I just finished seeing Project Hail Mary for a fifth time and honestly every time I watch it I have two thoughts.
One is how to I get into that space ship and suck on Ryan Goslings biceps for the 2 and a half hour runtime - uninterrupted until he’s black and blue with the sheer force of my raptor claws digging into them. I’m talking two timing sucking and digging i mean lawd all mighty. Those nerdy little shirts need to be ripped off and im the gal for it. I’m talking just straight teeth and chewing on those thangs. #needthat
And Two is the glasses stay awn during the entire process…. Maybe the cardigan too. But that’s more just jealousy than anything.











