I like stuff. Stuff is cool

I will literally have an asthma attack if you acknowledge my existence

[polly-wifu]

"You're not such a big bad wolf around me either y'know..."

"You're a big softy under it all too"

POV: You bite your mates finger after he gives you a good dicking—

[avercwh]

i want to live (all origins)

[polly-wifu]

(Kinda, not really, spoilers for Sam’s BA??)

Listen, was Sam and Darlins boinkidy doinkidy session to deal with all their emotions and trauma one of the most toxic things they could’ve done to handle that situation ?

Yes.

But did they also somehow manage to do it in one of the most non-toxic and in the healthiest way you could’ve possibly imagined???

Also YES???

This SHIT WILD FR YALL

How do you make a normally toxic trait into something healthy and communicative????😭😭😭 I’m stressin—

[polly-wifu]

How in the FUCK is this man SO GOOD AT ACTING—

This man is literally so good at portraying sadness in all these audios! Like- the voice cracks, the shakes, the little twinge of heartbreak in his voice in this recent Sam audio is IMMACULATE

That shit is so fuckin convincing it is crazy how good it is. Does just the best job at putting me into the moment really got me so INVESTED

Makin me wanna pull out the whip n just start thwacking bitches

[polly-wifu]

Redacted headcanons

Empowered people can have both natural and unnatural colored eyes with the majority having unnatural, but because half the population is empowered it's just seen as normal to the rest of the world

Shifters can still make wolf sounds (growling, barking, etc.) When in human form

When a telepath uses telepathy their irises glow for a split second

Empowered people can easily notice this, unempowered need to really be looking to notice

Being a shifter means your genetics automatically make you taller than average that's why Milo's slightly below average height is really bizarre to them

Both Darlin and Alexis are taller than sam, but alexis is slightly taller than darlin

James and Cutie are siblings and james is older by 2 years (MAKE IT CANON ERIK- WE'RE WAITING)

Angel definitely bumped into darlin once at a convenience store before being formally introduced to them and later went to tell david about the 'hot af metal babe' they encountered

Babe doesn't know how to drive or ride a bike, but they can roller skate like a mf

Asher once ate an entire polly pocket doll and he never saw it come out

Sweetheart once accidentally ate cutie's lunch at the department because it was packed in an identical container, but cutie didn't notice and ended up eating sweethearts lunch as well

They are both unaware this situation even happend and still have the others lunch container

Babe once walked into the shower to find a very prominent bite in their bar of soap. Asher did not look at them for the rest of the day.

William Solaire is actually up to date with all the latest trends and surprises everyone when he just casually drops a ‘she ate’ and a ‘periodt💅’ in the middle of his sentences

Sweetheart is lactose intolerant, but literally no one is aware of this besides them

Shifters are so comfortable being naked around other people that they sometimes forget that others aren't used to it

When David and angel were over at Darlins house angel was absolutely great googly moogly-fied by darlin coming out of the shower with just a towel. Not even over their junk it was over their SHOULDERS.

David didn’t notice a problem

[romeo-the-homeo]

i love these sm i had so many of the same hc ur so real and correct 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[polly-wifu]

Love how much it’s loved—

2 reblogs out of love. Everyone knows the greatest delulu minds think alike

[romeo-the-homeo]

dw im a maladaptive daydreamer i get it! its also my full time job and passion in life 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼💪🏼💪🏼

[polly-wifu]

Oh bro I knew it you just get me like no other——

We shall ride our imaginary dragons off into the sunset 💃💃

[polly-wifu]

Redacted headcanons

Empowered people can have both natural and unnatural colored eyes with the majority having unnatural, but because half the population is empowered it's just seen as normal to the rest of the world

Shifters can still make wolf sounds (growling, barking, etc.) When in human form

When a telepath uses telepathy their irises glow for a split second

Empowered people can easily notice this, unempowered need to really be looking to notice

Being a shifter means your genetics automatically make you taller than average that's why Milo's slightly below average height is really bizarre to them

Both Darlin and Alexis are taller than sam, but alexis is slightly taller than darlin

James and Cutie are siblings and james is older by 2 years (MAKE IT CANON ERIK- WE'RE WAITING)

Angel definitely bumped into darlin once at a convenience store before being formally introduced to them and later went to tell david about the 'hot af metal babe' they encountered

Babe doesn't know how to drive or ride a bike, but they can roller skate like a mf

Asher once ate an entire polly pocket doll and he never saw it come out

Sweetheart once accidentally ate cutie's lunch at the department because it was packed in an identical container, but cutie didn't notice and ended up eating sweethearts lunch as well

They are both unaware this situation even happend and still have the others lunch container

Babe once walked into the shower to find a very prominent bite in their bar of soap. Asher did not look at them for the rest of the day.

William Solaire is actually up to date with all the latest trends and surprises everyone when he just casually drops a ‘she ate’ and a ‘periodt💅’ in the middle of his sentences

Sweetheart is lactose intolerant, but literally no one is aware of this besides them

Shifters are so comfortable being naked around other people that they sometimes forget that others aren't used to it

When David and angel were over at Darlins house angel was absolutely great googly moogly-fied by darlin coming out of the shower with just a towel. Not even over their junk it was over their SHOULDERS.

David didn’t notice a problem

[romeo-the-homeo]

i love these sm i had so many of the same hc ur so real and correct 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[polly-wifu]

Love how much it’s loved—

2 reblogs out of love. Everyone knows the greatest delulu minds think alike

[polly-wifu]

Redacted headcanons

Empowered people can have both natural and unnatural colored eyes with the majority having unnatural, but because half the population is empowered it's just seen as normal to the rest of the world

Shifters can still make wolf sounds (growling, barking, etc.) When in human form

When a telepath uses telepathy their irises glow for a split second

Empowered people can easily notice this, unempowered need to really be looking to notice

Being a shifter means your genetics automatically make you taller than average that's why Milo's slightly below average height is really bizarre to them

Both Darlin and Alexis are taller than sam, but alexis is slightly taller than darlin

James and Cutie are siblings and james is older by 2 years (MAKE IT CANON ERIK- WE'RE WAITING)

Angel definitely bumped into darlin once at a convenience store before being formally introduced to them and later went to tell david about the 'hot af metal babe' they encountered

Babe doesn't know how to drive or ride a bike, but they can roller skate like a mf

Asher once ate an entire polly pocket doll and he never saw it come out

Sweetheart once accidentally ate cutie's lunch at the department because it was packed in an identical container, but cutie didn't notice and ended up eating sweethearts lunch as well

They are both unaware this situation even happend and still have the others lunch container

Babe once walked into the shower to find a very prominent bite in their bar of soap. Asher did not look at them for the rest of the day.

William Solaire is actually up to date with all the latest trends and surprises everyone when he just casually drops a ‘she ate’ and a ‘periodt💅’ in the middle of his sentences

Sweetheart is lactose intolerant, but literally no one is aware of this besides them

Shifters are so comfortable being naked around pack members that they sometimes forget that others aren't used to it

When David and angel were over at Darlins house angel was absolutely great googly moogly-fied by darlin coming out of the shower with just a towel. Not even over their junk it was over their SHOULDERS.

David didn’t notice a problem

[marie-goes-around-a-lot]

Lovely flirty vamp and Vincent the stoic human who went to Wonderland.

For April fools. Please.

[polly-wifu]

This is a fucking BRILLIANT idea

I would like this for all the characters now please thank you

[polly-wifu]

Sam’s latest vid has got me thinking that this depressed brokeback cowboy would absolutely be the guy in a zombie apocalypse who lets his infected lover out into the open because he thinks “they’re still in there somewhere” and that’s fucking DEPRESSING

If darlin was turned into a zombie and put in an enclosed space so that they wouldn’t infect anyone Sam would def be the guy you fucking crack your screen in rage for because of his dumbass decision to let them out

I mean— at the very least he would let darlin infect him too after they turn and that’s such a bummer maaaan

[qhoaaaa]

….. if I were a zombie , id never eat your brain … id just want your heart, yeah id want your heart , cuz I want you …..

[polly-wifu]

Bro stop you’re making me relive the canon events 😭😭

[polly-wifu]

Sam’s latest vid has got me thinking that this depressed brokeback cowboy would absolutely be the guy in a zombie apocalypse who lets his infected lover out into the open because he thinks “they’re still in there somewhere” and that’s fucking DEPRESSING

If darlin was turned into a zombie and put in an enclosed space so that they wouldn’t infect anyone Sam would def be the guy you fucking crack your screen in rage for because of his dumbass decision to let them out

I mean— at the very least he would let darlin infect him too after they turn and that’s such a bummer maaaan

[polly-wifu]

I once had disgusting fantasies about a so called demon named Raphael with that sultry af voice of his, but THEN as the game went on I found out even more and MORE info about this guy to the point that even I : the person who actively tried to romance a mindflayer—

Became completely uninterested in him

Finding out he's a bottom is one thing

Finding out he's bad in bed is another—

But finding out he's bad in bed AND only has sex with demons that look like him almost made me piss in my cheerios

This fucking guy has the confidence— the audacity to greet me with some cocomelon-esk poem everytime we meet meanwhile this narcissistic fucker is takin his own dick up the ass and he ain't even good at it????

D i s g r a c e f u l

[audax-vallhund-deactivated20250]

Happy werewolf Wednesday 🌕

[polly-wifu]

Homie just sippin a red cherry slushie. No fucks given

[guyspizzapie]

Kody’s the type of guy to watch andrew tate ngl

[hqwks]

he buys the $600 sigma grindset online packages and has a podcast where he degrades women

[rajspostsstuff-deactivated20231]

He wears socks with flip flops

[deviantaj-deactivated20240220]

he has an anime girl pillow

[rajspostsstuff-deactivated20231]

He still lives with his parents (mum + non existent dad)

[deviantaj-deactivated20240220]

he plays fortnite

[rajspostsstuff-deactivated20231]

He doesn’t brush his hair

[deviantaj-deactivated20240220]

he doesnt cut his nails

[rajspostsstuff-deactivated20231]

He hasn’t washed his bed pillows since 2012, he puts milk before cereal, he doesn’t wear deodorant, he uses dirty socks on his floor to blow his nose, and his phone charger looks like this;

[deviantaj-deactivated20240220]

he doesnt wash his hair

[rajspostsstuff-deactivated20231]

He dont wash his hands

[messenger-of-stupidity]

LET THE MAN BREATHE HOLY FUCK

[rajspostsstuff-deactivated20231]

Buys white shoes, and he doesn’t bother cleaning them.

[fluffycyclops]

Totally has a piss fetish, Tries to get discord kittens. Probably doesn't wash between his ass crack. Goes "aKshUaLLy 🤓" when his is completely and utterly wrong. Totally does that thing where if you like a piece of media that he knows, and you say you're a fan of, he will quiz you on it and ask completely ridiculous questions, and if you don't answer them right he goes "yOU'rE a fAke fAN!"

[rajspostsstuff-deactivated20231]

He doesn’t wash the bottom of his feet and his socks look like this;

[i-heart-orchids]

He drives like a douchebag

[rajspostsstuff-deactivated20231]

He probably doesn’t even have a driving license

[i-heart-orchids]

He honks in fast food lines

[polly-wifu]

You just know he's the type of mf who comments 'women☕'

[polly-wifu]

SPOILERS FOR "ELEMENTAL"

Okay so I just watched the new elemental movie and it made me realize something very interesting

Now, I'm not going to get into the plot or the side stories or the fact that movie is just OBSESSED with everyone's dad

What I'm here to talk about it the fact that this movie actually has the 2 main characters utter the words "I love you" to eachother and that got me thinking

I have NEVER once heard the love interests in a disney movie say those words. Like- NOT ONCE- Seriously!

Rapunzel and Flynn: Never said it just got married

Cinderella and the Prince: Never said it, just got married

Jasmine and Aladdin: Never said it, just got married (I have since been corrected!)

Sleeping beauty: Girly is literally in a coma for most of the movie

Snow white and Prince: Guy kisses a 12 year old's corpse, gets married to her and never says a word

And then there are the cases where one of them says it but they never once say it to eachother

Beauty and the beast: Belle says it while her man is literally dying, like–??? He says he loves her in a different scene but they don't say it to eachother

Ariel and Eric: She says she loves him to her father but Eric he never says it

Tiana and Naveen: She says she loves him he never says it back (he says he loves her in a different scene when she isn't there)

Hercules and Meg: Meg had a whole ass song about it but they never said it to eachother

And there's a bajillion other examples

This was just like a total culture shock to me. It's actually incredible that almost all the disney movies, which center around love and couples, never have the two characters who are MEANT TO BE TOGETHER say even a single "love ya shawty" "Aww radical, love ya too bb"

[polly-wifu]

EA quinn/sam vid spoilers:

Because I am going absolutely going feral right now

Umm- Excuse me... I kind of understand why Darlin and quinn had a thing for each other in the first place...

(That voice and how he talks is a little...)

Then he immediately had to ruin that shit by insulting Darlin

DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT THEM LIKE THAT YOU LEECH I SWEAR I WILL BREAK YOUR SPINE LIKE A GLOWSTICK

Dude overall this video was SO GOOD

It kinda bums me out that we only get one more after this for now. The writing was incredible! The fact that Quinn's pet name for them is 'Precious' is so fitting for his character!

(Our man Erik is trying to throw us off his scent by not using one of the pet names we came up with)

I need more! Fuel my addiction!

(Seriously, Quinn sounds like a hot Castlevania character)

[angelcactus]

Early access babes how we feeling

[polly-wifu]

Dude, I am so excited

I'm ready to just absolutely devour the angst and lore we're about to get

[sweetlemongrove-deactivated2023]

Y'all out here acting like Sam and Darlin are having rough kinky sex every other night, as if their anniversary sex doesn't consist of rose petals, candlelight, and lingerie.

I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you but Sam is vanilla.

[polly-wifu]

Excuse me lad, but i think imma have to disagree with you on that. Sam may not be a crazy, shame upon his family, freak in the sheets, but Darlin absolutely is.

Darlin is into some kinky stuff and Sam hasn't kicked their asses to the curb yet- so....

By default my mans is into that shit too

(Though I do 100% agree with you on the anniversary sex)

[sweetlemongrove-deactivated2023]

You make a fair point, but I disagree with you on some parts.

I totally agree that Darlin' is a freak in the bed, but I think the compromise goes the other direction. We've seen before that Darlin' is totally willing to hold themself back for Sam's comfort (as evidenced in the Warming Up with Your Vampire Mate video). I think Darlin' would forgo some of their kinkiness to make Sam feel more comfortable.

When it comes to relationships, if one person has a more flexible boundaries, and one has a more strict one, the person with the strict boundary tends to be the one the two agree upon. That way, both people can have a version of what they want without sacrificing the other's comfort.

Here's an example: Sam has a lot of trauma around being restrained and having choices taken away from him. To me, I think that means he would be super uncomfortable around pushing any of those behaviors onto others. I think if Darlin' asked him to tie them up, he would say no, or at least, say he needed some more time to think about it, and because Darlin' is halfway decent, they would respect that boundary.

Maybe Sam would be willing to take it up a notch. Bite a little harder, pull some hair, I have no idea. But he will assert himself and stay in his comfort zone, and I know Darlin' will respect it.

[polly-wifu]

That's true, that's true

They're both very accepting and loving towards eachother and constantly reassure the other on their insecurities🤔 They're like the corner the other can go and hide into.

(God they're so soft for eachother it's adorable)

They definitely respect eachothers boundaries to a T, but for me I feel like even though Sam's a teensy lil southern old man I think he's got an attitude of "I'll try anything once-" within reason of course

When I say kinky I don't mean, like, bdsm and such. I mean more in a sense of leaving sam cuffed to the bedpost while they're at a meeting or something. Or just going at it like rabbits in a restaurant bathroom- I totally feel like darlin would cock warm sam while he's on a video call or something.

Not extreme kinkiness but they probably have a middle ground of mild kinkiness.

[polly-wifu]

@screaming-over-avior

Okay...

So, I think we were both right on some aspects

But also very wrong on others...