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see when i agreed to do overtime i was thinking about the money but now that it's saturday i'm wondering what the fuck am i doing on a saturday morning

ca314159bara

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

gaydelgard

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

punished-venom-solitair-e

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

gardenofeden5457

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

ceruinus

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

koiagain

I feel So Cringe whenever I express interest in anything You guys can shoot me if you want idk

sensoryflows

i can rpf guys you never even heard of

marsdemo

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

allthingswhumpyandangsty

blckgirlacid

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

schmilsson

sports arent real

schmilsson

sports stands for

S - piss

P - yourself

O - off

R - immediately

T - for

S - free

mbappe

i was nicer as a person before sports and its devil tendencies snaked its way into my personality

mari-monsta

why is it that when im reading fanfic i feel like i have a fairly good metric for if something is characterized accurately but when im trying to write suddenly its like ive never seen this character in my life. would he say that. would he fucking say that. suddenly i have no idea