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she/her | panicking bicurious | 25 | verified fangirl | musician | singer-songwriter | guitarist | violinist | writer (on hiatus)

[it-do-be-ket]

if I die, leave my body to the wolves. they will be gentler than any man

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I'm so tired of parents who didn't mean to

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I'm tired of parents who didn't mean to neglect, confuse, abuse, or fail their kids. I'm exhausted with parents who never meant to hurt their kids. I'm tired of parents who didn't mean to fuck up.

Because holy shit. You really fucked us up.

[pukicho]

Not a furry but I think all humans should have tails because it would be soooo fucking sexy and hot and so sexy

[non-anonymous-anon]

Most suspicious post ever dude. You should think some things through♡

[pukicho]

Okay, I thought it through just now and decided to keep every single word exactly the same.

[feelingbluepolitics]

[truth-has-a-liberal-bias]

100% TRUE

Pro tip: If you copy and paste a link that said “no free articles” into a private/incognito browser, it will let you read the whole thing.

also if u press the “esc” (escape) key on ur laptop before the page fully loads, it won’t load any pop-ups blocking u from reading. if the article has images, then this method sometimes does not u see them. but! the words will be fine :)

[bestgirlsystem]

If the site is particularly badly designed, you might just be able to delete the overlay itself. Right click > Inspect element and delete the line of HTML (it’ll be highlighted automatically)

[woodentempest]

hey kids there is a website called outline.com that will let you read from pretty much any news site with a paywall for free

[runcibility]

outline.com is amazing - it hasn’t failed yet on any site that I’ve tried it on.

There’s a chrome extension and firefox extension.

[jackironsides]

Look, these are all Cool Facts, but it doesn’t change the fact that most people won’t go to this level of trouble, and that those people are more and more likely to get radicalised by all of the right-wing media who aren’t behind pay walls.

[probablyasocialecologist]

The Truth Is Paywalled But The Lies Are Free

The political economy of bullshit.

[berdyayeva]

i'm so pro-divorce that i forget myself sometimes. a guy on the elevator was telling me unprompted about how he got divorced on friday and apparently "nice congrats" was not the correct reaction

[kushblazer666]

[yourfriendfrogs]

[fleshblight]

Little Nas Are You Working On Your Raps

[vimes-boots]

I love how every clip I've seen of a celebrity on this show has them looking dazed and confused like a tranquilized zoo animal

[shoezuki]

My prof was like 'yeah there was this experiment where they like made a casino for rats with mini slot machines n everything and made those rats into gambling addicts it was so cool' n i looked up the article n hes the lead fucking researcher

[atomicpowered]

I'll do you one better op, i was taking an american history class of the early 1990s to 2000s and upon our final, which only took two hours max (the class was 3) our professor said we could watch some americana stuff if we needed to wait for more finals in the building (i did). The classroom was a huge lecture hall with a projector. He puts on stuff about cryptids, which, that's a surprise but hey, nice light mood for a sobering look at what amounted to pre and post 9/11 america. And when the man on the video introduced the world expert on the jersey devil who do we see grinning at the camera, giant on the projector, but our professor. We turn to see him making the exact same face. We went wild.

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

[kupalinka6]

i needed to connect the two posts. these are @throwupgirl’s tags.

[manicpixieshitpost]

I’m so happy to see one of my favorite posts back

[butchfagminotaur]

this is funny as fucking hell actually

[hellish-undeath]

this baby is going to grow up to be a nonbinary road worker

[butchfagminotaur]

[throathole]

“If I had a dick I would stack donuts on it” well donut holes exist and you have a pussy so………?Get to filling

[birdsagainsthumanity]

gonna try this brb

[birdsagainsthumanity]

yeast infection

[throathole]

Sorry

[feluka]

some words you can only spell on autopilot. once you stop to think about it you've already lost the fight

[peach-pot]

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

[mrmousetolliver]

Fuzokukitan Magazine, April 1962 with cover illustration by Tom of Finland

[777rare]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[buni-gutz]

YOU CANNOT HIDE THAT IN THE TAGS

[nirnnet]

Azura Deluxe Resort & Spa Hotel, Alania, Turkey

[sunandreign-deactivated20171022]

I don’t know what fucks me up more - the fact that it’s a 100% real, lavish 5 star resort, or that there’s exactly nothing to indicate that it isn’t literally referring to the Daedric Prince Azura

[haltmann]

IIRC there’s even more TES references inside the hotel itself which only raises more questions

[molags-balls]

Meridia Beach Hotel in Turkey

[todd-howard-official]

They get an advanced copy of skyrim 2, oblivion remastered edition