[ikonicgif]

Rihanna and Drake onstage at the 2016 MTV Video Music Awards at Madison Square Garden on August 28, 2016 in New York City.

[bob-belcher]

BEYONCE

REALLY DID THAT!!!!!111

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Bey: I’m gonna smash one of your cameras

MTV: Mrs. Carter, are you sure you want t-

Bey: I’m GOING to smash one of your cameras

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

i have like…no clothes. every morning i always wonder how i’ve gotten through the school yr with like no clothes? what have i been wearing this entire time? shit 

[communismkills]

Apparently, I’m the ugliest person on Tumblr.

This is apparently uglier than all of the obese women with septum piercings and shaved heads:

[dongboss]

stop trying to photoshop yourself to look better we all Seen the real picture 

[sagihairius]

[oblomovite-deactivated20160709]

i’m very tired, forgot what clickhole was, and forgot that i had a wordfilter on that replaces every instance of the name “donald trump” with “scrooge mcduck” so needless to say i thought i was having a stroke 

[kyleehenke]

my dog makes these demonic yakking sounds after rolling on her back, enjoy

[dutchstore]

This is my teacher by Abe

[samandriel]

[hektikk]

If you haven’t seen this, it’s actually so black that if they made clothing out of it, it would just appear as though there was a photoshopped hole where your clothing is.

i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

[neurodivergent-crow]

i’d wear it every day

[a-daks]

It looks like a puddle in that photo but it’s really all crinkled like the rest of the foil and the vantablack coats it. It just reflects almost no light.

[ladysomnambule]

It’s like a texture glitch

[hamotzi]

old friends senior dog sanctuary dogs PART 2 (part 1 here)

[oakleysheart]

[brown-nena]

I pray for Leslie Jones’ mental health and overall well-being. This beautiful woman doesn’t deserve this.

[yung-hwa-blog]

Winona Ryder in Heathers (1988)

[justcatposts]

there are so many layers to why this vine is immaculate. the slight blur of maple in the background. the halo effect on her fur. the warm autumn lighting. there are no flaws to this and i could watch it forever

More animal vines here

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[weloveshortvideos]