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Ricky Gervais slammed after 'erasing Office co-creator from existence' during an

Ricky Gervais has been celebrating The Office 25th anniversary... I must remember to thank him.

He's probably an atheist because he only believes in his own 'brilliance'.

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Alanis singing O Canada is nostalgic/funny because they pulled her early-90s version from rotation at my Ottawa school because people would try to imitate her voice/dance moves and just generally take the piss.

This is back when she was in her inspiration-for-Robin Sparkles era.

Anyhoo, here's Alanis (just Alanis!) with bonus pre-fame Matt Leblanc and Yanick Bisson.

And her first big hit.

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JJ: If Rozanov fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fuck him right back.

Shane:

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The idea that Shane's parents would prominently display lil goofball photos of their 'Hockey Robot' boy and that Ilya's father probably never even let his ACTUAL lil goofball son smile for pictures.

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New head canon is that Shane Hollander and Eric Bennett are, for years, the only ones in the MLH whose hockey gear/bags don't smell like sour, musky end-times.

Eventually, the Ottawa Centaurs all learn Shane's tricks to keeping things non-revolting...from Ilya. (He wouldn't want their team to reek around his HUSBAND.)

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Sometimes, I envison Ilya taunting/haunting Scott Hunter, using his full name, in the same voice that Yelena Belova uses on Kate Bishop because they are a lot alike.

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This fossilized vomit is older than the dinosaurs

Vomit is gross—but 290-million-year-old vomit is a scientific marvel

New Rozanov chirp for Scott Hunter just dropped.

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We've been spoiled by gorgeous, yearning, adoring, slutty (affectionate) bisexuals with perfectly imperfect-by-Hollywood-standards teeth these last few weeks. Sophie and Shane never stood a chance.

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Overdue for a rewatch.

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Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

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Y'wanna here a Canadian accent? This is pretty peak for huge swathes of small town Ontario (and elsewhere).

So, like, so many of my relatives.

(It's only -2C today, which does feel really fucking warm. -18C expected Monday, tho.)

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Donate to Supporting families affected in Tumbler Ridge, organized by Tumbler Ridge PAC

Supporting Families Impacted by the Recent Tragedy in Tumbler Ridge … Tumbler Ridge PAC needs your support for Supporting families affecte

The Tumbler Ridge Parent Advisory Committee's fundraiser is nearing 90% of its (imo) modest goal to support their small community after Tuesday's tragedy. Please pitch in, if you are able.

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Fellow Canadians, on a day of mourning, don't be shitty and smug about relative levels of gun violence; this is a tragedy regardless of all that exceptionalism and popularity you want to revel in these days.

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Spirit of the West on a Maple Leaf ad during CBC Olympic coverage is putting a hat on a hat that was already wearing a tuque.

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International Olympic Committee Asks Fans to Not Boo JD Vance at the Opening Ceremony

The U.S. delegation will be led by the Vice President and Secretary of State Marco Rubio.

Sure, this kind of warning'll totally work.