Poison Burden

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[poisonburden]

New Year, new me.

After almost a decade on this site, it’s time I start anew. I won’t be deleting this blog, just not using it anymore.

If anyone’s interested. You can find me here: https://poison-perfection.tumblr.com/

[poisonburden]

New Year, new me.

After almost a decade on this site, it’s time I start anew. I won’t be deleting this blog, just not using it anymore.

If anyone’s interested. You can find me here: https://poison-perfection.tumblr.com/

[despazito]

musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:

cobra starship

neon trees

metro station

3OH3

taio cruz

owl city

far east movement

ne-yo

onerepublic

boys like girls

[coat]

Implying fireflies isn’t a known banger by owl city is very bold, and frankly, I’m unimpressed.

[matchedinrenown]

p sure it’s 3OH!3

[albertnatural]

one thing they don’t tell you about tumblr is you gotta look out for the spike traps

[ur-bones-are-wet-deactivated202]

Yeah man, it's a problem. A little more about it under the cut, i don't wanna clog your dash.

Gotcha bitch

[loundsapologist]

look. hannibal is unquestionably a nightmare person, but i think the reason that so many girls and lgbt people have sort of latched onto him is because he is a man who does not once, in the entire show, yell.

[blowjob-horseguy]

Also “Eat the rude”

[bixbiboom]

[ID: A tweet from Travis Willingham @.WillingBlam that reads: “His power grows... #thechild” There’s a video attached depicting Ronin, Travis’s two-year-old son, wielding a novelty lightsaber, described below. /end ID]

[Ronin and Travis are outside in their back yard. Travis is filming while Ronin plays with a novelty lightsaber, currently unlit. Ronin babbles out some happy gibberish.]

Travis, speaking in a deep, villainous voice: “You must be powerful to wield a lightsaber, my son.”

[Ronin turns his back to the camera and lays the lightsaber down, fiddling with the handle with both hands.]

Travis, continuing: “It’s no ordinary weapon. Only those of—”

[The lightsaber suddenly blazes to light with a tinny whoosh, and Ronin stands up to face Travis, weapon in hand.]

Travis, still doing the voice: “O... kay.”

[Ronin squeals something that honestly might actually be “say bye, daddy,” and slashes his lightsaber toward Travis.]

Travis, with possibly genuine alarm, but also laughing: “Nonono!”

[The camera angle goes bonkers as Travis shields himself from Ronin’s attack.]

[ID: A tweet from Brian Wear A Mask Foster @.BrianWFoster in reply to the previous video that reads: “That’s my boy. Go for Daddy first.” /end ID]

[daloy-politsey]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everythingfox]

“After a recent move into our first house, she’s finally found her new favorite spot!”

(Source)

[nohomo-mrfrodo]

Sometimes I think about how this scene is a scene between three openly gay actors and I get so emotional I start to cry. 

[hale-of-stiles-heart]

[peredain]

minor correction: lee pace is queer

[drownedinlight]

I happened upon Luke Evans being gay in an article about – I think the Fast and the Furious movies? Maybe it was just about Luke Evans. Anyway I have sources When he was starting out in acting he didn’t hide the fact that he was guy, but his representation did not long after he started to make it into bigger roles. Then, in 2014, he officially “came out,” but it seemed to be done so quietly, many people didn’t realize for years – it’s still not something that’s well known about him. I think it’s possible he was questioning himself at the time, but I also think the story about his representation advising him to go back into the closet is more likely.

Also, equally important to Luke essentially being advised to closet himself, Lee was outed by a journalist before he felt ready to be out. It’s really important we remember that – that people will come out when they are ready and they shouldn’t be forced either way.

[guerrillatech]

[puppybaby15]

[drewwwbydoobydoo]

Do NOT interact with anyone using the MAP flags!!!

[honeydolly]

i cant believe people think that it’s okay to be a pedo??

[lordterronus]

Your regularly scheduled reminder that paedophilia, is bad.

[anathewierdo]

Pedophilia is not 👏a 👏sexuality 👏

Do not interact with anybody who has these flags. Block them with no hesitation and let’s just push those people away from the community

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

anyone else feel weird abt the growing prominence of crossovers between (largely white, cishet) youchewbers to the point where it's like. every "big" youtuber is connected w each other as one big unofficial clique. meaning when one does something shitty, ie racism, ableism, antisemitism etc, everyone simply looks away to preserve their image and completely falsified "friendship" played into in part by massive fanbases who think of these ppl as real friends. combined with sponsorships and Real Actual Companies backing these youtubers up despite everything, keeping the biggest names the most successful on youtube while smaller marginalized creators struggle to ever gain a fraction of that attention from the audience or the algorithm. mm

[vampxp]

It’s ok you can say Pewdiepie

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

I am but I'm also talking abt everybody who's collaborating with him right now, every youtuber who's defended and shouted him out, and continues to uphold the issues his behaviour is emblematic of lol

[tikkety-tok]

they looked at each other and said “can you believe this woman???” 😂😂 😂

[daisyannewinchester]

BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!

[seakingmario]

[zafojones]

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

[gwydtheunusual]

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together.  Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together.  You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits. Frankentrees.

[beautifuloutlier]

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

[reallifescomedyrelief]

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

[source]

[sashiscorner]

I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

[jadedsoggy]

I love how trees are like “fuck it, I’ll deal” at literally everything. Forest fire? Cool, my seeds’ll finally grow. Upside down? Branches, suck, roots, leave. What’s this new branch? Eh, welcome to the tree buddy.

[rooksandravens]

I need to be more like tree

[azzandra]

I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.

[fuckyeahwomenprotesting]

what kind of professor did these students have that they needed to prove him wrong so badly that they literally dug up a tree, flipped it and put it back in the ground?

[sailorofships]

Sounds like y’all’ve never heard about the Tree of 40 Fruits. Well, it’s exactly as it sounds. Sam Van Aken, an artist based in New York, decided to try his hand at grafting (e.g. the process by which you attach the branches of a different tree to a host tree).

As artists are inclined to do he decided to push some limits and over the course of a few years he grafted over 40 different fruit onto the host “ including almond, apricot, cherry, nectarine, peach and plum varieties.”

It has a fruiting period lasting from July to October and this is what it looks like when blossoming.

Shit’s tight yo.

Also we have a group called the Guerrilla Grafters. A group who started in San Fransisco with the goal of grafting fruiting branches onto non-fruiting trees of the same type.

Most cities have fruit trees that simply don’t produce fruit because having all these would be a mess and inadvertently providing unregulated food to people comes with a lot of legal risks I suppose. These grafters seem to think otherwise and have taken it upon themselves to try and bring fruit trees back to urban areas.

[dangerbooze]

HOLY SHIT

[okapiandpaste]

THE LAST ONE

[solarpunkcast]

Solarpunk as fuck!!

[fancynewaddress]

Reblogging for “I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.”

[humaudrey]

How Lonnie would've changed/singlehandedly end D3

Audrey: 🎶 I followed all the rules, I drew inside the lines, I never asked for anything that wasn't mi–

*phone rings*

Audrey: Hello?

Lonnie: Hey what are you wearing to Jane's birthday party?

Audrey: ...um...what?

Lonnie: Jane's birthday party? Tomorrow? I wanted to know because I found this cute pink floral skirt in the mall yesterday but I think you have one just like it and I don't wan–

Audrey: I didn't get an invite, Lonnie. I'm not going, so you don't have t–

Lonnie: No one did! She just posted it on Facebook. It's pretty casual.

Audrey: ...oh. Well I'm just *sniffles* so occupied with summer school and–

Lonnie: Wait, wait, wait! Are you crying?

Audrey: No, I'm fine, rea–

Lonnie, away from the phone: I'm on my way over!

*an hour later*

Lonnie, chewing on her chocolate chip cookies: Your grandmother's full of shit, Audrey.

Audrey: I know, right? So are you and Jay a thing?

Lonnie: Ha, as if.

Audrey: Because I always thought he was cute but he's obviously gay for Carlos but Carlos is dating Jane so I was just really confused.

Lonnie: Carlos and Jane came out of nowhere! And as for Jay, he's at least bi. Last year, I caught him checking out Gil's ass before we fought Uma's crew.

Audrey: The pirate rocking the eyeliner that Evie keeps talking about?

Lonnie: No, he's the other one. The long haired blonde guy. Gaston's son.

Audrey: OMG!

The two then proceed to gossip, make out, and arrive to Jane's birthday party as the power couple they're destined to be in the same exact skirt.

Roll credits.

The End

[lesbiansforboromir]

The Company of the Ring shall be Nine; and the Nine Walkers shall be set against the Nine Riders that are evil. With you and your faithful servant, Gandalf will go; for this shall be his great task, and maybe the end of his labours. For the rest, they shall represent the other Free Peoples of the World: Elves, Dwarves, and Men.