A day late, with Starbucks and booze

Set, she/her, Jew-by-choice, exhausted, ace. (I'm sansets basically ... everywhere else on the internet, although here and twitter are mostly where I live. I tag on request, but otherwise am a pretty hit-or-miss tagger, so read at your own risk. Also, if I reblogged a picture of your pet, I swear I'm not trying to be a creepy, it's just that they are all the BESTEST boys/girls/nb beings.)

[duckdotcom]

*squinting into the fog* who goes there?! Willem Dafriend, or...

[blessyouhawkeye]

i love that every time magneto loses his helmet in the x men movies he immediately starts going charles you could make me do ANYTHING YOU WANTED right now......... i'd be POWERLESS TO STOP YOU........ you could GET IN MY MIND and HAVE ME AT YOUR MERCY..... i think a lot of their problems could have been solved if charles just took him up on what was a very blatant proposition

[bisexualvampires]

“so did the vampire get the job?” actually the interviewer got the vampirism. yeah. yeah he’s having gay vampire sex and everything

[myturtlespeedy]

I literally spit water all over my screen.

[thesevenumbrellas]

For context

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Is it lost? Is it trapped? Is it home? Is it innocent? Is it hunting you? Can you feel it watching you? Is it the house?

[thisbibliomaniac]

[public-trans-it-deactivated2024]

Peer reviewing these tags cause this is the third time I've seen this on my dash, and these tags are what made me actually watch the video

[roipecheur]

The only thing you need to know about Tim becoming Robin is that he's the protagonist of a horse girl movie and Batman is the horse.

[snowberry-pie]

I’m not super fond of the way vampires turn pale no matter their skin tone so here’s a proposal:

Colder tones!!!

This was loosely based off livor mortis which is the bluish-purple discoloration of the skin of dead bodies. It’s a result of the gravitation of blood but fuck that vamps are purple now

[24601vjavert-deactivated2020080]

Conclusion: The Count from Sesame Street is a VOC (Vampire of Color), and we stan

[hel-unleashed]

Isabela and Hawke's favorite past time: annoying Aveline

original template here

[beardedmrbean]

Original blog post

Le important day in meme history has arrived

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

And Internet history was made.

[ms-demeanor]

Here she is in November 2023 celebrating her 18th birthday and being a very good doge.

[lizluvscupcakes]

[headspace-hotel]

the "dark arts" implies the existence of the "dark crafts"

[prilosecthegreat]

Hi I'm Gary, I'm a dark craftsman who specializes in boneworking, but I do a little blood-plumbing on the side. If you're looking to have the fixtures in your lair or dungeon touched up or replaced, I know a guy who does fantastic black stone masonry, between the two of us I'm confident we could get everything back into shape.

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

I feel like a lot of the time (white) ppl complain about how much harder it is to make a living wage nowadays without going to college + having direct job experience, they rarely bring up the fact that a lot of this....is due to racism.

like yeah sure, YOUR parents could comfortably afford to feed a family of five on a high school degree. mine sure as hell couldnt. a lot of black ppl couldn't. so then we started fighting to go to college to get the same opportunities as whites with high school degrees, and suddenly, not only is a college degree not enough, but getting a college degree costs ten times more than previously.

and we have to start fighting to get into STEM fields but then THATS not enough, now we need ~job experience~ even though most people only get those comfy high paying jobs via nepotism.

which black ppl dont get cuz we've been barred from most social and work spaces for hundreds of years that no one knows us.

like, you can complain all you want about capitalism and how CEO's have become more greedy, but failing to acknowledge that this road was paved by your very same racist parents who didn't want black and brown people to even have the same chance at the same opportunities....you're missing the whole picture, 1. and 2, we will never get anywhere until you grapple with this first and recognize the damage racism has done to the very fabric of society.

[ophanic]

hanif abdurraqib from the crown ain’t worth much

[authorkims]

[balambwanderer]

[sic-semper-hominibus]

[outofcontextdnd]

"Can I use a bonus action to seize the means of production?"

🤝

[yourdndstories]

Sometimes you just have to ask.

Based on a submission by @dearratroi

[victoria-pedretti]

SCHITT'S CREEK 1.04 "Bad Parents"

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Nine screencaps from Taskmaster. The Taskmaster house is shown, with the message, "If you found this FASTEST, choose one contestant to LOSE 5 POINTS." Inside the house, Sue Perkins says regretfully, "Only because I've never met him before, and he's young and beautiful, and he'll get over this - Sam Campbell!" Later, in the same room, Susan Wokoma says, "Do I just choose a name? Erm, Sam Campbell!" Later, in the studio, Greg Davies asks, "Sam, it only feels right I should get your comment on both women turning on you like snakes?" Sam says happily, "Yeah, it's just exciting to know people are talking about me." End ID.]