Smile Like You Mean It

Michael, 23, please play Firewatch.

[jaubaius]

Cat does some trust falls.

[barry-edit-this-out]

Why the hell would I want to move to Twitter, Connecticut Clark isn’t there

[fishgummy]

[super-metroid]

https://twitter.com/FlorkOfCows

[cannibalisticpenguins]

[stardustofthesun]

THEY FOUND THE LOST SPONGEBOB BLINK-182 MUSIC VIDEO AND NO ONE TOLD MEE?!

[pointnclick]

someone should hire me as a goon i keep all my work passwords next to my work computer in an open notebook

[ukrainian-psycho]

I’ll have you also carry an easy to loot/pickpocket note with all our evil plans written down on it

[pointnclick]

thanks boss. i promise to not get stealth killed after loudly announcing i’m going on my smoke break. in the poorly lit alley

[mangonetics]

Hey me and some of the other goons were gonna talk about passwords in the red barrel room, you in?

[pointnclick]

boy am i!

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[depsidase]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[vantwinblade]

[seasonallydefective]

I’m smacked upside the head with the knowledge that some of the people who grew up with Caramelldansen originally are absolutely teachers right now.

Holy Shit.

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[tophatfloof-deactivated20170320]

[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

[emo-communism]

is anyone else just like. constantly filled with rage about their position under late capitalism and how we are expected to just keep playing this game that we know will literally kill us, is already killing people all over the world, and yet everyone around us is somehow fine with going about business as usual, with pretending we are free by being able to choose between different ways of being exploited. there is nothing more dehumanising than being forced to partake in a system that is actively detrimental to our survival as human beings, that is so physically, psychologically and spiritually destructive, and i don’t know how to deal with this anger anymore

[afeelgoodblog]

The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.

[theroseandthebeast]

[o-kurwa]

Allah fed him

[odd-vox]

The glory of Allah rendered this man unable to speak

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[industrialdyke]

why would you hide this in the tags

[lesbx]

not enough orbs in video games these days. 15 years ago games were all about finding orbs. there was nothing wrong with that.

[maplefiasco]

peterb3.14 tiktok / @gaywallflowers twitter

[swurp]

Beyond Belief with Jonathan Frakes except it's tumblr posts

[yo-its-matt]

“And Oppa Homeless Style? Never happened, it was invented by a writer.”

[transwiththeplans]

"Do you like the color of the sky?"

[woodrider]

"Ever had a girlfriend? What about three girlfriends?"

[silenthill]

“What does the letter ‘K’ mean to you?”

[professionaljester]

“Have you ever had someone compliment your shoelaces? Would you tell them where you got them from? Even if you stole them from someone very important? Would you tell them the truth?”

[thetyrannosaur]

"Do you own a pet? Has it ever gotten into something that it really shouldn't be eating? How about chocolate fondue?"

[bunnie-blogging]

“scientists expecting a 4th wave of covid” how is that possible……… wait you don’t think………….. no………………… you don’t think unvaccinated people are going outside without masks pretending to be vaccinated………….?

[shitzpostz]