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🌜behr | 22 | he him🌛 follows from grassburns

[deadandphilgames]

[dipshame]

knew he’d do it. didn’t expect it to hurt this much

[fictropes]

gonna subscribe to phil so i can get audio message priority but the only message i ever send him is just ‘is that guy still in your house?’

[strawberry-sunflower-deactivate]

phil’s desire to be a tiny waif-like disaster twink is honestly giving me all the life i need right now

[phanphobic]

Dan’s crushes: he’s sensitive, I could heal him and he’d love me gently

Phil’s crushes: he could throw me into a wall and kill me during sex

[pseudophan]

phil lester, known bottomphobe,

[pinof]

best part of 2021 is phil finally expressing his opinions

[pseudophan]

howling at dan being able to just straight up quote every pinof and phil’s like idk dont know dont care 

[djhquiff]

so to sum up the show tops and bottoms

[jorzuela]

I loved it when Phil said Dan would work at the tops only bar and Dan was like

Doing What?

[goldenpinof]

"i'm worried about a couple of things that you've said" interesting summary of Phil's new video

[chickenfreeblog]

you know what. saying “i’m scared of commitment” to your boyfriend whose house you’ve been camping in for a decade is valid and he’s right to do it

[sierraadeux]

the other ice cream shop really is dan

[pseudophan]

theres too much to unpack in that show so i’ve decided to instead just forget about all of it and move on with my life

[fictropes]

I think Phil goes to his happy place anytime he’s not talking (probably thinking about what he just said) and so he always replies yeah because he’s agreeing with himself

HNGBFDSFGHJN 

dan: grfedwqdefrgh bfvdsdfgb words words words gffsqdfghdfd !!! rewdfgt :DDD grfedfrg *hand gestures* frgnhgfdsd !!! ya know?

Phil,  thinking about rolling around in a field with a million dogs: yeah

[fictropes]

i do love how dan is constantly like phil you literally invented everything in the world

[philsbigduck-deactivated2021120]

i always get whiplash whenever dan or phil make a reference to an inside phannie joke. like how do they know? it’s like teachers knowing how we cheat

[fictropes]

oh so we just do that again in two days?