me : i just think that, while he wasnt a Great Person, polonius is probably in the top five most innocent characters in hamlet and absolutely didn't deserve to be fucking murdered?
every person ive told this opinion to : ARE YOU KIDDING HES A LYING MACHAVELLIAN HYPOCRITICAL PIECE OF SHIT IM GLAD HES DEAD MOTHERFUCKER HAD IT COMING
me, quietly : he's one of five characters (maybe six depending on how u read gertrude) not directly involved in murder
























