[markovchaingang]

un-jaded and re-illusioned ex-nihilist

[fairycosmos]

honestly unlike with murder its never ok to litter not even when the situation has complexities and nuances and mitigating factors

[the-anemia]

the most important part of blood loss is to have fun and be yourself

[dogpuppy]

[theaudientvoid]

[valtsv]

parents love giving you job hunting advice that's like Have you tried destroying and betraying yourself for nothing

[lambsneck]

together we can make this Hill House a Hill Home.

[emil]

the butterfly doesnt even have to be saved next question

[hyvee]

This is so funny. I’d kill all billionaires if it meant losing something precious to me

[garaks-padded-bra]

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

[darkcomedies]

using tumblr age 14: i am going to end misogyny reblogging pastel art about choice feminism

using tumblr age 23: [in the tags of a poll] SPINACH SWEEP🔥🔥🍃💪🏼💯

[imakeficrequestsandthendisappear]

if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

[digitalbeachrave]

died and came back wrong and no one could tell the difference

[charl0ttan]

a friend recently made an off the cuff joke about secondhand smoking. how she has to use her second hand because her first is occupied with pleasuring herself. im so mad. im so so mad its really good its so so good. im in deep awe and i wish i had thought of that. i wish i could do that

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[absyyynth]

the world of ultimate music

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[bloodhailmp3]

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job