I’m gonna have Jerome sell contraband in this fic and I was GOING to have that include stuff like alcohol, cigarettes, and sexy magazines, but when I looked up “boarding school contraband” for research lots of these lists also included things like mini fridges and microwaves and candles so I’m wondering if it would be funnier if Jerome just sold illicit appliances
Jerome opens up his giant trench coat to reveal rows upon rows of candles
Also the combination of all those incredibly strong and conflicting aromas right under his nose threatens to make him ill
Consider along with candle peddler Jerome: Novelty Lighters























