The Poison Piggy

[poison-piggy]

I am The Poison Piggy!

oink oink

*commits acts of eco-terrorism*

[slimetony]

My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

[dezposts]

What even is clown food?

[slimetony]

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful

[anarqueeen]

yeah the doctor said they found the source of my guilt and quiet agony deep within my core. Yeah turns out there really is something physically and fundamentally wrong with me that I've been carrying my entire life. No they said they're not gonna remove it. Said its an "elective surgery" so insurance won't cover it. Anyway how are you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they're called "bootlickers" because when there's a boot stomping on their neck they lean forward to kiss it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

as soon as i clicked post i realized damn that's such an evocatively erotic description, i should be using this sort of language about noble kinksters, not wasting it on class traitors

[galaxylemonroll]

How could you leave this in the tags!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that's the beta testing stage

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the worst person you know thinks they're super empathetic. the kindest person you know thinks they're fucked up and evil

[innerchildabortionclinic]

psychologists did this

[croaker-conspiracies]

Don’t forget. . .

[boybeetles]

What is going on in r/kitchencels

[kiburebuc]

some highlights from the comments

[bongwater-jpeg]

[the-muppet-joker]

Forcemup submission for the clowned Prince of grime

Repeat: I am a good muppet ♡ with no bones in my body ♡ controlled by a hand in my submissive muppet hole ♡ Good Muppet...

[the-muppet-joker]

Why is there no sexual Forcemupp (Force Muppet) hypno content? Tumblr is supposed to be the land of the free. You people are weak. You smellin these pheremones? Yeah. That's the scent of an Alpha who is PISSED OFF.

[i-am-a-fish]

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

[i-am-a-fish]

go to triple hell

[weepylucifer]

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

[badboynixon]

Is this safe space? 🥺🥺

Does anyone else enjoy slurping up period blood like it's V8 juice?

[falseficus]

pussy corrosive

[falseficus]

[falseficus]

i don’t even want to SEE the blorbos you guys are tagging this as. how could you conceivably relate this to a fictional character like I don’t look at my favs and go you know what? his pussy could eat through a metal grate

[rubyrider6000]

hot take all humans should lowkey die the earth needs a fresh start

[betsygimblesagain]

Hot Take, but our culture has gone downhill ever since they started censoring Crazy Frog's dick. Crazy Frog just isn't Crazy Frog without a silly little flaccid penis bouncing around between his legs.

[deadsignaltv]

[blubblegumblub]

Now that ides of March is officially done this year I would like to come forward and say that I got my period on 15th of March so I was celebrating better and more thematically than any of you