Will you come and wake me up?

Al | 23 | They/Them | Black Lesbian

[kelsochronicles]

“A Hawk never abandons their Thrush.”

Hawk and Thrush - Korrasami Redraw of this scene.

[critter-of-habit]

New scars 😳

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[joshlovesyou]

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

One time i tried to explain this to someone at a party and i stopped in the middle of it because i realized how stupid i was sounding

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[virtualgirladvance]

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

[joshinin]

"I thought I had this under control…"

[throathole]

A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻

[anakipanti]

[akashicrecord]

Instead of an air fryer consider: sex reassignment surgery

[aflo]

How am I gonna cook these chicken nuggets

[akashicrecord]

Why don't you ask my new vagina...

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[iamoutofideas]

You considered me racist and blocked me yet you let DieWhiteWoman reblog from you?

it's german for thewhitewoman

[ilragno]

she speaks to me

[ilragno]

shes stuck with my ass going 5-10

[stupid-twink-girl]

[molabuddy]

[setting: large discord server]

you: abort that thang

someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this

you: wtf how

[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]

[molabuddy]

Moral of The Story: What?

[boy-moans]

you should be able to hit the vibrator like a weed pen if you don't have time to jack off

[t-800]

do not have discord sex i was stroking my shit and discord face id'ed my cock as the 5300 year old mummy otzi i can't log in anymore

[disteal]

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

[disteal]

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode