Tis *I* the EVIL GUN TWIN

[coolfeistyowl]

[breakingnewsin-no-oneasked-deac]

Mrs. Pots snapped

[queenstravelingdarling]

Mrs. Pots sick of the shit!!!

[all-hate-disney]

i will never be over how hard mrs potts went

[colorcuttlefish-deactivated2021]

@polyglotplatypus

[polyglockplatypus]

THIS IS WHY I’M THE ONE WITH THE GUN.

[tickfleato]

other ppl i guess: *use ‘its magic’ as a way to not think about it anymore*

me, compelte idiot: *uses ‘its magic’ as an excuse ot come up with excessively convolued magic systems using stuff i barely understand* 

[jakemorph]

wizard: *uses ‘its magic’ to ‘cast spells’ and ‘potions’*

[cumpriest]

fuck you you cant cast a potion you idiot. amateur mistake

[jakemorph]

this fucking dipshit doesnt know how to cast a potion

[nudityandnerdery]

Casting a potion, step one:

[polyglockplatypus]

Hello new friend! Its sleepy bitch hours so *Tosses a cozy blanket around you*

Stay cozy !

I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHO YOU ARE AND I WILL SHOOT

[demilypyro]

Oh you look down others for being attracted to men wow that sounds shallow and exhausting I’m gonna go suck a dick

[amy-really]

For me, men are like vanilla ice cream. That flavor is eons away from being my first choice, but I’d never shame or fault anyone for loving that flavor the most 😁

[demilypyro]

Bro you can just fuck dudes if you want to, it doesnt have to mean anything

[demilypyro]

I feel like yall aren’t getting me

[the-pink-bunny]

A bi person: I like being attracted to guys and it sucks when people act like that’s lesser somehow

Y'all, inexplicably: Lol yeah I totally get it sometimes I feel like indulging in trash too

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

every time someone gets into this “lol men are trash” thing, every trans man on this website can hear you, fyi

[doubleca5t]

Every day I hope that people on this webbed site can learn to be normal about relationships and sex and every day I am disappointed

[polyglockplatypus]

[polyglockplatypus]

can you pls draw some davekat pron

WHAT FUCKING YEAR DO YOU THINK THIS IS BITCH?!

[polyglotplatypus]

WAIT YOU'RE FRENCH!!??!?! I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOU FOREVER HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS

it goes to show no one ever reads people’s profiles. i’ve been on this website for over 8 years and have not removed the “french” mention from my description a single time

[polyglockplatypus]

DO PEOPLE ON THIS WEBSITE NOT FUCKING KNOW HOW TO READ? I GUESS THE FUCK NOT WHERE’S MY GUN?

[polyglotplatypus]

why are you french tho

anyone have an interesting ask about me being french or is this all yall can come up with? it’s getting boring

[polyglockplatypus]

“WHY ARE YOU FRENCH”

PRAY TELL, WHY ARE YOU A LITTLE BITCH? 

[polyglockplatypus]

EVERYONE WANTS FREE FUCKING ART BUT HOW WILL I PAY FOR BULLETS IF NO ONE WILL PAY ME?

[ninjakittenarmy]

After facing budget cuts, the U.S. Military turns to alternate means to acquire funding.

[polyglockplatypus]

ARE SUGGESTING THE US MILTARY DOES TUMBLR ART COMMISSIONS TO PAY FOR THEIR WARS?

[ninjakittenarmy]

Hypothetically, yeah, that’s what I’m saying. Commissions, bake sales, Vtuber streams, all very lucrative sources of income.

[polyglockplatypus]

THEN I SHALL SHOOT THE GENERALS MYSELF. MY BULLETS NOW.

[polyglockplatypus]

EVERYONE WANTS FREE FUCKING ART BUT HOW WILL I PAY FOR BULLETS IF NO ONE WILL PAY ME?

[ninjakittenarmy]

After facing budget cuts, the U.S. Military turns to alternate means to acquire funding.

[polyglockplatypus]

ARE SUGGESTING THE US MILTARY DOES TUMBLR ART COMMISSIONS TO PAY FOR THEIR WARS?

[polyglockplatypus]

whats the dif between you and polyglotplatypus

I HAVE A GUN AND AM EVIL. THAT’S IT.

[engellmann]

Supernatural fanart ended up on a WWII anniversary banner in Russia

A friend of mine posted these pictures of her SPN fanart stolen and used on a banner in her city. Good example why you shouldn’t use random pictures for a purpose this serious. RIP, Sam and Dean, you died for the USSR (apparently)

[wardenmcpherson]

Ohhh, this is definitive proof that we’re in some alternate timeline.

[thornescratch]

[polyglockplatypus]

EVERYONE WANTS FREE FUCKING ART BUT HOW WILL I PAY FOR BULLETS IF NO ONE WILL PAY ME?

[polyglotplatypus]

First impression: who is polyglockplatypus? What did they do that was problematic? Why so much hate? *investigates* eh just seems like a dude? Idk Now: this dude posts some good stuff. Nice.

hbhjjhjhb polyglockplatypus…. hes like my evil twin except with guns

[polyglockplatypus]

TIS I BROTHER

BACK FROM THE GRAVE

[polyglockplatypus]

IF YOU WANT ME TO END HOMESTUCK^2 I CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH WITH A SINGLE GLOCK AND NO HOME ADDRESS FOR THE PEOPLE INVOLVED

[polyglockplatypus]

CAN EVERYONE STOP ASKING ME MY OPINIONS ON SUPERNATURAL? I ALREADY KILLED THAT EVIL, IT’S OVER, LET ME REST

[polyglockplatypus]

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS WHILE THE POLICE DO NEED TO BE LINED UP AND PANTSED, WE MUST FIGURE OUT A SYSTEM TO REPLACE THEM GUIDED BY KINDNESS AND LOVE AND TOLERANCE. THERE WILL ALWYAS BE A NEED FOR PEOPLE TO PROTECT PEACE, BUT WE MUST MAKE SURE THISE PEOPLE ARE GOOD AND KIND AND WELL TRAINED

SEND EM TO THE ALPS!!!!