Was wondering what sort of cover a leather-bound copy of the DSSPPM would have, and then realized hey, I can make one myself.
In red and blue editions.
Jules of Nature
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Was wondering what sort of cover a leather-bound copy of the DSSPPM would have, and then realized hey, I can make one myself.
In red and blue editions.
(hesperia & horace) -
heās my big brother and he was supposed to come back and iām his little sister, andā¦iām his little sister and i never went looking for him.
Iām still right near the start of Wolf 359 so every time i see a tumblr post about it iām just likeĀ āwho are these people and how did we get from Eiffel stealing the toothpaste to suchĀ intense high drama???ā
your name is whatever i say it is.Ā
Theyāre literally???? Talking shit???? About fans that gave them money???? For their kickstarter????
Seeing as you can only comment if you donate
And I used to like MK as a character..
Holy Shit =(
Masterlist
Iāve actually received a few people interested in my current list of podcasts so Iām writing them all down (also itāll be helpful in case my podcast app decides to crash and wipe my library for the fourth time)
I just want to preface this by saying Iām probably still missing a few that I havenāt been able to remember. Also thereās a few on here that have finished, a few Iāve stopped listening to and am waiting to see if Iāll go back to, and a few that I havenāt gotten around to listening to yet.
1. 2 Dope Queens 2. 36 Questions 3. A New Winter 4. A Scottish Podcast 5. Action Science Theatre 6. Active Radioactive Radio 7. The Adventure Zone 8. The Adventures of Mechabetty 9. The After Disaster Broadcast 10. Alba Salix, Royal Physician 11. The Alexandra Archives 12. Alice isnāt Dead 13. All in the Mind 14. And thatās why we Drink 15. Anything Ghost 16. Archive 81 17. Ark City 18. Ars Paradoxica 19. Astonishing Legends 20. Athiest Apocalypse 21. Attention Hellmart Shoppers 22. Audio Diary of a Superhero 23. Audio Drama Production 24. Audio Verse Awards 25. Augustine 26. Aural Traditions: Anthology 27. Aural Traditions: Crosswired 28. Beast of Bardon College 29. Bedtime Stories 30. Beef and Dairy Network 31. Big Data 32. Bizarre States 33. The Black Tapes 34. The Blood Crow Stories 35. Boone Shepard 36. The Box 37. The Bridge 38. The Bright Sessions 39. Bronzeville 40. The Bunker 41. Bunker Buddies 42. Busy Gamer Nation presents I Love Bees 43. The Call of Cthulhu Mysteries 44. Carpe DM 45. Celestial Blood 46. The Cleansed 47. Code: Severe 48. Coffee Break Chinese 49. Conversations with People who Hate Me 50. Cool Games 51. Cop Doctors 52. Corpse Club 53. Creepy 54. Critical Hit 55. Critical Role 56. Crossing Wires 57. The Cryptid Keeper 58. Cthulhu and Friends 59. Cults 60. D&D is for Nerds 61. The Dark Tome 62. Darkest Night 63. Dead Oaks 64. Dead Ringers 65. Dead Serious 66. Deadly Manners 67. Dear Hank + John 68. Deck the Halls 69. The Deep Vault 70. Defence Learning Portal 71. Detective 72. Dianaās Monster 73. Diary of a Mad Man 74. Dinosaur Park 75. Discovery 76. The Discovery Adventures 77. Donāt Worry; Itās Only the End of the World 78. Dopple Avenue Hurt 79. The Drift and Ramble 80. Drywater 81. DWM presents Unwritten 82. The Earth Collective 83. Easy Japanese 84. Edict Zero 85. The Elysium Project 86. Empty 87. End of All Hope 88. EOS 10 89. Fables Radio 90. The Faculty of Horror 91. Fall of the House of Sunshine 92. The Family Tree 93. The Far Meridian 94. Fictional 95. Field Craft Survival 96. Flash Forward 97. Focused AF 98. Freed 99. Friends at the Table 100. Gallowtree Radio 101. Geek by Night 102. Generation Why 103. The Ghost Radio Project 104. Ghosts in the Burbs 105. Girl in Space 106. The Good Friends of Jackson Elias 107. Good Morning Zahera Ward 108. The Gray Area 109. Greater Boston 110. Hackable? 111. The Harry Strange Radio Drama 112. Haunted Places 113. The Haven Chronicles 114. Hayward Sanitarium 115. Heavenās Gate 116. Hector vs the Future 117. Hello from the Magic Tavern 118. Help Me 119. Henderson + Havner 120. Herbarium Podcasts 121. History of Alchemy 122. The History of Rome 123. Hollywood and Crime 124. Homecoming 125. Horror City 126. How to do Everything 127. How we Roll 128. Hunt the Truth 129. Hush 130. I Only Listen to the Mountain Goats 131. Illusionoid 132. Immunities 133. In Darkness Vast 134. The Infinite 135. The Infinite Bad 136. The Infinite Now 137. Inkwyrm 138. Inner Sanctum 139. Inside the Exorcist 140. Inside the NYPD 141. International Waters 142. It Makes A Sound 143. Jim Robbie and the Wanderers 144. Join the Party 145. Junction 146. Kakos Industries 147. Kevinās Cryptids 148. King Falls AM 149. The Kingery 150. Knifepoint Horror 151. Knights of the Night 152. Knite Coffee! 153. Lake Clarity 154. The Last Podcast on the Left 155. The Late Night Driving Show 156. LEARN 157. The Lesbian Romantic 158. Lesser Gods 159. The Leviathan 160. Liberty 161. LifeAfter 162. The Lift 163. Limetown 164. Lore 165. The Lost Cat 166. The Lovecraft Covenant 167. Lucyd 168. Mabel 169. Magic Lessons 170. The Magnus Archives 171. Mars Corp 172. Marsfall 173. The McElroy Brothers will be in Trolls 2 174. The Meat Blockade 175. The Mental Illness Happy Hour 176. Misadventure by Death 177. Miskatonic University 178. Mission to Zyxx 179. Modern Audio Drama 180. Mollyville 181. The Moonlit Road 182. My Brother, My Brother, and Me 183. My Brother, My Brother, and Me: Fantasy Football League 184. My Favourite Murder 185. Mysterious Universe 186. The Mythology Podcast 187. Myths and Legends 188. Neon Nights 189. The Night Blogger 190. Night Time 191. No Extra Words 192. No Such Thing as a Fish 193. The No Sleep Podcast 194. Oak Podcast 195. The Orbiting Human Circus (of the air) 196. Organism 197. The Orphans 198. The Orpheus Protocol 199. Ostium 200. The Other Stories 201. Otherverse 202. Our Fair City 203. Paralyzed 204. Passage 205. The Penumbra Podcast 206. Pleasure Town 207. Plumbing the Death Star 208. Podcast Detected 209. The Podcast Method 210. Podcasts Collected 211. Point Mystic 212. Poplar Cove 213. Powder Burns 214. Public Domain Universe 215. Purrcast 216. Qwerpline 217. Rabbits 218. Radiation World 219. Radio Demons 220. Ray Gunn + Starburst 221. Real Ghost Stories Online 222. Return Home 223. Rex Rivetter: Private Eye 224. Rippercast 225. The Rogues Gallery 226. Rose Drive 227. Rover Red 228. Ruby: The Adventures of a Galactic Gumshoe 229. Rusty Quill Gaming 230. S-Town 231. Sable 232. Saffron and Peri 233. Sage + Savant 234. Sawbones 235. Sayer 236. Scared? 237. Secret Cabinet 238. Seminar 239. Serial 240. Serial Killers 241. The Shadowvane Podcast 242. Shattered Worlds RPG 243. Shut up a Second 244. Sirenicide 245. Small Town Horror 246. Snap Judgements Presents: Spooked 247. SOFREP Radio 248. Someone Knows Something 249. Space 250. Space Log 251. Spines 252. Spire 253. Spirits 254. Star Talk 255. Station to Station 256. Stay Talkingish 257. Steal the Stars 258. The Strange Case of Starship Iris 259. Strange 260. Strangers in Space 261. Stuff to Blow your Mind 262. Stuff you Should Know 263. Subject: Found 264. Subvercity Transmit 265. Supervillian Corner 266. Synesthesia Theatre 267. Taking Care of Paul 278. Tales of Nowhere 269. Tales of THATTOWN 270. Tanis 271. Terms 272. Theatre for the Mind 273. The Theatre of Tomorrow 274. The Thrilling Adventure Hour 275. Timelapse 276. Tokyo Hotel 277. Tribulation 278. True Crime Garage 279. The Tunnels 280. Twelve Chimes itās Midnight 281. Uncanny County 282. Uncanny Japan 283. Under Pressure 284. Undiscovered 285. Unexplained 286. Unsolved Murders 287. Urban Chicken Podcast 288. Urban Decay 289. Victoriocity 290. Weāre Alive 291. Weāre Alive: Lockdown 292. Weāre so Bad at Adventuring 293. Weird Work 294. Welcome to Night Vale 295. What the Cluck 296. Whatās the Frequency 297. The White Vault 298. The Wicked Library 299. Wisecracks: The Squanch 300. Within the Wires 301. Wolf 359 302. Wooden Overcoats 303. The Writers Panel 304. You Are Here 305. Zoolaplex And a couple of podcasts that havenāt come out yet: 306. The Big Loop 307. Tarnum
Podcasts Iām caught up on: - SPINES - Darkest Night - The Magnus Archive - Mabel - The Orbiting Human Circus (of the air) - Radiation World - The Bridge - Tales of THATTOWN - Hector vs The Future - The Deep Vault - The Penumbra Podcast - The Lift - Weāre Alive - The Night Time Podcast - You Are Here - Small Town Horror - Return Home - Uncanny County - Greater Boston - The Rogueās Gallery - Supervillain Corner - Qwerpline - Alba Salix, Royal Physician - Archive 81 - Flash Forward - Lore - Unexplained - The Mythology Podcast - Scared? - Mysterious Universe - Bizarre States - Astonishing Legends - Serial - Spire - Tanis - The Black Tapes - Kakos Industries - EOS10 - Welcome to Night Vale - Alice isnāt Dead - Within the Wires - Liberty - King Falls AM - Limetown - The Elysium Project - The Meat Blockade - Wooden Overcoats - Thrilling Adventure Hour - Detective - The Message - LifeAfter - SAYER - The Behemoth - Help Me - MISSING
Podcasts I need to catch up on: - The Cleansed - Freed - Counter Worlds - Harry Strange - MarsCorp - Big Data - Weāre Alive: Lockdown - ars PARADOXICA - The Bright Sessions - Stuff to Blow Your Mind - Myths and Legends - Real Ghost Stories Online - Anything Ghost Show - The Generation Why Podcast - Wolf 359 - Stuff You Should Know - Hidden Almanac - Our Fair City - No Sleep Podcast - Hadron Gospel Hour - Sable - Jim Robbie and the Wanderers
Podcasts I need to listen to: - A New Winter - Diary of A Madman - Subject: Found - Atheist Apocalypse - Strange N Unusual Podcast - The Falcon Banner - A Twilight World of Ultimate Smoothness - Ruby: The Adventures of A Galactic Gumshoe - The Moonlight Road - The Ozarks Explored - Histories of the UNEXPECTED - Dead City - Dark Tome
If you have any more recommendations or you want to talk about any please hmu!
I believe you are missing a little audio drama masterpiece called ⦠well⦠us! Whatās The Frequency?
podcasts ā»Ā listen to these guides with authorized headphones provided to you by the instituteās security team.
ā„ itās time to spread your podcast palette ā„
With a whole summer to spend collecting seashells and collecting new sounds from the likes of ambitious independent artists, we finally get a chance to cuddle up like a stray fly in a cobweb in the early weeks of October.Ā
Grab your ham radio, dawn your best mask, and get infinite before Halloween is coming and today PodCake has more than the average horror story to keep you cool and creepy.Ā
Looking for something fresh to please that sudden thirst for audio storytelling? Look no further as PodCake has six more podcasts youāll certainly love.
1. Station to Station
A sci-fi mystery/horror about a science project with dark secrets, a biochemist with melancholic tendencies, and the mysterious notes of a lost scientist, set on research cruise several hundred miles away from land. Also featuring: corporate espionage, loss, morality, and close encounters of the eldritch kind.
In what seems to be an ongoing trend ofĀ aquatic themed mystery shows, alongside the likes of The Bridge and Passage, comes Station to Station that has been lovingly provided by theĀ Procyon Podcast Network who are pulling out all theĀ stops in this surprisingly rich and psychological romp that isnāt afraid to kick start things in an impressive first episode.
Fans of methodically intelligent shows such Ars Paradoxica are bound to wrapped up in Station to Stationās smart writing and unashamedly scientific approach to things. Wear yourĀ floaties for this one becauseĀ it will hit you with a big splash.
2. The Earth CollectiveĀ
A sci-fi audio drama delivered as a first hand account from the eyes of Joseph Crane, Humanityās ālast historianā, as he attempts to chronicle their survival in rolling cities known as The Collective, fleeing from a malicious entity only found in the darkside of the planet.
Here we are with a sci-fi story that has been massively overlooked, even by yours truly. In The Earth Collective, we focus on a self described āMankindās Last Historianā who is collecting recordings on what few Ancestor Satellites remain. But a returning threatĀ might just bringĀ the planet of Oasus to disaster.
Richly unique with a keen focus on survival, rebuilding society, and, above all,Ā a certain looming eldritch threat as an antagonist that gives this showĀ a certain Lovecraftian edge,The Earth Collective is a show well worth getting invested in.
3. Whatās The Frequency?Ā
A psychedelic noir audio drama podcast set in 1940s Los Angeles. Recently radio broadcasts in the city have been reduced to static, leaving a popular radio serial as the only remaining show on the air. Even then the show finds itself continuously interrupted by a mysterious broadcast. A lone distorted voice reaching out for help. Follow Walter āTroublesā Mix and his partner Whitney as they search for a missing writer and navigate through a city quickly falling into madness. Could the mysterious voice be the culprit? Will anyone be able to stop the madness from spreading? And⦠Whatās The Frequency?
A new show making the rounds and piquing the intrigue of quite a few audio drama fans is the noir series Whatās The Frequency? which focuses on a duo of detectives seeking out the lost voice behind the last source of radio entertainment in anĀ alternativeĀ Los Angeles. Insanity ensues.
Whatās The Frequency? is the trippy mystery show weāve all been waiting for. Itās Juno Steel on ecstasy, itās fun and freaky, and the kind of experimentation and bold story that will likely be making the rounds for sometime.
4. The Blood Crow Stories
The Blood Crow Stories is an anthology series of horror stories. Our first season highlights the story of the S.S. Utopia, a cruise ship in the early 1900ās. Modern-day college student, Max, begins to do his thesis on the audio diaries of the passengers on the ship. What he didnāt know were the horrors that were waiting for him among the tapes, and why the ship sank so mysteriously almost 100 years ago.
TightenĀ your best corset and slip on your plague doctor mask because weāre gonna take a voyage to the past with The Blood Crow Stories, one of the newest contenders in horror anthology audio drama.
Something bloody and beautiful awaits for those seeking out something a little moreā¦vintage to keep their October nights exciting.Ā So pour yourself a cocktail and tune into this one by candlelight becauseĀ The Blood Crow Stories is something for those looking for something both delectably classy and creepy.
5. The After Disaster Broadcast
Jo Prendergast broadcasts on ham radio after only surviving the Yellowstone volcano erruption with luck. Her post-apocalyptic transmissions follow her as she finds survivors and a reason to go on.
In this new apocalypse story for the average survivalist, Jo Prendergast acts as our narrator in a devastated landscape short on survivors and sense. Bad pizza and crippling loneliness await for those looking for something early in episode numbersĀ and ripe in potential for a promising first season.
With a nice blend of horror and comedy and heart, The After Disaster BroadcastĀ paves the way for a series that will hang around for you even in the fading moments of a well deserved existential crisis.
6. The InfiniteĀ
A limited series fiction podcast revolving around an astronaut traveling through deep space.
One man alone in space, searchingā¦Here we have The Infinite, a short but impressive sci-fi show consisting of only five episodes to date. Sometimes less and more and The Infinite provides an eerie and emotional ride for curious drifters.
Itās a pleasant combination of the Wolf 359 framework with a SAYER psychological horror edge for flavor. The Infinite is simple yet sinister and easy to breeze through with its tense but entertaining storytelling. I assure youāll feel right at home.
now, get to listening.ā„
āI wish there was more fanartĀ for podcasts. There is someĀ fanart for the bigger podcasts,Ā but for so many there is next toĀ nothing. Iād draw fanart myselfĀ but I canāt draw. Like, at all :(ā
On delays, the rest of season one, and being whelmed.
Before I get to the post-proper, this is me offering a cyber high-five to anyone who got theĀ āwhelmedā reference!
Hello all!
Alex Brown here! Your friendly, neighborhood co-showrunner. First, Iād like to thank each and every one of you for supporting our show - when we released our first episode nearly a year ago, I figured it would be a fun side project to do with my friends, and that maybeĀ some old college acquaintances who knew us would listen.
Iām over-the-moon ecstatic that I was wrong. Your response to our episodes, our characters, our music (which is the best part, letās be real), and the humor we try to put in our stage directions is beyond anything I couldāve ever dreamed of. Throughout this past year, weāve seen spectacular fan art, amazing fan fics, lots of fantastic theories, moodboards that fill my heart with more joy than I can express, and lots of other great things. As someone whoās lived the past six or so years as a frustrated writer who has struggled to get published, itās been ridiculously fulfilling to see that Iām capable of helping to create something that people can genuinely connect to.
With that said, I want to let you all know where Iām at with a few of our processes, because, for me, the struggle right now is quite real. Itās not really a secret that one of our mini-episodes, Home, was influenced a lot by my own experience with depression. Itās certainly something that Etta has, too - but a lot of whatās in there are things Iāve felt for a long time. And, for me, some of those things still linger.Ā
I have mechanisms in place to help confront these thoughts. Other than on-going therapy, I like to put a lot on my proverbial plate to keep busy when Iām not in an introspective mood. My day job helps with a lot of that - during the school year Iām often in late-night meetings, or meeting with student groups on the weekend. I was hoping to have a little more free time this summer, but my day job seems determined to keep adding to my growing to-do list.
Iām also stage managing a show this summer, which has been lots of fun (and is totally my jam - Iām a wayĀ better stage manager than I am a stage actor, lemme tell ya). ButĀ the theater Iām working with is about an hour away on a good day, so thereās a lot of driving involved at the moment.
There are other things Iām trying to balance as well - getting another book written (as thatās been on hold forā¦about a year now), trying to make sure that my friends stay connected (being scattered around the country makes that a bit harder), trying to just⦠have some downtime and read a book, or watch The Bachelorette. All of these things are very important to my mental health - and all of these things havenāt been happening nearly as much as they should.
That was a very long-winded explanation of whatās going on with me, but I wanted to share that with you all, because I want you to know that I take this show seriously. Itās pushed me creatively, taught me new skills, made me a better writer, certainly a better actor, and I hope a better friend. I truly adore the community thatās been built around this podcast, and I canāt wait to see what you all think of the rest of season one!
And thatās what the point of this post is, I think. I have most of what I need for episode 11, but what I donāt have right now is a lot of time. As weāve said lots before, I get individual audio from each actor, have to sift through all of their takes, and piece the puzzle together from there. It can take hours - sometimes, most of the time, it winds up taking days. Which is not a problem if I didnāt have lots of other time consuming obligations tugging me in their direction - but, here we are. Iām writing this note at 1:46 in the morning because I didnāt get back from rehearsal until 11:10 PM, caught up on The Bachelorette, and now have time to craft this note.
So, what Iām getting at is that we have sixteen planned episodes for season one, and we are veryĀ close to getting episode 11 out to you. I promise that Iāll try my best to get that done before June, but the show Iām stage managing opens right at the end of the month, so things might be a little hectic.
Once episode 11 goes out, weāre going to take another hiatus to prep the rest of the episodes. This time, I donāt plan to lift the hiatus until the rest of season one is edited and ready to be released. Unfortunately, I donāt have a timeline for you yet - and, seeing as how release dates seem to be a bit flexible when it comes to this show - I think it makes sense not to speculate right now. Once we know when episode 11 is coming out - and when the rest of season one will happen - weāll let you know. I promise.
In the meantime, Iām hoping to get some admin stuff straightened out so we can start to sell our wonderful merchandise! The response we got to our designs was amazing, and I want to make sure that you all have access to that if youād like to rep the show somehow! (And props again to Em and Eliza for the rad designs!). Once I get a handle on that, weāll also launch our Patreon - but I want to make sure we have cool rewards for all of you, because you deserve the best! I donāt want to try to rush into things for the sake of having/doing them anymore - and I think waiting on these things will help us in the long run.
Wow, this note was much longer than I anticipated. Uhhh, so, yeah. Weāre still here, and we willĀ continue to make content and tell what we hope is one kick-ass story. It just might take us a while, and thatās 100% on me. I am but one person, and there are but 24 hours in a day. But weāll get there together, one way or another.
So thank you, thank you, thank you for your support! Youāve made this whole experience into probably the best thing Iāve ever done, and Iām so glad youāre here.Ā
If youāre going to stay for a while and would like some chocolate fondue, I hear thereās some overflowing in the kitchen.
#Ketta4ever
-Alex
I was so tired, I reblogged this from the podcast account instead of my personal account lol
Iām going to sleep now. Itās 2:12 AM!
I recently compiled and formatted a list of every audio drama transcript I could find; this is that list.Ā I am going to attempt to keep it as updated as possible, and Iām going to be working on some transcriptions myself sooner or later.
If you know of any transcripts Iāve missed, or want me to add a podcast to this list, or if you catch any broken links, please let me know!Ā And please, please, reblog this - I made the masterlist to be a resource, and would like as many people to have access to it as possible.
I started listening to Inkwyrm a while back, and I ended up binging the whole first season so have a poster i made for fun.
Audio Dramas + Horror
Ghosts donāt actually exist. Do they?
Some kickass icons if you ask us!
The Far Meridian. A new audio drama podcast from the hivemind responsible for ars Paradoxica. Season 1 airs every other Monday, starting June 5th. Subscribe today: TheFarMeridian.com Created & written by Eli Barraza, directed & produced by Mischa Stanton. Music by The Album Leaf.
We are so proud to give you a first taste of The Far MeridianĀ Episode 1.1 The Outside, live right now in the aP feed! Itās also got a short interview about the show with show creator Eli Barraza. Listen in, and check out the first two episodes of The Far Meridian right now on their feed! Grab it via Apple Podcasts (RIP iTunes) or wherever you like to listen to those.
Listen up and gently place this wonderful thing inside your earholesā¦
Teaser Trailer Posted OnĀ YouTube
Just posted a YouTube version of our teaser trailer. The reality is that itās no different from the one here in the website but itās kinda neat anyways.
things iām here for in wolf 359 season 4:
kepler trying to scaremonger and scapegoat around lovelace being an alien but nobody pays attention to him
kepler: āshe is a WEAPON and she is DANGEROUSāĀ eiffel: āi mean, right now, sheās making dinner, but sureā
it becomes this running joke of āevery time lovelace does something, everyone has to call up kepler to make sure it isnāt part of her grand evil plot to destroy the entire stationā
minkowski, over comms:Ā ācolonel kepler? captain lovelace is retiring to her quarters for the night. are we in any imminent danger from this?ā
hera:Ā āum, colonel? i just received a direct order from captain lovelace to forward the data readouts from the star to lieutenant minkowski while she navigates us through this solar flare. is this anything to do with aliens trying to kill us all?ā
at one point, the comms crackle and kepler hears eiffel quietly saying, āokay, colonel, captain lovelace just took a very suspicious break from the dayās repairs, and iām tailing her now toāā and then he hears a distantĀ āeiffel? are you⦠following me to the toilet?ā and eiffel has to explain itās for the meme, captain, heās not actually following you, captain
anyway lovelace thinks itās the funniest thing ever and joins in and starts being likeĀ ācolonel? just letting you know that iām suiting up for a spacewalk to repair damage to the stationās external plates. please let me know if you have any objection to this, in case it has anything to do with that evil plan i have to sacrifice our entire crew to aliensā
kepler is Tired⢠and nobody pays attention to him ever again
(the real kicker is when lovelace opens up the comms line to say, ākepler, iām about to ask minkowski to give me a hand, is that a problem for you?ā and keplerās just pissed that she managed to make a hand joke AND an alien joke all in one. jacobi is thrilled)