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[war-and-tears]

I have a question for the Catholics in the house.

If another angel falls, do you have an emergency response plan? Since some Catholics pray to angels?

What if some Hot New Catholic LoreTM drops and your guardian angel dropped too?

Just curious

[plzdontstalkme]

Answer: This is coming from a trad Roman Catholic

So angels are immortal beings entirely different from us. They all already made their choice at the Fall. Angels in all their Choirs (different discussion necessary for choirs) all had a much more final amount of free will.

So they couldn’t change their decision.

[ashstfu]

they should invent a day that does not exhaust me and suck the life out of me

[plzdontstalkme]

You mean that there is a state of non exhaustion and life suction?

[boxofpigeons]

Please respond with your FIRST associated meaning of the following acronyms (they do not all belong to the same category)

WOW

TFA

MLM

WWW

PWP

OSU

DP

[plzdontstalkme]

WOW: Wow

TFA: That Fucking Asshole

MLM: My Little Mortuary

WWW: World War W

PWP: Pat What Pancake

OSU: One Shitty Umbrella

DP: Dirty Popsicle

[babybabyaphrodite]

all i’m saying, is that if I were alice in breaking dawn.. i would HIGHLY suspect that the kid was jacobs.

over a century & the only thing that blocks her vision is the werewolves… and now this fetus. u know there’s some tension between bella & jacob... half her headache was probably trying to mentally prepare for that possibility.

[winelover1989]

that kid was also born exactly eight months after bella started hanging out with jacob building bikes after edward left her

[werewolfseth]

Oh my fucking god

[jeaners84]

If only her pregnancy didn't last less than a full month LOL. If she was pregnant when she got back with Edward, he would have heard the baby's heartbeat lol. Also, Alice explains she can’t see around what she doesn’t know. “I see vampires because I am one. I see humans because I used to be one. But they half-breeds (Renesmee) I have no experience with” - That’s not verbatim, but it’s the gist of it lol. Also, Bella wouldn't have fit in the wedding dress, either LOL She’d have had a pretty round belly in the tent scene, too. Would make a good fanfic, though.

[plzdontstalkme]

Actually, maybe, the pregnancy would still have been rapid due to ✨the werewolf✨y father. And! To support, we don’t hear anything about werewolf/human babies. So, there’s that.

[samfodo]

I would love new words so let's do this: Reblog this post with the first word that comes to mind when you see the person you reblogged it from.

[plzdontstalkme]

Fairy Dust

[plzdontstalkme]

My Version of a Fanfic

Warning: Censored cussword at the end

Carlisle: Rosalie, please take out the trash. And please, stop trying to throw Edward out.

Roslalie: Omigosh. I can’t believe you would accuse me of doing such a horrible action against my brother!

Edward (finally saying something that’s not about Bella): You do it all the time.

Rosalie: No I don’t!

Alice: Stop shouting! I’m trying to follow this conversation five minutes into the future.

Rosalie: (grumble grumble)

Rosalie: (Wild gasp of inspiration) Alice, come here please!

Alice: I know how this goes. I will NOT help you kidnap Bella into the dump. But, Emmett ✨might✨. Stay away from Edward though.

Rosalie: EMMETT!

Emmett: Coming!

••••Later••••

Edward: Carlisle, I can’t find Bella!

Carlisle: Umm… Ask Rosalie.

Edward: ROSALIE!

Rosalie (with over-the-top innocence): Yes?

Edward: Where did you hide Bella?

Edward, reading Rose’s thoughts: YOU B***H!

The End

[twilight-shitposting]

[plzdontstalkme]

And there was snow in the ground.

bella hated snow

[nolspreid]

i want - and need - a twilight spinoff entirely dedicated to carlisle. from his birth and life with his father, his transformation and attempts to kill himself to his acceptance of his condition and travels through europe where he learned medecine. who cares about bella and edward when there's a much better story RIGHT THERE. it would be an extension of the lore so it would be more fantastic and mythological but it could have romance if we get the story of him meeting esme and falling in love with her in details.

[plzdontstalkme]

No. What we need is Alice and Jaspers story. Like, SOO much better.

[hellorrglory]

Went to the MoMA and i saw my life flash before my eyes for a second

[plzdontstalkme]

What ?

[waywardlampcookieturkey]

I'm sorry, but why did Bella choose Edward???? And not Jacob???? Like, shitty plot and shitty writing aside, homie girl rlly went and chose a literal blood sucker with eternally cold feet over a very fluffy very warm wolf??? And if they had gotten proper character development, the wolfie would have been literally better at everything???? Not just as in "oh, hot cool boy" but like, as an actual boyfriend that's emotionally available and helps u grow as a person????? Bella has to get over herself and admit she's up for wolf dick like the rest of us, smh

[plzdontstalkme]

Because Jacob was a jerk to her for a minute and flip-flopped moods which she was often the brunt of. Also, he kissed her without consent.

[tweets-i-have-saved-on-my-phone]

[plzdontstalkme]

Isnt this a scene in cobra kai?

[rosaliesbigtiddygothgf]

today i offer you this

[plzdontstalkme]

I’m thinking about how in this image, Edward is looking at Bellas cleavage.

[bundibird]

I think I've worked out (part of the reason) why there's been such a huge uptick in folks who don't reblog things on here.

This post has like 14k notes right now, and the tags and comments and reblogs are FULL of people who didn't know about fast-reblog, and -- you guys have been slow-reblogging this whole time!?!??!?!?

In the interests of a) making your lives easier, and b) encouraging you to reblog posts, which is what keeps this site alive, here's how you fast-reblog:

On mobile: press and hold the reblog button. Your blog icon will appear. If you have sideblogs, all of the different icons will appear. Drag to whichever blog you want to reblog to, and release. Job done.

On desktop: hold down the E key and click reblog. Job done.

You're welcome. Now get reblogging.

[pastel-player]

My fav ONEtober poem so far. It’s not perfect, but I really like how it came out.

Day 5: Underwater

You beg. You plead. You shout. He just wouldn’t wait. A splash. You can’t Get out. Your leg has this weight. You fall. You sink. You stop. You just hit the ground. You see Her swim, Reach out. And finally you drown.

[plzdontstalkme]

Are these song lyrics?

Dibs!

[lqtraintracks]

Okay, so do vampires drink from arteries or veins or both? Asking for a friend.

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

@lqtraintracks This drew me in too easily, what the hell 👏😂

[renthebarbarian]

This guy is the Gordon Ramsey of blood.

“THIS BLOOD HAS SO MUCH FUCKING ACID IN IT, I’M SEEING TECHNICOLOR DEMONS!!!”

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

@vampireapologist

[salarta]

“I’ve never met a vampire” exactly what a vampire would say.

[awhimsicallaugh]

Very suspicious about this “educated guess”

[plzdontstalkme]

Idk, this makes sense.

[postintheshell]

Babe wake up, new Blood just dropped

[weaver-z]

HUGE day for vampires

[plzdontstalkme]

You know what, this is probably Bellas blood type.

Bella: Er, not sure thats right, er.

[imthe1wthewickedcurveball]

She’s a 4 but you can’t hear her thoughts and she wears a long khaki skirt

[plzdontstalkme]

Edward: shes an eleven

everyone else: shes a two