pervert lover🫵

mid 20s if that matters × misgender me, baby, you're wrong no matter what × sideblog for my thoughts that make no sense

[poly-yuri-train]

status: for once having a good day

things about me,

I am unknowable

my pronouns are your pronouns now. or use whatever you think is funniest in the moment

in a magic: the gathering phase. this is your only warning

can I even say it's a phase when I've logged into arena every day for weeks? anyway give it up mardu clan 🔴⚪️⚫️

2025 plans,

☑️ transfer college

☑️ learn to driiiiiiive 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗

☑️ buy new skateboarding shoes

❓️ other things I can't remember

skateboard progress:

☑️ push goofy

☑️ improve manuals/fakies

☑️ pop the board better

[preserving-tiktok]

[transfemme-shelterdog]

Allen would demolish these

@metalheadspiderv2

[forbiddnsky]

how i feel when u guys like my posts

[swordtit]

[nem23]

[dolldmg-deactivated20250810]

carved walking cats

[animentality]

[xquisitedeadguy]

what is it about the phrase “shawty like a melody in my head” that settles comfortably down in your brain for the rest of your life

[webresourcesforyou]

Bouncy balls pngs * ੈ✩‧₊˚* (no credit needed).

[pngblog]

[mallowmaenad]

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

[jager-mistress-diane]

[poly-yuri-train]

will i get the rest of Gauss by the end of this century? only the Lotus knows at this point

[pngblog]

I made a balanced lunch of all the things you guys keep wanting to eat on my blog

[pngblog]

[victusinveritas]

This artist hand-embroiders canvas "notebooks."

[horseimagebarn]

horse standing calmly with a gay pride flag laid upon its back like a cape and text on the image helpfully tells us gay horse the horse seems neither happy nor sad about this development just normal similar to how many gay people want to be perceived not as something awful nor extraordinary just normal people who happen to be gay

[byjove]

proactive health advice from medical professionals: eat a balanced diet, exercise regularly, stay up to date on your vaccinations, come in for routine health screenings

proactive health from ‘wellness’ influencers: give yourself a coffee enema, never use birth control EVER, take this $500 supplement made from imported silt, don’t get within 15 feet of a seed oil, take your shoes off and walk around your suburban neighborhood