God... Wtf.

Kat. Sagittarius. Im classified as something I’m sure.

[nflstreet]

Return of the king

[nflstreet]

[yokowan]

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

[biteybeast]

cats when they see a bird

[c3rvida3]

Nobody in Weezer even has asthma. I just looked it up. On the information super highway.

[c3rvida3]

But with your help, we can change this. #GiveWeezerAsthma

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[papayajuan2019]

the night is still young. i can do yoga and use my oil pastels. i can cut another fruit. i can write in my journal. i can make a poem. i can invite the figure outside my window in

[oflline]

[mariaramosbravo]

[redstopgringo]

Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.

[unpeeled-human]

[unpeeled-human]

[nocturnal-necromancer]

Hello?? Can anyone hear me???

[liberalsarecool]

Giving a facsist rapist felon fraud a 79th birthday parade that costs the taxpayers $92 million?

Christians will love the military theme. The fiscally conservative will say nothing. The taxed too much crowd will gladly waste the money.

This is the worst timeline.

[selkiesparrow]

Zoozve, my beloved

[ktempestbradford]

"...we don't live in a big clockwork, we live in a dance club..."

This is my favorite line.

[rabbitrah]

It is now called Zoozve :')

[inkskinned]

i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

[northerlyfilms]

all my haters have incurious minds

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

which is your favorite?

raindrops on roses

whiskers on kittens

bright copper kettles

warm woolen mittens

brown paper packages tied up with strings

cream colored ponies

crisp apple strudels

doorbells

sleigh bells

schnitzel with noodles

wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings

silver white winters that melt into springs

Voting ended onMay 19, 2025

[theehorsepusssy]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[okthisway]

#the beauty of tumblr is that any new show i start i'm able to say oh that's my friend. from gif.