Popcornmonkey

[butisitheatedrivalry]

The idea that Shane's parents would prominently display lil goofball photos of their 'Hockey Robot' boy and that Ilya's father probably never even let his ACTUAL lil goofball son smile for pictures.

[butisitheatedrivalry]

New head canon is that Shane Hollander and Eric Bennett are, for years, the only ones in the MLH whose hockey gear/bags don't smell like sour, musky end-times.

Eventually, the Ottawa Centaurs all learn Shane's tricks to keeping things non-revolting...from Ilya. (He wouldn't want their team to reek around his HUSBAND.)

[butisitheatedrivalry]

Sometimes, I envison Ilya taunting/haunting Scott Hunter, using his full name, in the same voice that Yelena Belova uses on Kate Bishop because they are a lot alike.

[popcornmonkey]

[butisitheatedrivalry]

This fossilized vomit is older than the dinosaurs

Vomit is gross—but 290-million-year-old vomit is a scientific marvel

New Rozanov chirp for Scott Hunter just dropped.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[popcornmonkey]

We've been spoiled by gorgeous, yearning, adoring, slutty (affectionate) bisexuals with perfectly imperfect-by-Hollywood-standards teeth these last few weeks. Sophie and Shane never stood a chance.

[popcornmonkey]

Overdue for a rewatch.

[jessiesjaded]

Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

[teaboot]

[popcornmonkey]

Y'wanna here a Canadian accent? This is pretty peak for huge swathes of small town Ontario (and elsewhere).

So, like, so many of my relatives.

(It's only -2C today, which does feel really fucking warm. -18C expected Monday, tho.)

[popcornmonkey]

Donate to Supporting families affected in Tumbler Ridge, organized by Tumbler Ridge PAC

Supporting Families Impacted by the Recent Tragedy in Tumbler Ridge … Tumbler Ridge PAC needs your support for Supporting families affecte

The Tumbler Ridge Parent Advisory Committee's fundraiser is nearing 90% of its (imo) modest goal to support their small community after Tuesday's tragedy. Please pitch in, if you are able.

[popcornmonkey]

Fellow Canadians, on a day of mourning, don't be shitty and smug about relative levels of gun violence; this is a tragedy regardless of all that exceptionalism and popularity you want to revel in these days.

[popcornmonkey]

Spirit of the West on a Maple Leaf ad during CBC Olympic coverage is putting a hat on a hat that was already wearing a tuque.

[popcornmonkey]

International Olympic Committee Asks Fans to Not Boo JD Vance at the Opening Ceremony

The U.S. delegation will be led by the Vice President and Secretary of State Marco Rubio.

Sure, this kind of warning'll totally work.

[manny-jacinto]

#me when i lie

[popcornmonkey]

[popcornmonkey]

Putting in my pitch (again) for an alt in case Jacob Tierney, Rachel Reid, et al. can't secure Ottawa Centaurs as a team name for season 2 of Heated Rivalry:

The Ottawa Fauns.

1. For maintaining a dumb Greek mythological hybrid on skates as a logo.

2. For the Pan jokes.

[popcornmonkey]

Whether it's Centaurs or Fauns, please base the logo on one of the most irritating cartoon characters in history or the little satyr I forgot about because Newton was so fucking annoying. (This ridiculous show was on every early morning in Ottawa/Ontario for decades, y'all.)

[wlwarhammer]

Bridgerton men get told to shut the fuck up for the first time in their lives and start imagining themselves in a wedding dress