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Fimfiction: Moonarchy

starrylayle

went on tiktok and they're saying that applejack isn't butch because she doesn't despise femininity :(

#butch applejack get behind me #look i do think she would wear dresses to formal/non farm-related activities #because she had a very traditional upbringing and that's just how she's been doing things #i also think she's not too fussed on how she's perceived?? unlike rainbow. so that's part of it #but the first time she wore a suit to party it changed her life #so yeah i don’t think she hates feminine clothing #and ultimately she values the simple and practical #but i like to think her butchness is something she kinda leans into the more she learns about her identity and yada yada #she's butch and i will die on this hill #applejack #mlp #my little pony

just-spacetrash

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

fvckw4d

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

#mlp #worldbuilding

Before i start this, i just wanna say that i don't think that rarity and applejack will be joining our main cast in g6. I think that was just damage control by the panelists and now the writers will be scrambling to include rarity and applejack as background or side characters to appease fans.

Anyways, I'll be honest, I knew that if the g4 characters would ever get rebooted for a new generation, they would axe applejack. she was always the least marketable (orange toys and farm-themed characters apparently don't sell well), she was hard to write for (to be fair the writers struggled with a lot of the mane 6) and she shared a lot of core traits with other mane 6 members that made her hard to distinguish on a surface level (tomboyish/athletic like dash, nature lover like fluttershy, food/baking lover like pinkie, responsible/leader like twilight, etc). Applejack was never gonna make the cut for a new generation unless her character & design were drastically altered.

I'm more surprised that they axed Rarity, over say, Fluttershy (we all know that twilight, pinkie & rainbow were always gonna make it). Hasbro loves a fashion pony. they love a 'diva' character. and fans love her too!!!

But, i thought about it some more, and I don't think Rarity's aesthetic is that marketable. First of all, her main colours don't stand out as they are 1) white - which is not really a colour and 2) purple - which twilight already represents. Also, her interest in fashion is depicted very differently than how the typical 'fashion character' in young girls' shows are portrayed. Rarity is classy, high-end and prefers a sleek, minimalistic look. 'Fashion' characters in these types of shows are usually girly, pink and bright.

And so, I can see how the tik tok fluttershy aesthetic surpassed the rarity aesthetic. Although the 'nature lover' is not generally as marketable as the 'fashion lover' (though it still is pretty well-liked & well-received), i think fluttershy's general association with pink, girly dresses and flowy ribbons - helps her aesthetic override rarity's.

my guess is that in g6, they'll pass on the fashion/artsy hobby to either fluttershy or pinkie.

#mlp #mlp g6 #my little pony #rarity #applejack #maybe rarity and applejack will show up as side characters #and they'll be a lesbian couple running a joint farm and boutique together #this is how rarijack can still win!!!!#mlp meta #my little pony meta #my little pony g6

steemyart

butchfemme rarijack

#look they're alive well #g6 is not real :))))))#mlp humanized #rarijack #fanart #suggestive

pleaselettheleaksbefake pleaselettheleaksbefake pleaselettheleaksbefake leaselettheleaksbefake !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#reusing g4 characters??#but cutting rarijack????#wtffff #what happened to the hard reboot #mlp g6

so, so super excited for mlp g6! and also kinda nervous too but i have faith. since everyone's writing down their wishlist for the new gen, here's mine:

2D animated series!!! and not just flash animation (though g4 made it work)

more horsy!! i hate how g4-g5, the ponies were kinda devolving into cats... let them be horses please!! (thinking of a g2/wild manes art style perhaps?)

seen lots of folks talk about either a prequel or continuation to g4, while that could work, i'd prefer if they just scrapped g4 entirely and made a whole new concept

I love the idea of a high fantasy concept with seperate pony tribes, kinda like the pre-equestria era in g4....but oooh maybe we can add sea ponies to the list so there can be earth, sky (pegasus), sea and space (unicorns). lmaoaoao subtle avatar reference.

#mlp #mlp g6

honeybeebuddy

you tore me up </3

#mlp humanized #twipie #fanart

animusbell

celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"

animusbell

you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku

jukashi

Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.

animusbell

You are so right actually