don’t

[disgustinggf]

this blog is brought to u by someone unmedicated

[thefloatingstone]

What if they had to do paperwork?

(Unlike the other comics this doesn't actually happen in any of the games I'm just a fan of how dumb they all are)

[teathattast]

A girl needs to save 1000s of images to her phone it is a natural instinct instilled from the stone age

[teathattast]

[kragehund-est]

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

[guerrillatech]

[cryptid-sighting]

People opening a box that needs a knife using their bare hands

[molabuddy]

i love you gar.... my best friend gar

[molabuddy]

you will fall in love with the gar

[cheddar-baby]

[booords]

[canadianslut]

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

[that-house]

feelin' this one today lads

[borderpolarblitz-deactivated202]

Dump of Stolitz shitposts.

[orcboxer]

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

[just-abnormal-human]

I have a lot of beef with skyrim but I will admit that they did right by making an entire DLC just for domestic bullshit like yesss fuck yes I’m gonna build a HOMESTEAD and ADOPT KIDS and have a HAPPY FAMILY LIFE and meanwhile four different world-ending disasters are still happening in the bg its fine

[pointnclick]

sorry i never heard of that youtuber. i only watch woodworking videos and documentaries about doomed artic explorations

[transhinsou-deactivated20181204]

every npc ever: stay away from hancock and goodneighbour, he’s bad news

hancock after one (1) day of travelling with u: hey so i made us these friendship bracelets

[hancocks-mentats]

Hancock after two days of travelling: hey so i love you so much please dont leave me

[prokopetz]

I think the message of Howl’s Moving Castle is that in order to maintain a successful relationship with some kind of fucked up wizard, you must find it in yourself to also be some kind of fucked up wizard.

[oswald-privileges]

[transfemininomenon]

fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin