Orc Fuckers Anonymous

Danny's tabletop blog. some character interest blogging, lots of art! (Not and RP blog) (Banner Image by me )

[nvpengyou]

knuckle tats that say ‘MEOW MEOW’

[furuba]

[perriaeyjeve]

[elkrisen-deactivated20260120]

humans make such a big deal about cannibalism even though the last time I was at the coast I saw a seagull swoop down and pick another seagull out of the ocean and eat it and he didn’t even write an erotic convoluted poem about it like literally it’s not that big of a deal  

[bronzetomatoes]

the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline

[la-vie-en-lys]

#you have to know the rules so you can break them with intention and precision#otherwise your work will never be truly transformative

[bunnycuriosity]

[drowning-lessonz]

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

[sourvape-deactivated20251109]

[razerbackbitch]

[grantedglow]

[limitedfucks]

need to get railed by a knight whose helmet visor keeps falling down sounding like a vending machine dropping a soda can

[batsandboba]

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

[rylandsgrace]

This is cinema actually

[wizardarchetypes]

THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHE’S A WIZARD THEY’RE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.

ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.

THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDN’T COUNTER HER SPELL

[bubobubosibericus]

Are you americans okay???

[punkahudsonia]

Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.

[autism-official]

Subtle foreshadowing.

[oxypill]

my bad didn't mean 2 attach myself 2 u like an abandoned dog

[moth-wizard]

Spin this dang wheel of every 5e subclass. You are hit by a truck and end up on the Sword Coast as that class, at the level you select that subclass.

How well do you do?

Beyond fucked. I'm trapped in Avernus within the week

With a little luck i might be ok. if i keep my head down. maybe

Yeah I'd probably be fine

Doing good! Great even!

I'm cleaning up as an adventurer, this rules!

I will die soon but by god I will have a blast until then

Voting ended onFeb 4, 2025

[junktastic]

[starship-over-venus]

My spirit animal.