[hurried-deactivated20181109]

WHAT THE HELL, MUM.

[unfollovving]

I’d be happy with a mom like that.

[hinekurapounamu-x]

I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea. 

[till-the-end-of-thebucky]

Fucking America. You drive six hours and you’re in the same God damn state.

[melt-your-headachescall-it-home]

Guys, the Eurostar is literally a train that goes UNDERWATER from the UK to France.

[tabularojo]

That’s too awesome.

[purex-deactivated20241110]

i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

[meangirlnurse]

i have no self-control

[meangirlnurse]

two people unfollowed me for this and honestly i don’t really blame them

[meangirlnurse]

today someone from the House of Representatives watched this bird dance to Hotline Bling

[phansterdam]

wow really intimidating phil

[kim-jisoo]

I am good at emotion.

[illuminudes]

this was absolutely precious

[sixpenceee]

This swimming eel-robot was made by a Norwegian company called Eelume. The idea is that they’ll develop these robots to live on the seafloor, cleaning and keeping check on undersea equipment and performing simple tasks like tightening loose valves with their clamp-like mouths. (Source)

[elevenpumpkins]

OH GUESS WHAT JUST TOUCHED YA FOOT IN THE DEEP DARK OCEAN ITS NOT A SHARK ITS FUCKING ROBO CLAMP MOUTH SNAKE BITCH

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

how dare u reblog my posts but not follow me

[goodnightnautilus-deactivated20]

If you find a gold bar in a trash bag, will you take the whole trash can, or just the gold bar?

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

the fuck

[heimwehr-deactivated20190625]

cold af

[firstdegreeliberty]

*writes down time of death*

[darkandlonelywaters]

Thalassophobia - the fear of dark, bottomless waters

How many of you have thalassophobia?

[distancefromhappiness]

[thepalaceofsans-souci]

hey i know it´s easy to dismiss Oscar Wilde as a careless dandy but he was Irish, socialist and radically gay in Victorian England and when he says stuff like “morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people we personally dislike” it´s a highly political stance

[dahrlia]

@protreehugger

[paprika]

[raccooncomic]

35. Art is Hard

Ever go through those phases where you don’t like anything you create?

[chickenstab]

she needs a friend

give her a friend

[thecoffeehasthawed-deactivated2]

she has frend

[chickenstab]

a terrific friend!

[timmns]

Girls night out

[chickenstab]

such great pals!

[felinicanarchy-deactivated20170]

smol friend?

[princesock-deactivated20170622]

big friend

[lopster-deactivated20210826]

good frens

[roguekk]

a fluffy friend has arrived! 

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

hello friends

hope you don’t mind if i join you

[astarhot]

[p-arker]

[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens

[nightcoremoon]

aliens: [slide nasa $40]

nasa: lmao what aliens

[slitherpunk]

nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks

[gerrycanavan]

understanding art, lesson one

[krabbydon]

this will never not be funny