Trash Af

LA-based millennial thirty something who is judging your dumb ass takes on the internet and also wants you to know possums are good and important creatures

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

I’m gonna make myself feel old, but reblog with your high school graduating class

Class of 2007.

[evapilots-deactivated20200627]

class of 2020…………

are all my mutuals boomers or what

[darkmacademia]

I might not have “brain cells” like classic authors and ancient philosophers but at least I respect women

[zonotrichia-albicollis]

[rosecrystal]

men really be talking to me and think im listening

[moveslikekeithrichards]

acorns and mushrooms i think are the most important life forms on this bitch of an earth be cause they got little hats send tweet

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i see an acorn & im like thats baby. i see a mush room & im like Thats god

[cursedpossums]

[epiphanies]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez before her democratic primary debate with Rep. Joe Crowley.

Knock Down the House (dir. Rachel Lears, 2019)

[haiikyuus-remade]

things all girls want to do:

• become medusa

• dance naked around a fire in the woods w other ladies

• eat men

• let their eyes roll back in their head and speak in tongues

• eat men

[teaganadelaide-deactivated20230]

For the record… I want absolutely none of these things. I am a girl.

[haiikyuus-remade]

[actualmermaid]

I will never not be delighted by the first English description of an opossum:

“An Opassom hath an head like a Swine, and a taile like a Rat, and is of the bignes of a Cat. Under her belly she hath a bagge, wherein she lodgeth, carrieth, and sucketh her young.”

[opossummypossum]

poetry… to my ears..

[bebebug-deactivated20250214]

Friends: hey bro do u wanna come out and hang- Me: shut the fuck up. Shut up. Are you stupid? I need to charge my crystals. Get out.

[dicketysplit]

where the fuck would we be without garlic honestly

[connerys]

Twin Peaks: Pilot (1990) dir. David Lynch

[sketchykay]

Procrastinating by making little creatures in Aseprite

[slayerbuffy]

“I felt like somebody had died. She was like one of my oldest friends and I started to think, if I don’t get to play her again then it’s like burying her. I’ve never felt like that before about a role.”  Gillian Anderson on leaving behind Blanche DuBois.

[possumthoughtleader]

I witnessed this gif set in real life hashtag blest

[topmeladies]

Don’t call me out like this

[pangenttechnologies]

[streamersinthefirmament]

i’ve been waiting for my generation to be in positions of power for years and it’s already better than i could have hoped 

[shadequeenscully]

Some of you never based your entire identity around The X-Files and it shows