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God I love The Pitt #needthat

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Posting Abigail Hobbs because I love her dearly 😔🙏

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My obligatory tumblr post of the month…

I love Hannibal !!! Here’s some recent fanart :P

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As someone who crashes out about the state of the world on a daily basis and feel like they're going batshit insane, you're not alone. I have no idea what worse shit is coming next or how deeper we can sink this ship but it feels a tiny bit better to see we're all going crazy together. Stay safe <3

So sorry I took literally forever to respond I fear work had me on the floor for like two weeks 🥲. but tysm i genuinely feel sometimes like im losing my mind LMAO bc genuinely what is happening to our world rn and why does no one care !! you stay safe too, love ya!

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every day that i wake up on this godforsaken planet i feel like im wearing a tin foil hat and screaming conspiracies from a rooftop in just a bathrobe bc wdym people are putting celebrities on pedestals?? THE UPPER CLASS AND THOSE IN CHARGE DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU !! THEY EXPLOIT YOU EVERYDAY, THEY WOULD SQUASH YOU LIKE A BUG IF IT CAME DOWN TO YOU AND THEM. call me the friend thats too woke if you want but please just open your goddamn eyes and dust off your brain.

THEY ARE USING THE MEDIA TO DISTRACT YOU ! THERE IS A GENOCIDE HAPPENING BEFORE OUR EYES, CHILDREN AND FAMILIES ARE BEING MASSACRED, STARVED TO DEATH LIKE ANIMALS. HUMAN RIGHTS ARE BEING VIOLATED. TRUMP IS TURNING AMERICA INTO AN AUTHORITARIAN REGIME. PEOPLE OF COLOUR ARE BEING ROUND UP AND DISAPPEARED, RIPPED FROM THEIR LOVED ONES AND NOBODY BLINKS AN EYE. EVERY COMPANY IS USING YOUR MONEY TO FUND THE MILITARY OR ANOTHER SCHEME THAT VIOLATES PEOPLES RIGHTS TO PRIVACY. NOBODY IS BEING PAID A LIVING WAGE.

GEORGE ORWELL’S 1984 IS NOT A BOOK ANYMORE, IT HASN’T BEEN FOR A LONG TIME, IT IS OUR REALITY.

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why am i so mad about this as a non-american? because australia loves to follow america’s lead!! and while i hate to say it america does have some influence in the world stage, and definitely in australia.

WE HAD AN ANTI-IMMIGRATION PROTEST ORGANISED BY A NAZI, AND SUPPORTED BY A NEPO BABY - WHOS GRANDPARENT WAS AN AMERICAN IMMIGRANT - WHOS FAMILY COMPANY OWNS OVER 30K EMPTY HOUSES, BUT WHO CLAIMED IMMIGRANTS WERE THE CAUSE OF THE HOUSING CRISIS. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE JOINED THIS MARCH!! THOUSANDS!! A MARCH ORGANISED BY A

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if you are NOT an Indigenous Australian, then YOU ARE AN IMMIGRANT!! nobody is illegal on stolen land you racist FUCKS. but of course, with trump leading a hostile authoritarian takeover of america, he makes the racists in my country and in my parliament feel safe to get even bolder and louder with their hatred than ever before.

and like always, just because it is not your country, not your continent, does NOT mean you should not be outraged, should not speak out and support those who need it. APATHY IS A DISEASE. stand with your fellow human, please!

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every day that i wake up on this godforsaken planet i feel like im wearing a tin foil hat and screaming conspiracies from a rooftop in just a bathrobe bc wdym people are putting celebrities on pedestals?? THE UPPER CLASS AND THOSE IN CHARGE DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU !! THEY EXPLOIT YOU EVERYDAY, THEY WOULD SQUASH YOU LIKE A BUG IF IT CAME DOWN TO YOU AND THEM. call me the friend thats too woke if you want but please just open your goddamn eyes and dust off your brain.

THEY ARE USING THE MEDIA TO DISTRACT YOU ! THERE IS A GENOCIDE HAPPENING BEFORE OUR EYES, CHILDREN AND FAMILIES ARE BEING MASSACRED, STARVED TO DEATH LIKE ANIMALS. HUMAN RIGHTS ARE BEING VIOLATED. TRUMP IS TURNING AMERICA INTO AN AUTHORITARIAN REGIME. PEOPLE OF COLOUR ARE BEING ROUND UP AND DISAPPEARED, RIPPED FROM THEIR LOVED ONES AND NOBODY BLINKS AN EYE. EVERY COMPANY IS USING YOUR MONEY TO FUND THE MILITARY OR ANOTHER SCHEME THAT VIOLATES PEOPLES RIGHTS TO PRIVACY. NOBODY IS BEING PAID A LIVING WAGE.

GEORGE ORWELL’S 1984 IS NOT A BOOK ANYMORE, IT HASN’T BEEN FOR A LONG TIME, IT IS OUR REALITY.

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seeing someone say ben shapiro and shane sdv look alike has ruined my fucking day. all i wanna do is be gay w my mean gf and now i gotta see shane shapiro haunting the saloon every time i talk to gus.

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fuck the operator all my homies hate the operator

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i need her to smoke me like a blunt

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i feel like a victorian maiden who’s just seen bare ankles everytime emily prentiss comes on my screen. jj we are in the same boat, babe.

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jemily ftw

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list of actual lyrics in taylors new album:

the fate of ophelia

- “pledge allegiance to your hands/your team, your vibes.” weirdly trumpy. also ‘your vibes’?! VIBES?? eugh.

- “you dug me out of my grave and/saved my heart from the fate of ophelia.” -6/10 have you actually read ophelia’s story.

elizabeth taylor

- “babe i would trade the cartier for someone to trust…just kidding.” lotta mentions of luxury brands and stuff in this album which i find weird bc of how shes built her public personality around being humble and Not Like Other Girls.

opalite

- “you were in it for real/she was in her phone/and you were just a pose.” why the unprovoked dig at your bfs ex? literally what has this woman ever done to you except date your MAGA bf. leave kayla alone??

father figure

- “i can make deals with the devil because my dicks bigger.” 🫩

eldest daughter

- “everybodys so punk on the internet.” sigh

- “everyones unbothered ‘til theyre not.” yes taylor thats how that works.

- “every jokes just trolling and memes.” unironically using the words trolling and memes in a sad song is diabolical.

- “every single hot take is cold as ice.” this is easily the worst song on the album fyi. CANCELLED! is a close second followed by actually romantic.

- “i have been afflicted by a terminal uniqueness.” oh shes a creep shes a weirdo guys.

- “but im not a bad bitch/and this isnt savage.” again, using these words in a sad song is wtf. also, this song is about her MAGA bf so again we can assume this is a dig at his ex. which i find weird bc shes a woman of colour, so using the words ‘bad bitch’ and ‘savage’ in particular irk me a lil. #misogynoir

- “so we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire” man what the fuck. wattpad ass.

actually romantic

- “i heard you call me boring barbie when the cokes got you brave.” wild dig at charli xcx lmao what. when you get your feelings hurt so you blast someones drug use as public humiliation amirite lol.

- lots of implication in this song that charli’s just gay for her, and claims the ‘hate’ charli has for her makes her wet?? fuckin weird dude, stop pretending to be gay its honestly embarrassing. taylor is the queen of queerbaiting except only her cult believe it bc anyone with two eyes and a brain can see shes as straight as they come. just weird and overly sexual about some rivalry that doesnt even exist.

wi$h li$t

- “please, god, bring me a best friend who i think is hot.” what?

wood

- “his love was the key/that opened my thighs” for being a self-proclaimed feminist, she sure uses a lot of lyrics that drip with misogyny. like keys for womens bodies? erm…yeah.

- “girls i dont need to catch the bouquet/to know a hard rock is on the way.” god someone take me out back and put me down like a sick dog. this whole song is about how sexy her man is apparently and anyones whos looked at travis kelce knows thats dead wrong.

- “the curse on me was broken by your magic wand.” dear god.

CANCELLED!

- sigh where do i even start.

- “beware the wrath of masked crusaders” lmao cringe

- “did you girlboss too close to the sun” my sister looked me dead in the eyes, flabbergasted at that 2020 ass line.

- “good thing i like my friends cancelled/i like ‘em cloaked in gucci and in scandal.” another point for the random mentions of luxury brands (there were several others i skipped over lol i couldnt b bothered), also fucking hell its just so unbearably cringe like im getting second hand embarrassment.

- “welcome to my underworld/where it gets quite dark/at least you know exactly who your friends are/theyre the ones with the matching scars.” okay sj maas.

- “everyones got bodies in the attic/ or took somebodys man.” cant say i ever have, actually, taylor. even if i wasnt a lesbian i wouldnt do that because idk its nasty? js bc ur bffs with blake lively and her nasty cheating husband.

- there are other lyrics but honestly the whole song js makes me ill from cringe.

honey

- “and the bitch was telling me to back off/cause her man had looked at me wrong.” listen is it your fault her bf looked at you no, but why are we calling women bitches lol. embarrassing behaviour.

- “whos the baddest in the land.” just threw up in my mouth 🔥

the life of a showgirl

- “her name was kitty/made her money being pretty and witty.” oh for christs sake.

- “legitly” my sister and i have to relisten to this song a few times just because we kept getting stuck on this fuckass word.

- “they ripped me off like false lashes/and then threw me away.” lmao the delivery of this line gets me everytime. greatest showman shit.

- “and all the headshots on the walls/of the dance hall are of the bitches/who wish id hurry up and die.” going two for two on calling other women bitches.

overall

- this album is just trashy and weird. very misogynistic for a woman who calls herself a feminist. it honestly feels like chatgpt nonsense tbh.

rating: unlistenable to hard listen (1-12)

1. eldest daughter - the misogynoir in this song put me off so bad. also just so painfully millennial it almost encroached into boomer territory tbh.

2. CANCELLED! - getting crazy flashbacks to ME! and i also hate brendon urie so it pmo. eugh.

3. actually romantic - this whole song is one sided beef bruh. but also fuck matty healy that nazi freak. rated so high because i find the weird gay-baiting infuriating.

4. wood - never talk about your bf like this again thanks i threw up in my mouth.

5. opalite - stop being nasty to your bfs ex, again she literally has done nothing to you.

6. the life of a showgirl - god this song is so fucking awful. i cant stand the beat, its so brendon urie its so temu greatest showman.

7. honey - again, can we stop calling women bitches while not saying a peep about the mens behaviour?

8. the fate of ophelia - hate this because someone clearly didnt fucking read ophelias tale like cmon. also for the weird trumpy energy. pledge your allegiance to never making music again pls.

9. father figure - this one gets a few points because i was nervous she was gonna try and outshine george michael but thank god its awful and nothing at all similar. but minus so many points for that line. you know what one.

10. elizabeth taylor - sigh. this one honestly could probably be on the bottom but i just cant stand the mention of luxury brands its so weird and off putting from someone who cosplayed having a humble upbringing.

11. wi$h li$t - minimally awful but still cringe. i dont wanna hear about your dream life with that MAGA freak. also that line about a hot best friend is just weird.

12. ruin the friendship - this one skates by because its just boring but it gets hate points for the line about something like “oh the boy i likes girlfriend isnt here i shouldve kissed him” oh!

also! will always mention that taylor dated a 17yr old when she was 22 because she’s obsessed with his family! ty

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Yawns… all you people say the same things. A whole cult lmfao

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maybe its because we’re right…

anyway! your reminder of things that taylor swift has done!

- publicly associates with the mahomes (MAGA), travis kelce (MAGA), and with blake lively and ryan reynolds (plantation wedding)

- used micro aggressions as lyrics in one of her songs in her new album (comparing herself to travis kelce’s ex kayla nicole, a woman of colour, saying she’s (taylor) not a “bad bitch” and “savage” which are words commonly associated and used by black women). also demeaned kayla in another song from the same album.

- climate criminal. used her jet for a 37 minute flight to watch a game. easily could have driven, been driven, or found another way to get there. countless other ridiculous short trips she used her jet for. seriously, just take a two hour drive you dont need to use your plane.

- releases so many “special edition” vinyls and merch and cds and blah blah blah just so she can stay on top. same thing being packaged differently and resold. god forbid youre a rising artist nowadays because you can be assured that with taylor here you’ll never get a second in the spotlight.

- only claims to be a feminist when it affects her. if anyone critiques her theyre slammed, being painted as a misogynist, but if she does the same things suddenly its not a problem. seriously, if her song isnt about a man its about how much of a bitch a non-existent (or sometimes real, when she thinks she’s being subtle) woman is. “she wears shorts skirts i wear t-shirts.” i could let it go then because she was young even though it was still weird, but shes too scarily close to being 40 now for this bs.

- worked with david o’russell

- dated matty healy. enough said.

- preyed on a high school boy just because she was obsessed with his family. mind you his mum had just passed away.

pretty sure thats not even all of it but im sick right now and i cant be bothered to write a comprehensive list.

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Toby x "No, I'm not a human"

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obsessed w this

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list of actual lyrics in taylors new album:

the fate of ophelia

- “pledge allegiance to your hands/your team, your vibes.” weirdly trumpy. also ‘your vibes’?! VIBES?? eugh.

- “you dug me out of my grave and/saved my heart from the fate of ophelia.” -6/10 have you actually read ophelia’s story.

elizabeth taylor

- “babe i would trade the cartier for someone to trust…just kidding.” lotta mentions of luxury brands and stuff in this album which i find weird bc of how shes built her public personality around being humble and Not Like Other Girls.

opalite

- “you were in it for real/she was in her phone/and you were just a pose.” why the unprovoked dig at your bfs ex? literally what has this woman ever done to you except date your MAGA bf. leave kayla alone??

father figure

- “i can make deals with the devil because my dicks bigger.” 🫩

eldest daughter

- “everybodys so punk on the internet.” sigh

- “everyones unbothered ‘til theyre not.” yes taylor thats how that works.

- “every jokes just trolling and memes.” unironically using the words trolling and memes in a sad song is diabolical.

- “every single hot take is cold as ice.” this is easily the worst song on the album fyi. CANCELLED! is a close second followed by actually romantic.

- “i have been afflicted by a terminal uniqueness.” oh shes a creep shes a weirdo guys.

- “but im not a bad bitch/and this isnt savage.” again, using these words in a sad song is wtf. also, this song is about her MAGA bf so again we can assume this is a dig at his ex. which i find weird bc shes a woman of colour, so using the words ‘bad bitch’ and ‘savage’ in particular irk me a lil. #misogynoir

- “so we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire” man what the fuck. wattpad ass.

actually romantic

- “i heard you call me boring barbie when the cokes got you brave.” wild dig at charli xcx lmao what. when you get your feelings hurt so you blast someones drug use as public humiliation amirite lol.

- lots of implication in this song that charli’s just gay for her, and claims the ‘hate’ charli has for her makes her wet?? fuckin weird dude, stop pretending to be gay its honestly embarrassing. taylor is the queen of queerbaiting except only her cult believe it bc anyone with two eyes and a brain can see shes as straight as they come. just weird and overly sexual about some rivalry that doesnt even exist.

wi$h li$t

- “please, god, bring me a best friend who i think is hot.” what?

wood

- “his love was the key/that opened my thighs” for being a self-proclaimed feminist, she sure uses a lot of lyrics that drip with misogyny. like keys for womens bodies? erm…yeah.

- “girls i dont need to catch the bouquet/to know a hard rock is on the way.” god someone take me out back and put me down like a sick dog. this whole song is about how sexy her man is apparently and anyones whos looked at travis kelce knows thats dead wrong.

- “the curse on me was broken by your magic wand.” dear god.

CANCELLED!

- sigh where do i even start.

- “beware the wrath of masked crusaders” lmao cringe

- “did you girlboss too close to the sun” my sister looked me dead in the eyes, flabbergasted at that 2020 ass line.

- “good thing i like my friends cancelled/i like ‘em cloaked in gucci and in scandal.” another point for the random mentions of luxury brands (there were several others i skipped over lol i couldnt b bothered), also fucking hell its just so unbearably cringe like im getting second hand embarrassment.

- “welcome to my underworld/where it gets quite dark/at least you know exactly who your friends are/theyre the ones with the matching scars.” okay sj maas.

- “everyones got bodies in the attic/ or took somebodys man.” cant say i ever have, actually, taylor. even if i wasnt a lesbian i wouldnt do that because idk its nasty? js bc ur bffs with blake lively and her nasty cheating husband.

- there are other lyrics but honestly the whole song js makes me ill from cringe.

honey

- “and the bitch was telling me to back off/cause her man had looked at me wrong.” listen is it your fault her bf looked at you no, but why are we calling women bitches lol. embarrassing behaviour.

- “whos the baddest in the land.” just threw up in my mouth 🔥

the life of a showgirl

- “her name was kitty/made her money being pretty and witty.” oh for christs sake.

- “legitly” my sister and i have to relisten to this song a few times just because we kept getting stuck on this fuckass word.

- “they ripped me off like false lashes/and then threw me away.” lmao the delivery of this line gets me everytime. greatest showman shit.

- “and all the headshots on the walls/of the dance hall are of the bitches/who wish id hurry up and die.” going two for two on calling other women bitches.

overall

- this album is just trashy and weird. very misogynistic for a woman who calls herself a feminist. it honestly feels like chatgpt nonsense tbh.

rating: unlistenable to hard listen (1-12)

1. eldest daughter - the misogynoir in this song put me off so bad. also just so painfully millennial it almost encroached into boomer territory tbh.

2. CANCELLED! - getting crazy flashbacks to ME! and i also hate brendon urie so it pmo. eugh.

3. actually romantic - this whole song is one sided beef bruh. but also fuck matty healy that nazi freak. rated so high because i find the weird gay-baiting infuriating.

4. wood - never talk about your bf like this again thanks i threw up in my mouth.

5. opalite - stop being nasty to your bfs ex, again she literally has done nothing to you.

6. the life of a showgirl - god this song is so fucking awful. i cant stand the beat, its so brendon urie its so temu greatest showman.

7. honey - again, can we stop calling women bitches while not saying a peep about the mens behaviour?

8. the fate of ophelia - hate this because someone clearly didnt fucking read ophelias tale like cmon. also for the weird trumpy energy. pledge your allegiance to never making music again pls.

9. father figure - this one gets a few points because i was nervous she was gonna try and outshine george michael but thank god its awful and nothing at all similar. but minus so many points for that line. you know what one.

10. elizabeth taylor - sigh. this one honestly could probably be on the bottom but i just cant stand the mention of luxury brands its so weird and off putting from someone who cosplayed having a humble upbringing.

11. wi$h li$t - minimally awful but still cringe. i dont wanna hear about your dream life with that MAGA freak. also that line about a hot best friend is just weird.

12. ruin the friendship - this one skates by because its just boring but it gets hate points for the line about something like “oh the boy i likes girlfriend isnt here i shouldve kissed him” oh!

also! will always mention that taylor dated a 17yr old when she was 22 because she’s obsessed with his family! ty

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First tumblr post kinda nervy…

I LOVE EMILY PRENTISS !!

Oughhh I would let her have my way with me 😍😍😍

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need that cookie so bad

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thinking about emily prentiss in red again…