[konoko]

[godisafujoshi]

Perfectly balanced

[theconcealedweapon]

Parents who spank are violent oppressors. And history has proven that being polite to violent oppressors has never even once worked.

[ivyjinna]

Coming soon…and the streets shall run red.

[fu-boss]

Real life Road Runner

[sahonithereadwolf]

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

[dancing-crow]

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

[jomatinsims]

india  foxtrot   yankee  oscar  uniform   charlie  alpha  november   romeo  echo  alpha  delta   tango  hotel  india  sierra   yankee  oscar  uniform    hotel  echo  lima lima  oscar   juliett  oscar  november. alpha  papa  oscar  lima  oscar  golf  india  echo  sierra   foxtrot  oscar  romeo   tango  hotel  echo   delta  echo  charlie  echo  papa  tango  india  oscar  november   bravo  uniform  tango  i  whiskey  alpha  november  tango  echo  delta   tango  oscar   mike  alpha  kilo  echo   sierra  uniform  romeo  echo   yankee  oscar  uniform   sierra  tango  alpha  romeo  tango  echo  delta   romeo  echo  alpha  delta  india  november  golf ,  sierra  oscar  i  tango  hotel  oscar  uniform  golf  hotel  tango   india  tango   bravo  echo  sierra  tango   november  oscar  tango tango  oscar   alpha  november november  oscar  uniform  november  charlie  echo   mike  yankee  sierra

[mumblesplash]

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

[1990danieljohnston]

we honestly need to bring back Just Sitting There listening to music. i have so much fun Just Sitting There listening to music even sometimes reading the lyrics. i love it

[isabellaofparma]

i love that niall did end up legally marrying alby. this is how we can squeeze in a bit of infidelity before the inevitable tragedy strikes. go on niall fuck your insane brother in a dimly lit dirty barn mere minutes/hours after marrying another man before murder-suicide takes you both. amen.

[wulfhalls]

being forced into fucking ur step brothers girlfriend in front of him and only getting hard because hes there all over u talking u thru it breathing in ur face u may as well be fucking him is objectively a crazy ass scene to put in ur show. thank u richard gadd

[isabellaofparma]

me: putting off watching some tv shows for years

half man: toxic gay pseudo-incest ep 1 airs

me immediately:

[poltergeistofthestars]

Ok but like Alby was gonna out him he deserved to get beat down

[idontcarecarebear]

I know they aren’t biological brothers, but wish they were. How else could they make sense of the emotions they have to each other.

It is love, but what type of love?

[jurassic-cunt]

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Wikipedia page // Half Man (2026)

[rudestmechanical]

when niall half man says he and ruben are the same person i don’t think he means it as in they are two separate people who are the exact same (which seems to be the way alby takes it) i think he means it like the way plato depicts soulmates as two halves of one being torn apart. he’s not saying they’re similar he’s not saying they’re identical he is saying they are the other halves of each other they are each other’s cut out pieces. and i think the title is referencing that theory too.

[medievalsleaze]

what’s so amazing about it all is that niall and ruben could have clarified to anyone at any point this episode that they aren’t actually blood related and only lived in the same house for three years. but they didn’t. because they’re sick

[seaweedsspercy]

#bc they WANT to be so badly#they want to share all that blood and marrow and dna#they're the same person that's his body that's his head. they'd only be truly happy if they were twins that ate each other in the womb.#half man#and also the word 'brother' turns them on#there's that. they yearn to physically dominate the version of the self that they believe they should be and aren't and the version of the#self that split from the rest of them and walked off with two other fake legs#'i want to be you' 'i want to be biologically and spiritually the closest ANYONE can ever be to you regardless of how well they fuck you or#love you' ' when you bleed i want to feel the punch too and i want to look into the red fucking proof that we AREN'T all this despite the#fact that we deserve to be this close more than any of the REAL blood relations in the fucking world'#and also: they want to own each other! who can own you better than your brother? who more than cain and abel? your brother's keeper!

[thetursithan]

First time at the seaside....

[olliemnjones]

[tommyssupercoolblog]

Because the notes are full of people arguing over which game is better