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IF you see me replying to everyone's thread but yours

It is for one of these reasons

I dont have the muse for that thread at the moment

I didnt see your reply

I haven’t gotten to it yet

I dont know what to write

Im dumb

Aliens

It is never because

I hate you

I’m ignoring you

you are a bad role player.

Are we clear?

I love you all!

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✚ Buzzfeed Unsolved – The Impossible Disappearance Of Dorothy Arnold quotes: sentence starters

❖ Taken from the new True Crime episode – feel free to tweak & change pronouns if needed!

❝I would love to be an heiress.❞

❝I know she’s probably gonna disappear or something.❞

❝So you want to be a trust fund baby?❞

❝I would like someone to give me a lot of money doing nothing.❞

❝And then you want to disappear?❞

❝I want to get a lot of money and then vanish from the face of the earth.❞

❝And I would love for you to disappear.❞

❝Cool to be a perfume importer.❞

❝What would your fragrance be? What would the name be?❞

❝It’d be musky, I know that.❞

❝When I’ll find the gown I want I will phone you, and then you can down and see it.❞

❝I’ll tell you what, she sounds like an heiress.❞

❝How about that, when I'll find the fucking gown I want, maybe I’ll talk to you then.❞

❝When I'll need the funds, I’ll call you - how about that?❞

❝How often do you think this lady is buying gowns?❞

❝Well, if she’s buying an evening gown, you’d assume she’s buying an afternoon gown, and a morning gown, maybe even a sleepy time gown.❞

❝That’s a lot of quiche.❞

❝I don’t even have ____ (+ currency) in my bank account.❞

❝Well, that sounds like quite a lovely evening for the lady.❞

❝I love a humorous romantic story.❞

❝Well, this story doesn’t get humorous nor romantic.❞

❝Kinda like Gossip Girl-y, I guess.❞

❝I’m someone who’s establishing here that we got our finger on the pulse of HOT. SEARING. TEEN. DRAMA!❞

❝I don’t like how you said that.❞

❝That’s a long time.❞

❝I know they had the private eyes working on it, but six weeks feels like a casual pace.❞

❝She could have run away maybe.❞

❝What do you mean by ‘stuff’?❞

❝If I went missing for like a week, would you be alarmed?❞

❝That’s nice, I didn’t think you’d be alarmed.❞

❝You’re my friend!❞

❝Why are you yelling at me ‘you’re my friend’?!❞

❝I would be concerned if you disappeared!❞

❝In my twenties, it would be really suspect if I’d disappeared, because, for a brief while, I was really interested in McMurdo - the Antarctic research base.❞

❝That’s where you wanted to go in your twenties?❞

❝It’s really cool looking, it got lots of ice–❞

❝You wanted to go to a frozen tundra for a vacation.❞

❝Not as a vacation, but I wanted to learn things and just live there.❞

❝You’re a weird guy, man.❞

❝They got so angry that they came out.❞

❝I saw what you said about me getting stabbed by a pine tree.❞

❝I got you, ________. I’ve got you at last.❞

❝Another case CRACKED!❞

❝It probably happens a lot in New York.❞

❝So let’s say I look like Kim Kardashian.❞

❝And she goes missing, and she’s not turning up . . . and I really pour through the archives, trying to figure out who she is. Take copious notes, putting evidence on loop for ten years. Then, I’m a little aged, but still y’know I still got it, because I sorta look like her, I show up – and make up a story. How could they know? How could they possibly tell?!❞

❝Yeah, you watched ten seasons of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.❞

❝Okay, you’re a creep ______.❞

❝I want to marry this heiress.❞

❝I pay for her to stay somewhere for a little bit, but if we want to elope when’s the perfect time to do it to make myself not look suspicious? When I’m on vacation for a month with my family.❞

❝I don’t know, I’m on vacation!❞

❝You missed the part where they gave him a knuckle-sandwich.❞

❝Whatever, I’m getting married, I’m stocked.❞

❝It seems like a lot of steps, as opposed to saying to the parents ‘yeah, we’re gonna get married’.❞

❝Look, I am not going to pass judgment on a family that is going through grieving . . . but let me pass some judgment here.❞

❝It’s weird that you would ever want the case to stop being investigated.❞

❝I don’t know how quickly people write dead children out of wills.❞

❝’Ah, I'm so sorry for your loss . . .’ I bet they stabbed her!❞

❝That’s odd, let’s move on.❞

❝He sounds suspicious or like the star in many silent films.❞

❝Even back then women didn’t have control over their own bodies, so much that they would have to go to a basement to get an abortion from a creepy doctor, who would throw you into a funny little furnace. Not that this is relevant to today at all.❞

❝Now me, I’m a bit of a romantic, I would like to believe she eloped.❞

❝I think she ran away.❞

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✚ A Day in the Life of Dan and Phil in JAPAN! quotes: sentence starters

❖ All quotes are taken from this video –– feel free to tweak & change pronouns if needed!

❝Hello from _____!❞ ❝Can they even see us?❞ ❝It looks pretty terrible.❞ ❝Which is the coolest thing EVER!❞ ❝Well, that doesn’t seem to be doing much . . .❞ ❝This is the best thing that ever happened.❞ ❝You’re not even ready for this.❞ ❝That’s incredible – and what’s happening?❞ ❝So, _____ went for the traditional Japanese breakfast of waffles.❞ ❝Are you telling me you don’t want fish and pickles first thing in the morning?❞ ❝So not cultured.❞ ❝Hi, I’m YouTube Japan’s best-kept secret.❞ ❝It’s also quite suspicious how _____ and _____ look very similar.❞ ❝It’s the same face!❞ ❝Don’t breakdance at the door.❞ ❝So this is the extremely clear and understandable underground map!❞ ❝So, do you wanna know the story behind it?❞ ❝And madness ensues.❞ ❝We’re gonna fall over!❞ ❝You’re gonna fall over and just get TRAMPLED.❞ ❝How is this coordinated?!❞ ❝I should probably stop vlogging or I’m gonna punch someone in the face.❞ ❝You have to kiss it.❞ ❝I don’t wanna kiss it!❞ ❝So much crap, so little price~♫❞ ❝What’s the other way of saying it?❞ ❝That’s the very polite way of saying ‘you SUCK’.❞ ❝This is like . . . the International Space Station or something.❞ ❝Look what they have done to our faces!❞ ❝Look at that one - that’s horrific!❞ ❝We don’t trust me with scissors, so _____ is doing it for us.❞ ❝I was craving a ____.❞ ❝I picked up some chili sauce and then realized it was called ‘Sudden Death Sauce’.❞ ❝So we’re about to witness your death on YouTube?❞ ❝Am I dead? Probably. I’m a zombie - that’s my secret.❞ ❝This is how you’re supposed to react!❞ ❝I feel like I’m broken.❞ ❝It looks like an owl slide.❞ ❝_____, give me a fact about nature.❞ ❝Don’t do science with your dog’s poo!❞ ❝Avoid angels!❞ ❝I think we’ve run out of creativity.❞ ❝What a huge bird! ____, go make friends with it.❞ ❝It’s gonna peck your eyes out.❞ ❝The wild _____ walks into the park to mate with the raven. The raven denies /their/ courtship.❞ ❝_____, do you think you’re god or something?❞ ❝Cleanses mind, body, and soul.❞ ❝I wish for pandas to mate and increase in population.❞ ❝You should take care of your password!❞ ❝Spy some merch you want?❞ ❝What I’m interested in is how much is the cardboard cutout of _____?❞ ❝Should I be ashamed of myself?❞ ❝How do I bite into that?❞ ❝Tell me you’re filming!❞ ❝It’s like a roof garden Starbucks.❞ ❝Graceful . . . like a hippo.❞ ❝So this is a new experience!❞ ❝I’m not sure what’s happening.❞ ❝Well, that just keeps going up and up, doesn’t it?❞ ❝That’s a view and a half.❞ ❝What do you reckon is behind it?❞ ❝Be honest, do you have any idea where you're going?❞ ❝Brain stopped working.❞

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✚ Yu-Gi-Oh! Vrains dub quotes: sentence starters

❖ Feel free to tweak & change pronouns if needed!

❛Hot dogs aren’t sandwiches!❜ ❛/They/ could’ve been my type if /they/ knew what a sandwich was.❜ ❛Feet, don’t fail me now! Oh wait, I don’t have feet.❜ ❛Because no one can catch this fella! And I mean no one!❜ ❛Hack up that hacker!❜ ❛I’ve decided I don’t like you very much.❜ ❛I couldn’t have asked for more, you went and gift-wrapped ____ for me.❜ ❛For the last time, it wasn’t me!❜ / ❛That’s not what my empty hard-drive says.❜ ❛So does it make /them/ chaotic good or lawful evil?❜ ❛You’re toast!❜ ❛You made a friend with the same emotional maturity as you.❜ ❛The only thing brave about you is that you’re still willing to dab in public.❜ ❛/they’re/ in no condition to give /their/ pleasantries right now.❜ ❛I thought you were an exceptional hacker, turns out you’re an exceptional slacker!❜ ❛Now ____, if you’re trying to upset me, it’s working.❜ ❛I could so swipe left on you.❜ ❛You picked a strange place for a business meeting.❜ ❛Oops, is that top secret info I should know nothing about?❜ ❛Instead of books, you should have brought a pillow.❜