Whale-come

 Things I find amusing. ♡

[art-of-eons]

[louises-belcher]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[lilylittlelamb]

[kotortwo]

*clicks page 2 of google search results* the deep web

[winefemme-deactivated20180607]

Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?

Me, handing the phone to my cat: It’s for you

[thebootydiaries]

me standing inside a bank screaming: MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE

[hakuteeth]

i love girls but they’re out of my league … like every single girl… all of them.. out of my league

[faustsfancycorner]

all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness

[ihaveneverusedthissitebefore]

[reneestation2]

Top 4 games in the tags???

Whether they’re games that consumed you, got you in to gaming, or are just your favorites.

[playapleeth-deactivated20191009]

[welcometoyouredoom]

[snowyesque]

Twilight Princess Link: Sits patiently by the edge of a river for three hours to catch a single minnow, which he then shows off to several people

Breath of the Wild Link: Fucking power dives off a fifty foot waterfall, shirtless and screaming, to catch a carp with his bare hands, which he then cooks with watermelon, crabs, and milk, creating a seafood dish that lets him temporarily fight God

[batsquatchin]

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

[zackisontumblr]

can someone make college chill for like 3 seconds

[sanrxo]

Me, lovingly throwing birdseed to my mutuals: Nutrients… 

[loveamongthesailors]

i prefer to plant native plants in my yard for my mutuals to forage from because it encourages natural behavior but to each their own i guess 

[lexlamperouge]

Reblog if you are soft and like to be cuddled