PortkeyToMyWorld

The name's Hailey. This is my world. Welcome. Fair warning it's a bit like Hell. Your local, friendly, neighbourhood Lady Deadpool. Actor/cosplayer/witch

[portkeytomyworld]

TikTok - Make Your Day

Every hardworking Princess deserves a break, and her favorite flower from her Knight

[chihuahuana]

Trick or treat!

[nikibogwater]

I know Echoes of Wisdom never really hints at a potential romance between Zelda and Link, but part of me still finds the idea of them later falling in love and getting married very appealing. Because can you imagine a Hyrule that is ruled exclusively by these two maniacs? Imagine being one of their adoring (but also vaguely concerned) subjects. Your queen is a powerful sorceress who wages war by trampolining into the fray and mass-summoning pottery. She communes with cats and braids Lynel manes. Your king has survived in literal hell for months on end, armed with nothing more than a big stick and the will to live. He plays tag with the local kids and mows lawns on the weekends. Sometimes they both just wander around the kingdom unattended, looking for problems to solve (or cause, depending on the day). They're the sweetest, most terrifying people in the world, and the fate of your entire homeland is in their hands.

[snickerduu]

it's up !! 🙇‍♀️💖🤸‍♀️

[portkeytomyworld]

STOP IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO CUTE

[snickerduu]

peace n quiet

[electrumbound]

[jadenbutreal]

Naming link bitch just makes the game better. It's scientifically proven to do so.

[erinmccomics]

Boy heroically puts horse conditioner in princess’s hair without a moment’s hesitation

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[isa-ah]

y'all ever think about the slutty little shorts the guards wear in ocarina of time 👅 yes bestie skies out thighs out let's commit atrocities in the name of the royal family 💖

[childweanedonpoison]

The most hilarious part of italians’ reaction to coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type of pasta except the PENNE LISCE

which Italians couldn’t bring themselves to buy or eat even during a mass psychosis

[maarigolds]

The moment italians start buying penne lisce will be the moment we know our society has truly collapsed

[jeannettegray]

Listen, if I'm gonna die, my last meal is NOT gonna be fucking penne lisce.

[tchaikovskaya]

x

[dwlostcompanion]

Someone explain please! I want to knowwww

[aphony-cree]

Penne lische is smooth and doesn’t hold sauce the way penne rigate does

The grooves make more sauce adhere to it

[specsthespectraldragon]

wait that picture up there then ACTUALLY is of a smooth tube and not just. a bad picture? smooth penne exists? that's horrifying the ridges are the best part it's like eating a tiny accordion

[actualaster]

And that is why it is an abomination.

Disgusting. Vile. I would die before eating that filth.

[goron-king-darunia]

I have eaten penne lisce. Objectively the worst pasta. If you sneeze too hard in its general direction, any sauce on it will fly off. You can literally cook it in tomato sauce and it will still taste of nothing. Even if you stuff cheese inside it by hand, meticulously, individually, it will fall out. No friction on these fuckers. Bad pasta.

[pg-chan]

I love how this global situation has brought us to the absolute limits of our humanity in all ways. 

[elven-child]

@svogliata-mente

[autisticexpression]

Saying Uma Thurman is too old to reprise her role as Poison Ivy at 49 is a weak and sexist take. How old do you think Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo are? Let Harley have her milf.

[gamer-crow-deactivated20250412]

Let Harley have her milf.

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[je-blauge]

Oh, so that’s what sexual magnetism is

[ruffboi-mags]

Here’s the full version on his youtube: HOLY SHIT???

[shadowdragonia]

I actually prefer the clip if only because of how it starts you off. You go from “This is silly” to “Okay this guy can actually dance” to “Wait, WHAT THE FUCK!”

[korusalka]

Electro Swing = Leg Precision. For Arm Precision, please check out frequent waacking champion Ibuki (on the left). Waacking is like the West Coast cousin of Voguing.

[just9gag]

When you’re in the 1400’s Florence and your buddy starts coughing

[moony-f]

update: when you’re in Milan in 2020

[galexy-astra]

LET 👏 RETAIL 👏 EMPLOYEES 👏 SIT 👏

[the-real-skye]

The only major chain retail store that I know of that allows their cashiers to sit is the Aldi grocery store, a German chain. Their starting pay is also $12 an hour chain-wide.

The interior of the store looks like this so they save money on the annoying shelf restocking. Products remain in their boxes until being removed by customers.  No unboxing and putting stuff on shelves, and constantly having to rearrange it. Also, the boxes make inventory a breeze as a sealed box has a defined number of items in it. 

Typical American grocery stores have shelves like this

Every item has to be unboxed and neatly stacked on the shelves. If they get messed up by the customers, everything has to be rearranged back to specific rigid order. When you have to verify the inventory, every item has to be removed from the shelves to be counted and put back. Aldi’s also do not have plastic bags. You can buy reusable bags or simply use the empty cardboard boxes that are available.

Last is the carts. Most grocery stores have their carts strewn across the parking lots, rolling around and hitting cars until a store employee is sent out to collect them, after being yelled at by the manager when they were told to do other tasks in the meantime. Aldi’s chains those carts together and you have to put a Quarter in to release it. When you are done, you plug the chain back in and get your Quarter back. If others are lazy, you can collect and return the loose carts and collect the Quarters. 

It stops this…

Then the employees have to do this

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

People don’t shop at ALDI in the states? There is an ALDI at every town in Aus. They pay their employees like $22 an hour and often employ full time (well above the minimum wage for full time service employees). They let workers sit while doing registers and will only ever keep as many registers open as they need. The food tends to come from independent providers who strike a deal with ALDI and it 9 time out of 10 really good quality. I bought my TV from there, which is wild, and it was ridiculously cheap for what it was. 

Like, I’m really against supermarket monopolisation, but hot shit ALDI is the most ethical supermarket I’ve ever seen. Especially since Coles (another Aus SM) now requires applicants to pay for their own police checks when putting in a job application. 

[sprachtraeume]

hätte nie gedacht dass ich tatsächlich mal einen Post lesen muss, der fucking Aldimärkte wie eine utopische Zukunftsvision klingen lässt. Geht’s euch gut Amerika?

[official-german-translationen]

Aldi \o/

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

what. the fuck. is wrong. with america.

[procrastinatorproject]

#aldi is like the bottom of the barrel of supermarkets in germany#you don’t get cheaper and worse paid/treated employees except maybe lidl  (via @horizonproblems) Yuuuuup!

I find the international spread of ALDI truly fascinating but in Germany, cheap grocery chains like ALDI, Lidl, Penny, etc. are considered really exploitative. I think ALDI Süd (which is the chain that has gone international) has a slightly better reputation than ALDI Nord, which is what we have here, but still. If you needed any more proof that the US is insane…

[goddamngeckogirl]

This is the wildest thing when you are german.

I remember times were ALDI and LIDL were in the media bc they treated their employes so badly and…. now they are glorified for letting people sit and for offering the basic minimum of okey-ish working conditions.

What the fuck is wrong with the US????

[shmegel]

I live in the U.S. literally 15 minutes away from an Aldi and 20 from another. Why are people acting like we don’t have Aldi here???

[canyoubelievesomeone]

Because it’s not nationwide. Aldi is a great store, but I’ve only ever seen them in the northeast or midwest. As far as I saw, they weren’t in the far south or pacific northwest. I wish it were bigger all across America. It sets better standards for what stores should be like.

[thefatfuck-irl]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[ayellowbirds]

siamangs are so freaking weird. Somehow evolution produced a frog-ape.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Me, before I played the video: Okay they can’t be THAT weird can they?

Me, watching the video: what the fUCK