The Girl Who Blocked her Own Shot

Mentally ill bisexual trying desperately to heal from my childhood. I love all the fandoms and hockey and Bob Woodward

[sn0otchie]

[kindleaf]

day three of @naddpodgifting !! a treat for @one-little-nerd-stayed-home of some sleepy snuggly hexbuds! they're discussing whether to put corbeau's hand in a bowl of water.

[kindleaf]

[forksthousands]

a very merry end of campaign 3 to all naddpoles out there!!! ive had these designs for the main teams done for a long while but never posted them, what better time to do so than now! excited to see what new stuff comes next 🦆

[tweetsongs]

murph d20 dm this caldwell d20 dm that. you fools. emily axford d20 dm when.

[maz737]

The pathfinder 2-shot

[unhauntng]

the first iteration of the dream team is so funny.

imagine youre a regular new yorker and you’re being attacked by santas or bugs or devils at an art show and things are weird but you also can’t quite tell what’s actually happening (got to love umbral arcana) ? but you’re scared out of your mind until a drunk lady punches the scary monster in the face and the guy who’s clearly a drug dealer starts blasting fire out of his hands?? maybe he’s got a lighter and some hairspray, though he’s also holding a gun? and then a very nice and serious older guy is keeping everything calm and encouraging his friends and you think everything is going to be okay, especially because this nice sweet firefighter is making sure everyone’s safe. and you think he looks like mr march from the calendar!

then a massive rat man summons some crocodiles or a pack of rats or a cockroach that is unusually juicy and then broadway legend misty moore literally insults a monster to death whilst indiscriminately flirting with her friends.

and when it’s all over they’re acting like this is business as usual. and maybe you’re confused for like three minutes until you remember this is new york — who else would save you but a broadway star, a rat, a firefighter, a drug dealer, an alcoholic and kingston brown from uptown who helped you jumpstart your car three months ago

[whamber]

"howdy from Grimhawke, y'all!"

i love Moonshine's shadowfell outfit sm...pinstripe vest, demonic belly chain, deadeye's hat....i editorialized the leather chaps but i think she'd be into them lol

[pricklepicklepie]

had the urge to draw young moonie as this photograph

[zarahartist]

Shadowheart 🖤

[zarahartist]

Will have prints of this for ECCC soon! As always, if you’re there come say hi. I’ll be at L23

[gravedangerahead]

We stan

[crazy-pages]

I love all the possible implications from: “Mama is trans and wasn’t out back then”, “Mama successfully committed feminist voter fraud”, to “Mama just fucking voted and the people running her local ballot box knew what was fucking good for them and stayed out of her way”. 

[midnightwinterhawk]

[corsairesix]

I love how “obscure tes lore” can range from “Skyrim has flying whales that are mentioned exactly once in a book” to “the Morrowind main quest”

[chai-on-life-blog1]

One thing I love about Judaism is that long involved conversations about things like “can a zombie attend shul?” or “can i use my pet dragon to light candles on shabbat?” or “is meat from a replicator kosher?” are seen as completely normal.

[westsemiteblues]

Yes, but it should avoid contact with a Cohen if it can, and if the dragon is a Gentile sure, why not, a pet dragon is an ideal Shabbos goy, since it probably lives with you, and will get a kick out of helping. If it’s a Jewish dragon, though, no, it’s better for you to do it yourself rather than cause another Jew to violate Shabbat.

[bmidbar-deactivated20200410]

Wait wait… if a jew owned the dragon as a pet wouldn’t using the beast’s labor to light candles be pretty explicitly prohibited?

[westsemiteblues]

Good point. Is the dragon property, or is it a roommate?

[hagar-972]

I think it was ruled that one may allow a dragon to ignite a fire if (a) the dragon is non-sapient, and preventing them from lighting the fire would be animal cruelty, or (b) the dragon is sapient, non-Jewish and not in indentured service.

[ardatli]

And one cannot bring a dragon into a household for the express purpose of lighting candles at a later date, since the Jew would be directly benefiting from the dragon’s actions on Shabbat. 

But if the dragon just happens to live there already and feels the urge to light candles, it should not be stopped from doing so – as the sages said: “the same candle that benefits one can be used to benefit one hundred.“ (Shulchan Aruch HaRav, 276:6) 

[hestiashotsauce-deactivated2022]

This was a thrill from start to finish.

[cheese-greater-official]

*cough gay cough*

[oceaneyes1834-deactivated202312]

*cue vine voice* Oh my god, they were roommates...

[cheese-greater-official]

Cary grant and Randolph Scott lived together for 11 years in their mansion entitled the bachelor pad there are press pictures of the two of them living in a completely wonderfully domestic setting

When Cary grant has to marry as to stop the rumours of their gayness he became very depressed, him and his wife divorced 13 months later

[cheese-greater-official]

Putting more pictures here because yes

[ladyoftheharbour]

Also they reason said wife divorced Cary is bc Randolph “refused to leave” their home and Cary wouldn’t kick him out.

[theparadigmshifts]

[lamardeuse]

I’d seen some of these pub stills before but not all of them, imagine middle America looking at this and thinking they were just bachelors sharing a house holy fuck

[mysharona1987]

[theuntamedincorrectquotes]

Wei Wuxian: I sort of did something and I need your advice. But I don’t want any judgement or criticism.

Lan Wangji: And you came to me?