cactus horror story

I run a fashion blog → this is my real life →

[burr-ell]

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN HANDLE CRITIQUE. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN EMBRACE BEING TOLD YOU WERE WRONG. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH UNPLEASANT TASKS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN DELIVER DISAPPOINTING NEWS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU KNOW HOW TO BE DISAGREED WITH. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE CORRECTED. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE TOLD YOU MESSED UP. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU ARE ABLE TO DO HARD THINGS.

[immortalbeingz]

[blood-orange-juice-deactivated2]

[daphneorsmthng]

[ouroborosorder]

I love Solarpunk so fucking much. It’s the most late 2010s ass genre humanly possible. A genre consisting entirely of Pinterest concept art boards and a yogurt commercial. Aggressively political with no actual political stance or statement other than “climate change is bad.” genuinely incredible levels of sucking

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Yesterday = Death approaches from all sides

Today = Shaggadelic baby

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Phenomenal

[uglytshirt]

sorry sorry but this guy is cooking imho

[hometoursandotherstuff]

 Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.

[girlnephew]

[loveridden1999]

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

[ruffboi-mags]

[kimiant0nelli]

happy may 4th

[tyrianwanderings]

[despazito]

He is once again so right

[plumslices]

Liu Yin (Chinese, 1984), A Man in White, 2020

Acrylic on canvas

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[pobody]

you know what

I'm glad I never watched arrested development

I don't think I actually would have liked it

I didn't miss anything, actually

[wintersoldierfell]

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

[wintersoldierfell]

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Have you got one thousand of them yet? I want to base my reaction to this post on their takes.

[pobody]

be SO fucking for real right now you fucking people have the entire uncensored internet at your fingertips please just learn how to pirate you entitled jackoffs

[future-crab]

I had a dream that people started using the 🪷 emoji as a reaction and it was universally understood to mean “kill [] and you will be reincarnated as a lotus blossom.” Like someone would talk about going to the White House and people would spam 🪷🪷🪷 in the replies, and everyone just knew without having to be told that that meant “hey you should assassinate the president.”

[zwoelffarben]