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one of my top 10 favorite childhood memories was going to the garden store with my parents as a kid where they had one of these bad boys
holy trinity
just finished this still life drawing for my class, my hand hurts and i never wanna draw in a hyperealistic style ever again but i’m pretty proud of it
who hasn’t fantasized about illuminating manuscripts by candlelight in a medieval scriptorium tbh
Tumblr sometimes gets so accurate with these passing thoughts that it feels unreal
Only 2 things are absolute in tumblr
1. The incompetence of the staff
2. A post of 6-8 ugly hoodies you famous bloggers keep forcing us to look at
How do they keep falling for the bait?
Happy International Women’s Day
woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much*
me, shivering and sweating from stress-induced anxiety: wtf that’s so unrealistic
happy lunar new year, friendly reminder that jimmy kimmel and ellen degeneres inviting marie kondo on to their show to “tidy up” their writer’s rooms only to dismiss her advice, belittle her methods, make fun of her use of a translator, and act like ungrateful children in the face of her genuine attempts to help is literally the most basic form of Othering from white people. It’s another form of commodification by white people of non-white cultures that is being willingly shared, and it doesn’t get any less racist when it comes from “progressives”, be they a liberal white woman or a “Woke” news pundit
like she’s already being attacked and villainised into this aggressive book-burning harpy by white people on twitter who thinks having a full bookshelf can substitute having a personality, and now mainstream network talk shows are coming after her as well.
I don’t care if you think “this is just how Degeneres/Kimmel does comedy”, I don’t care if they did it for laughs. The overall tone of their segment is to show their reaction; to show how ridiculous and childish they find the KonMari method. We get it, white liberals don’t have time for wishy-washy Japanese mindfulness woo-woo and their enlightened views make them too rational to take seriously any other cultures that are based in spirituality and animism
Kimmel made a long, over-winded joke that deliberately put both Marie and her translator into an embarrassing situation, deliberately highlighting and mocking Marie’s lack of English, and then mocked the Shinto cultural background that Marie’s methods come from. Ellen’s writer acted as if Marie was going to overturn his office, then shoves Kim Kardashian’s ass into Marie’s face, then admit that he’s going “put everything back anyway” after Maries leaves. Both of them act as if her “greeting ritual” was some form of Weird Hokey Japanese Gimmick.
White “progressive liberal voices” are turning non-white cultures either into a commodity or into a joke without any self-reflection or foresight into the damage they’re potentially doing. They take no care in the hurt that they as white comedians are sowing; in turning Marie’s traditional Japanese cultural values and contexts into a joke, they’re making the act of othering and disrespecting non-white cultures more normative and easier to do. Their activism and political commentary is nothing but performative white bullshit.
When we share don’t share our cultures, white people turn it into a hip commodity, then cry PC-gone-mad when we take offense. When we willingly share our cultures, it gets turned into a punchline. It doesn’t matter if the dismissal and commodification come from someone wearing a MAGA cap or a white liberal icon; the lack of respect still stems from the same root of privilege.
Need for Speed (2014, dir. Scott Waugh)
Are you telling me this isn’t from breaking bad
THIS ISN’T FROM BREAKING BAD?????
Bruh i thought this was from Shutter Island
I thought this was rick grimes
I’m afraid of Americans
This is super real.
Completely accurate.
@pre-successful America exposed.
It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”
If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die
ACCURATE
If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence
If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”
Activision Blizzard just fired 800 Employees even though they had another record breaking year
EAT THE RICH
Or at least
“I can excuse racism but I draw the line at animal cruelty”
hot take but officialunitedstates is the Only Good large, continuous tumblr blog. no serious discourse, and since we know so little about who runs it, we can’t cancel them. They post good writing with running jokes, have a wildly brilliant and bizzare way of speaking, and their stuff is actually… funny? Like their obsession with being an art blog? I just. I jusst really have a lot of love in my heart for officialunitedstates. hopefully they live on until the very end. they will be the last, the textpost blog that outlived the headassery of memufacturing, gaud, and all the other bullshittery I can’t remember right now. The only serious scandal ever with them was that they spent the money they raised to pay their mortgage on thousands of cans of Dr. Pepper and people thought they were being serious.
I’m fine with this whole dr.pepper thing but official United states still attacked everyone who liked golf and called them all rich jerks for no reason
I stand by my extremely anti-golf sentiments and will til the day I disintegrate
she weaponized her gag gift im crying
Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM.
I’m horrified at myself because I randomly decided on 4:12AM for an obscure and horrible hour in the morning, but after I posted I glanced down at the clock and
did i just vaguepost about myself
There are two things I love about this post:
the number of people who are, with apologies, That Friend
the fact it keeps getting splorts of notes every day at 4:12am