✚ Buzzfeed Unsolved – The Impossible Disappearance Of Dorothy Arnold quotes: sentence starters
❖ Taken from the new True Crime episode – feel free to tweak & change pronouns if needed!
❝I would love to be an heiress.❞
❝I know she’s probably gonna disappear or something.❞
❝So you want to be a trust fund baby?❞
❝I would like someone to give me a lot of money doing nothing.❞
❝And then you want to disappear?❞
❝I want to get a lot of money and then vanish from the face of the earth.❞
❝And I would love for you to disappear.❞
❝Cool to be a perfume importer.❞
❝What would your fragrance be? What would the name be?❞
❝It’d be musky, I know that.❞
❝When I’ll find the gown I want I will phone you, and then you can down and see it.❞
❝I’ll tell you what, she sounds like an heiress.❞
❝How about that, when I'll find the fucking gown I want, maybe I’ll talk to you then.❞
❝When I'll need the funds, I’ll call you - how about that?❞
❝How often do you think this lady is buying gowns?❞
❝Well, if she’s buying an evening gown, you’d assume she’s buying an afternoon gown, and a morning gown, maybe even a sleepy time gown.❞
❝That’s a lot of quiche.❞
❝I don’t even have ____ (+ currency) in my bank account.❞
❝Well, that sounds like quite a lovely evening for the lady.❞
❝I love a humorous romantic story.❞
❝Well, this story doesn’t get humorous nor romantic.❞
❝Kinda like Gossip Girl-y, I guess.❞
❝I’m someone who’s establishing here that we got our finger on the pulse of HOT. SEARING. TEEN. DRAMA!❞
❝I don’t like how you said that.❞
❝I know they had the private eyes working on it, but six weeks feels like a casual pace.❞
❝She could have run away maybe.❞
❝What do you mean by ‘stuff’?❞
❝If I went missing for like a week, would you be alarmed?❞
❝That’s nice, I didn’t think you’d be alarmed.❞
❝Why are you yelling at me ‘you’re my friend’?!❞
❝I would be concerned if you disappeared!❞
❝In my twenties, it would be really suspect if I’d disappeared, because, for a brief while, I was really interested in McMurdo - the Antarctic research base.❞
❝That’s where you wanted to go in your twenties?❞
❝It’s really cool looking, it got lots of ice–❞
❝You wanted to go to a frozen tundra for a vacation.❞
❝Not as a vacation, but I wanted to learn things and just live there.❞
❝You’re a weird guy, man.❞
❝They got so angry that they came out.❞
❝I saw what you said about me getting stabbed by a pine tree.❞
❝I got you, ________. I’ve got you at last.❞
❝It probably happens a lot in New York.❞
❝So let’s say I look like Kim Kardashian.❞
❝And she goes missing, and she’s not turning up . . . and I really pour through the archives, trying to figure out who she is. Take copious notes, putting evidence on loop for ten years. Then, I’m a little aged, but still y’know I still got it, because I sorta look like her, I show up – and make up a story. How could they know? How could they possibly tell?!❞
❝Yeah, you watched ten seasons of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.❞
❝Okay, you’re a creep ______.❞
❝I want to marry this heiress.❞
❝I pay for her to stay somewhere for a little bit, but if we want to elope when’s the perfect time to do it to make myself not look suspicious? When I’m on vacation for a month with my family.❞
❝I don’t know, I’m on vacation!❞
❝You missed the part where they gave him a knuckle-sandwich.❞
❝Whatever, I’m getting married, I’m stocked.❞
❝It seems like a lot of steps, as opposed to saying to the parents ‘yeah, we’re gonna get married’.❞
❝Look, I am not going to pass judgment on a family that is going through grieving . . . but let me pass some judgment here.❞
❝It’s weird that you would ever want the case to stop being investigated.❞
❝I don’t know how quickly people write dead children out of wills.❞
❝’Ah, I'm so sorry for your loss . . .’ I bet they stabbed her!❞
❝That’s odd, let’s move on.❞
❝He sounds suspicious or like the star in many silent films.❞
❝Even back then women didn’t have control over their own bodies, so much that they would have to go to a basement to get an abortion from a creepy doctor, who would throw you into a funny little furnace. Not that this is relevant to today at all.❞
❝Now me, I’m a bit of a romantic, I would like to believe she eloped.❞