Welcome To My Twisted Churro

just a lil gal tryin to get by since ‘99

[andromeda40002019]

[casgirl]

The littlest things we know to be small = debut literary fiction

The dark wife: thriller, adapted into a Hulu original

The mailman’s niece = historical fiction

The mailman of Warsaw = also historical fiction but about war

The gate of wind = fantasy

The gate of wind and bones = young adult fantasy

A gathering of pelicans = mystery, part of a long running series that takes up a whole shelf at the library

The Group Project Partner Gambit = romance with a cartoon cover

Wendy Jenkins is Scared of Commitment = romance with a cartoon cover of gay people

[watcherscrown]

this is my magnum opus

[paintdoktahwho]

google it

[isabellecantread]

yall mind if a white singlet speaks a little plural

[dogpuppy]

[boviboy]

unclear. adj. of or pertaining to an uncle

[pukicho]

You are not "three apples tall" bitch you are an evil ghoul and you are tall as fuck

[todaysbird]

he is blogging

[paperplanechemtrails]

[dirtydisneyconfessions]

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Elvira.

[inzergue]

i would like to propose that this text post is “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant" enough to be preserved in the library of congress

[hellsitegenetics]

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[heckyeahponyscans]

Spotted at Goodwill: guys buying a lifesize plush tiger

[mauve-moth-machine]

why do they all look like tears for fears

[chemicalmarbles]

Acting on your best behaviour

Turn your back on Mother Nature

Everybody wants a lifesize plush tiger

[kekiiro]

someone needs to end this man now please

[shencomix]

My friend Keki sent me a Makima funko pop, and it whispers to me at night, and it has been gradually merging into my personality.

[greelin]

yeah man i bet your package came. In the male

[oldmanpusspuss]

I love this website

[everydaylouie]

earthside assistance

[tankie-transfeminist]

Literally MRAs but for transfeminism. Anti-transfeminists truly cannot be parodied

[gotinterest]

[dapperzz]