I Should Really Change This By Now

I tried to think of something original to say, but I'm just too damn tired

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

sorry i can’t come into work today i’m living my truth

[darrenpillowscriss]

To the customers who apologize repeatedly for “bothering” me, or offer to clean up their own spill if I just get them some paper towels, or walk all the way around an aisle so as not to disturb me when I’m blocking their path, I just want to reassure you that you are NOT the annoying customer we complain about in retail. You are very kind and you clearly respect me and my time and I appreciate you. Also I am happy to help you with whatever you need and it is not at all a bother.

To the customer who shouted “EGGS?” at me from twenty feet away because apparently it was just too much trouble to come a few steps closer and use a complete sentence like “where are the eggs, please?”: fuck you.

[batsickle]

hogwarts kids: who are you?

animorphs kids: i’m you but with way more trauma

hogwarts kids: is that? possible?

animorphs kids: believe me you ain’t seen nothing

[more-aoe-deactivated20200131]

types of writing hell

blank page hell

too many words hell

not enough words hell

not the right words hell

why isn’t there a word for this hell

in my damn feelings hell

edit hell

wrong music hell

i love this too much hell

CHARACTERS, NO! hell

why can’t i word hell

repetition hell

line break hell

GRAMMAR HELL

[more-aoe-deactivated20200131]

happy nanowrimo, assholes

[starsnores]

mer sombra and widow

[such-justice-wow]

I hate when people say things like “just because a film was entertaining doesn’t mean it was good”

If you enjoyed a film it has fulfilled its purpose as a piece of entertainment media. Not every film has to be a work of art!!

[dashaibo]

Also, there are films that are works of art, but are incomprehensibly boring, like 2001 The Space Odyssey.

[zeraoraa]

[charlesoberonn]

Pokemon but instead of hundreds of distinct evolutionary lines, every pokemon is an evolution of one of the three starters.

Each starter has dozens of evolutions with various branching paths and forms it could take.

[charlesoberonn]

Apparently I just described Digimon.

[bumblebeebats]

me: hi, how are you today?

some SuitPerson: haha well you know - thank God it’s FRIDAY amiright!!!!!!

me, who works the next three days and has entirely lost the concept of weekends as a time for rest and relaxation:

[thetumblr-thisisatumblr]

making plans with friends like

[lemmondoge-deactivated20180822]

Another autism acceptance meme

[accidemia]

the tea tastes good today

[jacobnordby]

[ally-thorne]

[alltimevirgilant]

who told you that you could call me out like that

[book-keeper]

[unbotheredmuse]

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

[itsrocketsurgery]

That video game moment when you think you died but you survive and the moment you register that you’re still alive you fuck up and die

[iwillbestronger]

me dropping to my knees to beg literally any network to pick up brooklyn nine nine

[nurseleonedeactivated-deactivat]

both conceptually and in practice moira is so fucking funny. her entire everything just screams “this glam metal butch scientist has never experienced shame, self-doubt, regret, or any other emotion linked to self-preservation or common sense”

[xekstrin]

#and yet people keep giving her money just to fucking see what she’ll do next#although to be fair if I had a lot of money to burn I’d probably do it to#fuck now I’m just imagining Moira like crowdfunding her work#A GoFundMe to give a rabbit ghost powers#a Kickstarter with reward tiers like ’$30 and a tissue sample and I’ll send you a serum’#‘no you don’t get to know what the serum does and neither will I until you fill out the included report form and mail it back to me’#Moira O'Deorain is Creating Anomalies on Patreon

[ladysmaragdina]

#moira: i’m hosting a kickstarter to turn my coworker into a nanobot abomination

[gaminginsanity]

Spyro Reignited Trilogy