I’m so lucky that I fell into your orbit

[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman]

[autistobrat]

*seductively takes off glasses* wow you're fucking blurry

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[paperjoshi]

on it boss

[paperjoshi]

trapped in the catacombs boss

[ayeforscotland]

I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.

[pokemonstadium2]

when i was a child for multiple halloweens in a row my costume of choice was “fancy lady” who was a character i invented who looked like this

[jakeperalta]

one thing about a taylor swift opening line is she WILL be using specific details to establish a setting. he said the way my blue eyes shined put those georgia stars to shame that night. I walked through the door with you, the air was cold. you booked the night train for a reason, so you could sit there in this hurt. there's something about the way the street looks when it's just rained. you left your typewriter at my apartment. the buttons of my coat were tangled in my hair, in doctors office lighting, I didn't tell you I was scared. elevator buttons and morning air. there's glitter on the floor after the party. midnight, you come and pick me up, no headlights. salt air and the rust on your door. when the morning came we were cleaning incense off your vinyl shelf. glistening grass from september rain. and one thing about me is I am going to eat it up every time 🙂‍↕️

[luxfatale]

a study i did of “first braids to leave orbit (unconfirmed)” ft. Christina Koch and all of us🌎✨

[scarabies-real]

Realizing the depression is not seasonal is like: Wow! What a beautiful flower! The birds are singing! I sure do love spring! I think I am fundamentally unlovable as a person.

[onthisdayts]

ON THIS DAY - April 18, 2010 - 13 years ago

45th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada

[pastrygeckos]

Watch me roll up to the picnic with my bag of wet fruit

[osmosisjones]

this is how they make lacroix

[homestuck]

[nest-deactivated20181209]

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

[ouppygirlpaws]

🦠 #my crobe

[michaela-stirlings]

What are you doing in here? And on the floor? You will ruin your dress.

MASALI BASUZA as MICHEALA STIRLING in Bridgerton Season Four

[sophia-becketts]

Michaela Stirling's Wardrobe in Season 4 of Bridgerton

[lesbianjaxsondart]

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on