Politically Estranged

The universe was made for us baby.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[catchymemes]

LMAO I JUST SAW THIS ON PINTEREST

[politicallyestranged-sprimary]

We love to see an involved dad. 😭💜🤟

[memeuplift]

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I know this is supposed to be wholesome.. 🤣 but every time I see it, I picture the dog saying it with an ego. Like, of course you do. Im the fucking best. *hairflip*

[blessedandwholesome]

[politicallyestranged-sprimary]

Why are all other creatures better than us at everything.

[blessedandwholesome]

[memeuplift]

[politicallyestranged-sprimary]

I'm not crying. 😭

[aidashakur]

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[mando-lore]

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

[miceprincess]

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

[memesandmylife]

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

[femur-theif]

All of these are so accurate it hurts

[glass-trash-bab]

@nicadenic

[lesbian-velma-rights]

Also Hermes, God of messengers

[confusedwitch-deactivated202412]

And Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos

[thethinkingaurora]

Oh my god I’m dying, these are all just consecutive sucker punch’s straight to the nose

Help

[william-solace-aaaaa-deactivate]

Ares, the god of war

[politicallyestranged-sprimary]

SO I just thought of something. Because so many jump down Taylor Swift's throat about her traveling for her literal job. She should just buy an island and turn it into a year round event. You could fly into the island and stay for however long and she performs when she schedules too. Anyone else think of this too?

[remanence-of-love]

[bogkeep]

i know a lot ot us have that “what if i’m actually annoying” fear, and while i COULD self-soothe with affirmations like “i’m not annoying, it’s okay” i prefer “it is my human right to be annoying and cringe”

[politicallyestranged-sprimary]

This reminds me of the song "A Symptom of Being Human" by Shinedown.

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[classycookiexo]

THIS

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I dont know because I exclusively dated my own age and they all just fucked me up. Mostly emotionally. Then I got with my husband, who is almost 10 years older than me, and I've never felt safe until I met this man. He has fixed a ton of damage he didn't inflict on me, and he's the best man I have ever met in every way. I figured men like younger women and women like older men as design so men mature slower to attract younger women? It's a theory. I'm not saying that grooming doesn't happen, but when someone tried to do it to me as a child, it didn't sound like what the older men were trying with me as a young woman. I was pretty brazen then, so I made it clear what I wanted from the start, so maybe they didn't need to be that way with me. idk.

[memeuplift]

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Shes also the fiercest warrior. Which would make sense since I named her after General Felix Sparks from the 157th Infantry during WWII.

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The life

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Did I just leave a rambling comment on my assignment when I submitted it that probably makes me look like a crazy person to my professor because I am afraid of looking dumb? yeah. Also did I panic submit because I forgot that Arma is losing power at 11pm and I would lose wifi to the computer? This essay has completely screwed my entire mind. I do not understand why I cannot understand how to write it. I'm not looking forward to English comp 2. We shouldn't be graded on general education classes and I just want to get to my accounting classes and be done. K, good talk.

[pr0gf0x-archiveseeya]

why is sick as a dog a saying why are dogs so sick

[kluex-moved]

look at this sick dog

[politicallyestranged-sprimary]

His collar doesn't match. Needs like pearls or something.