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[tendie-defender]

About to go monster hunting.

[fireknight21]

Leave god away from mine if I'm hunting pedophiles I don't want stopped by the divine

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Please consider the biblical punishment for rape is being beat to death with rocks.

[tendie-defender]

THE BIG IGLOO IS BACK ON BOYS!!!!

[tendie-defender]

[cerebralzero]

[bewareofchickens-deactivated202]

[sweet-bitsy]

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

[taopopop]

C'est les swimming poules

[pandas-and-squirrels]

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

{\__/} ( • . •) / >❤️ u want this? {\__/} ( • - •)  ❤️< \  denounce the soviet union  

[bucci-mayne]

[liberalsarecool]

Trump ruins bacon.

Every Trump policy makes things worse.

[squidbroom]

context for the joke: upton sinclair’s the jungle is a book from 1906 about the meatpacking industry both about the working conditions and how unsanitary it was. it led to numerous laws about federal oversight on the meatpacking industry (specifically inspection) during what was known as the progressive era.

[lynati]

Time to stop buying any and all pork products until this is fixed. Spread it around. PORK BOYCOTT. Bacon isn’t worth debilitating sicknesses that you’re likely to catch now that standards are going to be lowered in the industry in order to save money.

[poor-gagarin]

YOU ALL MISSED THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE JUNGLE. IT'S ABOUT COMMUNISM, IT JUST HAPPENED TO ACHIEVE A DIFFERENT GOAL AAAAAA

[aloeveragel]

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

[dotted-sixteenth-deactivated202]

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

[melonbottle-deactivated20260710]

salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

[gahdamnpunk]

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

[llamagoddessofficial]

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

[hieronymus-botch]

a crossover episode between the boondocks and king of the hill would have done more to reduce racism in America than electing Obama president and I mean this completely unironically

[hieronymus-botch]

if Dale Gribble and Huey Freeman talked for an hour the resulting exchange of ideas would unearth information that the government would legitimately kill them to cover up

[ragecomics4you]

[oliepoki]

i can’t stop laughting

[thenoodlebooty]

This was an adventure

[hollylu-ships-it]

lmao!

[it-do-be-ket]

I fucking died

[magical-awesome-kid]

No sound needed just watch it through.

[the-sleepy-jess]

No you need the sound tho, they do all the sfx with their voices

It’s Three Russian Bogaturs on youtube, there’s a bunch of these

[secondclassvines]

[commiepimp]

GOD so many quotable lines from this such as

“Ew yucky… that is gunk”

“It is just potatoes”

“Not the problem I was expecting, but I problem I can handle”

[tire-deyes]

Oh wow. The world straight up broke Gen Z. I thought we were bad. Oof

[tapatiopapi]

This is exactly what type of humor I imagine A.I. developing

[catchymemes]

Man secrets

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[tabbythekouhai-deactivated20201]

*taking notes*

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Ladies, consider this your bonafide cheat sheet for guys’ brains.

[2minutetabletop]

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[stolentweets]

[lycanthropemaul]

Russian dogs most certainly dont say “Vdiak”

[queenofthecommunistcannibals]

[image description: a tweet from Christopher Ashman (@ C Ashman Actor) reading: “Russian dogs be like ВДяк” (Cryillic letters that look like the Roman letters B A R and K. End ID]

I hate when English speakers act like Cryillic is just a silly font.

[ukulelegodparent]

I for one love when English speakers do that and come up with all sorts of stupid shit

[whitepeopletwitter]

[frottinq]

You can literally say anything about like, the Soviet Union, and people will believe it. I bet you could sell the idea to Americans that the KGB used ferrets to spy on the citizens of the USSR by releasing them into their heating vents, and you'd only run into issues with proving it to people who are actually invested in history. But otherwise, you could say it, and it'd probably end up in some high schooler's 2 page paper.

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[thehauntedmansion2003]

assuming an average body weight of 8 lbs this bitch can stomp you with 40 lbs of force in less time than the blink of an eye. we stan

[pileofknives]

Secretary birds as antifascist symbol

[knight-in-dull-tinfoil-deactiva]

[poor-gagarin]

>antifascist

>destroying an icon of liberty, literally being totalitarian

Sure bub