what's up, buttercup?

disaster bi anni at your service

[pinkcat68]

[redspyisinthebased]

where tf you paying 2k rent lmao? i'm not even making that much

[mr-deep-downer]

[redspyisinthebased]

wait.why does it only have one head?

[mr-deep-downer]

are you fucking with me

[strawberriseason-deactivated202]

Like music to my ears

[3000s]

hire me for just whatever

[3000s]

[fills out a job application] i can do whatever and am good at anything, my biggest weakness is i love too much

[jellyfishmakeoutparty]

I love butterfly rays because half of the images of them online come in two varieties and it’s

a) a baybey!

b) I know what you are.

[tiegrex-deactivated20250531]

@malzen0 sorry i’m obsessed with your tag

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

a lot of people seem to have trouble accepting that cynical embittered teenagers are literally right about the education system. in fact when people express that something is making them suffer suicidally it generally means there is something wrong. big news for people who desperately fucking hate kids

[grimlygroovy-deactivated2015051]

2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

[lordoftablecloths]

hey op guess what

[lordoftablecloths]

oh nevermind you’re died

[achesspiece]

[achesspiece]

for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about

[bellybuttonblue2]

[minmaneth]

just sayin'

[liberalsarecool]

This should be taught in school.

[certifiedgirlthing]

[poggyscavern]

✨the stars are the same as ever✨

[minmos]

chimney swifts are so weirddd theyre like if birds decided to be bats.

thats bats. those are bats. to me

[minmos]

just like what a strange little creature. theyre related to hummingbirds. they cant actually sit and perch like most birds, the best they can do is cling to vertical surfaces. almost everything they do is done in mid-air. they have to drink by swooping at the surface of water with their mouth open. they build nests out of twigs they break off of branches as they fly by. they eat 5000-6000 bugs a day. And theyre the next president, of the united states of america

[auckie]

His vagina is just out touching the floor!!!!!!

[auckie]

Just putting this here for the sake of completion

[avvocarlo]

you behave like a beast and you'll be put down like one

[fragilepromise]

there's something so freeing about saying "i hope they die" and just moving on

[gaymattsharp]

"i hate kids!" "i hate babies!"wow youre so cool should we throw a party would you like that

[gaymattsharp]

[thoradvice]

something important to remember is that there's always time. if you lost many years to abuse or mental illness, you will get a chance to live life on your terms. there is no limit on the age you have to be to achieve goals. you can go back to school at 30, or switch careers at 40. you can start new hobbies at any age. there is no cut off age for being happy and content. if you're trapped right now, you will get the opportunity to become who you want to be.

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

[aromantic-external-defibrillator]

happy one decade to this

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[flagellant]

sometimes i forget most people don't know that birdhouse shapes aren't just for shits and giggles and that birds actively prefer and even need specific shapes to nest in

[red-mercer]

So which ones need the Frank Lloyd Wright ass houses?

[flagellant]

the ones that make 240,000$ a year by making other birds work in their warehouse for 5 sunflower seeds an hour

[puppygirl-hornyposting]