His Excellency, Pope Julius II

The Pope, need I say more?

[popejuliusii]

Also sorry for going MIA I was busy granting Henry VIII and Catherine of Aragon a special dispensation to marry.

Don’t think it’ll backfire in any way.

[popejuliusii]

Yo that White House ballroom is uggo.

I know we can’t all build St Peter’s Basilica on the back of peasants’ indulgences but we can all find a sad Italian to inject a bit of taste.

[popejuliusii]

I buy so much art because I am hallow on the inside. Frescos and marble statues fill the void. 

[pumpkinspicelatke]

Everyone follow @popejuliusii it is a hilarious account who definitely did not ask me to say this and I do not know in real life

[popejuliusii]

Smooth

[pumpkinspicelatke]

You know anything 'bout the Renaissance? Cus I'm responsible for that shit.

I really enjoy the turkey legs from Renaissance festivals, so good on you

[popejuliusii]

I try.

[popejuliusii]

Its called the VatiCAN not the VatiCANT, stop trying to prevent me from sliding down the stairs on a mattress like Julie Andrews in Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement.  

[popejuliusii]

Raphael is such a little bitch.

[popejuliusii]

I hope Michelangelo gets his shit together and finishes the Sistine Chapel.