[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[byjove]

we need more mpreg in horror and less fpreg in horror. no more women terrifyingly pregnant, more men terrifyingly pregnant, preferably cis

[battle-kitties]

I fixed it for you

[digginthroughthetrash]

[byjove]

ohhhh now I understand why the German exchange student I met in high school was enjoying North Carolina so wholeheartedly

[spicymochi]

pick a cartoon puppy to adopt!

[szczekaczz]

Horatio Henry Couldery, The Unwelcome Visitor

[junglejim4322]

They need a pride flag for this

[thingsfromthedirt]

[jillraggett]

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[icaseybaybee]

[look-how-the-lights]

my favorite hyena pic of all time

[not100bees]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[stormwaterwitch]

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

[calebwittebane]

i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?

[calebwittebane]

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[sarkos]

The Twilight Zone: S01E34, "The After Hours"

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]