need a white tank top
3. I need a beer, particularly an amber colored one
4. I need a book of puns
5. I need a baby back pack to carry said baby
6. I want my own diaper bag, and I want it to be STYLISH
Kait are you writing this down this is important?ā
Me: a lot of people on the internet are calling you a himbo, would you like to respond?
Husband: I am often very dumb, and I do drink the respect women juice like fine wine, however I am not very strong, and I just donāt know if I can accept this title if I do not meet all the qualifications
Me: I donāt know, you lifted all those boxes on your own
Husband: this was simply DAD ENERGY
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I can not with this fool
literally marry him
I have great news my friend
marry him again
Iāve read him some of these replies and he got very upset and yelled (which if you know my husband is barely over a whisper) āI CANT MARRY YOU ANY HARDER I KNOW IVE GOOGLED IT MANY TIMESā
Yāall Iām obsessed with this idiot
We had the baby! She was 13 weeks early! My husband got to hold her for the first time yesterday (due to her being in the NICU) and he took one look at her and said
āOh yeah yup. Iām never going to be able to tell you no to anything ever in my whole entire life. Weāre gonna have so many dogs. Oh Iām in so much troubleā
Also itās his birthday
So heās doing great ā¤ļø
iconic and beautiful, the epitome of fatherhood
i donāt get it omg
who the fuck is party cannon theyāre the true rebels here
look at this fucking album cover
no one tells you how much of life takes practice. not just writing, painting, running, singing, etc, but practicing how to make friends. how to make the right ones. getting practiced at how to be a good friend, a good sibling, a good person. practice identifying when people havenāt earned that. learning to recognize your right to rage and, eventually, how to offer mercy. so much of life is muscle memory, and iāve begun to realize there are so many more parts of ourselves to flex and stretch and strengthen than those weāre taught in anatomy lessons
I often look like this
art by narcokleptic
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*transphobes / enby-haters please kindly make your own posts if youāre mad about it. Thanks.
A story in three parts
Fatherhood the state of being a father.