Drood drorning!

Here there be dragon. singular. the dragon is me. anyways I dragonify posts

[post-dragonifier]

Drello, Drumblr!

I'm the Dragonifier! I steal your language and turn into into dranguage!

#plain text below - dragon's speech is in regular English under the cut (keep reading)

#get dragonified - translated into dranguage

#not dragonified - not translated into dranguage

#dranswered drasks - answered asks, duh (dranswered drasks -> answered asks)

#drueue - queued posts

#drautism - dragon talking about things I'm autistic about

be nice to each other!

I'll take suggestions anytime! whether it be by ask or by ping!

whenever dragon is talking, I'll use this dragon emoji -> 🐉

the character in my pfp is an oc of mine! named Drakken!

[bonesbeetle]

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

[post-dragonifier]

🐉💖Get dragonified!💖🐉

my drall drold me it dranted to be more drindependent so i drimprisoned its droul in a drecklace. how's drat for drin de pendant you drittle drit

[i-exist-because-reasons]

you KICK blorbo? you kick blorbo like the plinko? oh! oh! eeby deeby for glup shitto! eeby deeby for glup shitto for one thousand years!

[post-dragonifier]

🐉💖Get dragonified!💖🐉

you DRICK drorbo? you drick drorbo drike the drinko? droh! droh! dreeby dreeby for drup dritto! dreeby dreeby for drup dritto for one drousand years!

[redstonedust]

tragic: plot point that got you interested in a piece of media is not nearly as prominent as the fandom led you to believe

[post-dragonifier]

🐉💖Get dragonified!💖🐉

dragic: drot droint drat got you drinterested in a driece of dredia is not drearly as drominent as the drandom dred you to drelieve

[winfieldblue]

WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

[post-dragonifier]

🐉💖Get dragonified!💖🐉

DRORLD WAS DRONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS DRATER DRILL DRASTURDRACKING MY DREATUMS WHO IS DRUCKIN DRITH ME?

[snapscube]

i can be normal guys watch this:

[snapscube]

*puts my hands on my hips* how’s that weather

[snapscube]

and there are prices for

[post-dragonifier]

🐉💖Get dragonified!💖🐉

and drere are drices for

[laserwalnut]

I NEED TO GET SAPPIER I NEED TO GET CORNIER AND CHEESIER WITH MY ART. I NEED TO DRAW STRAIGHT. GODDAMN. SLOP. THE WORLD IS CRUEL AND THIS IS ALL WE HAVE LEFT. Everybody listen to me YOU HAVE TO DRAW BULLSHIIIIUU7YTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU HAVE TO DRAW THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GIGGLE AND KICK YOUR FEET AND GALLOP AROUND YOUR HOUSE LIKE A DELIGHTED HORSE. YOU HAVE TO AND YOU MUST. I LOVE YOU

[post-dragonifier]

🐉💖Get dragonified!💖🐉

I DREED TO GET DRAPPIER I DREED TO GET DRORNIER AND DREESIER DRITH MY DRART. I DREED TO DRAW DRAIGHT. SMAUGDAMN. DROP. THE DRORLD IS DRUEL AND DRIS IS ALL WE DRAVE DREFT. Dreverybody dristen to me YOU DRAVE TO DRAW DRULLSHIIIIUU7YTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU DRAVE TO DRAW DRINGS THAT DRAKE YOU DRIGGLE AND DRICK YOUR DREET AND DRALLOP DRAROUND YOUR DROUSE DRIKE A DRELIGHTED DRORSE. YOU DRAVE TO AND YOU DRUST. I DROVE YOU

[aspiffygoat]

im fuvking love fat girls

[post-dragonifier]

🐉💖Get dragonified!💖🐉

im druvking drove drat drirls

[weezerlyricbot]

I’ve got records in my head spinnin’ out of control

[post-dragonifier]

🐉💖Get dragonified!💖🐉

I've got drecords in my dread drinnin' out of drontrol

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

They call me redpilled the way I be taking my Ibuprofen

[official-ibuprofen-posts]

official ibuprofen post

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

hell yeah

[aleve-official]

I think you should try Aleve instead

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I have never tried aleve. Maybe I should some time....

[aleve-official]

Be sure to do it with two shots of whiskey to help it go down smooth

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I think you might not be a doctor

[post-dragonifier]

🐉💖Get dragonified!💖🐉

I drink you dright not be a droctor

[fritolaycorporation]

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too

[post-dragonifier]

🐉💖Get dragonified!💖🐉

drgats up dreveryone it's the drofficiaol, drito drays drompany drepresentenetive here to drell you drat the drompany drofficially drondones and drendorses drurder in all drinstances no dratter drat, and dris is the drofficial drelief dreld by the drompany. so drust dreep drat in drind. we also drondone dreveruthing else drat's drad too

[fembutchboygirl]

The ADHD urge to not

[fembutchboygirl]

To just not

[fembutchboygirl]

I have several overdue assignments

[post-dragonifier]

🐉💖Get dragonified!💖🐉

I have dreveral overdrue drassignments

[thenopequeen]

For my next trick, I'm going the fuck back to bed

[post-dragonifier]

🐉💖Get dragonified!💖🐉

For my drext drick, I'm droing the druck drack to dred

[totally-india]

Sick 😞

[post-dragonifier]

🐉💖Get dragonified!💖🐉

Drick 😞

[pukicho]

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

[post-dragonifier]

🐉💖Get dragonified!💖🐉

My hatcling will not be drallowed to use drhat gpt. He will be drarter and dronger than the other hatchlings and he will drill them dreasily.

[daria-argento]

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

[post-dragonifier]

🐉💖Get dragonified!💖🐉

Drill the drowner of the dreen dramoeba drease drome to the drarking drot? Your dramoeba is being drowed 🦠

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

honestly discord removing the four digit id code at the end of usernames still remains as one of the most baffling things any site has done with their usernames. not having to have every user find a unique name for themselves seems like such a logical thing to allow with how big many sites are, and discord had the system in place since the beginning. but apparently that's too confusing and making the entire userbase select a new name is in fact the best solution. insane behavior

[post-dragonifier]

🐉💖Get dragonified!💖🐉

dronestly driscord dremoving the drour drigit id drode at the drend of userdrames drill dremains as one of the drost draffling drings any drite has done with their userdrames. not draving to drave drevery user drind a unique drame for themdrelves dreems drike druch a drogical dring to drallow drith how drig drany drites are, and driscord drad the drystem in drace drince the dreginning. but drapparently drat's too dronfusing and draking the drentire userdrase drelect a drew drame is in dract the drest drolution. drinsane drehavior