postapocolympics

i'm in my 30s and i've been on tumblr since 2008. save yourself, it's too late for me

[making-friendos]

A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies

[making-friendos]

Such a beautiful family ❤️💚

[rebecaandrade]

this is quickly becoming a beacon the therapy dog stan account but LOOK AT HIM!! that's the face of a dog who knows he has already contributed more to usag than tom forster. get him to paris fr

[lobaznyuk]

emily flipflytumble deactivated ☹️

[lobaznyuk]

imagine saying something as harmless as 'this music is bad' and being chased off twitter for it smh

[tchousovitina]

simone is a fucking menace

[cut-catches]

love how for an inoffensive and impersonal comment, simone can directly reply and send her rabid fans on her to the point they try and endanger that person’s job (yeah. people have apparently been trying to get fig to suspend her license.), but best she can do for mykayla is a broad and mild subtweet on an app that no one uses

[anna-pavlova]

“she’s just a young adult :(”

she’s a 27 year old that has a repeated habit of sicking her fans against anyone who she feels even remotely slighted by and then tries to hide behind the narrative that she can’t control what the fans do

[fuck-usag]

Healthcare in my country runs on the back of a handful of 20somethings. She can have some self control on the bird app.

[freifraufischer]

Internet normals in this fandom are afraid to say the slightest critical thing about either Biles or Lee on the bird app. And we all act like this is normal and if you do happen to say something they take offense to a lot of people think it's the normie who didn't "read the room" and not offend the wealthy adult professional athlete.

[vika-listunova]

Why is the skinner thing the ONE time Simone is choosing not to be messy on twitter 😩 we deserved it

[cocofetti]

Some of y’all act like basic manners, general human decency, and kindness to others is SO MUCH emotional labor. I don’t like that shit.

[m0untainslut]

this age of thinking you don’t owe anyone anything in the name of “protecting your energy” there are many other ways of protecting ur energy without being a total ass to others. yall. do better.

[palegreenstar]

VIBE CHECK *gently presses our foreheads together*

[theoutlawstar]

[robotmango]

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

[awed-frog]

@robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast - this was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea.

[robotmango]

this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit. pretty great. now it’s ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a “borrower” that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved. you can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead. the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature. this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun

[lapetitelapinecoquine]

[lackadaisycal-art]

Happy International Dog Puppet Day!

I invented this holiday as an excuse to draw Gromit and Rowlf hanging out

[agnesmontague]

im sure theres a word denoting the divide btwn what you believe as a citizen of civic society and what you believe as an animal with anger synapses. as a civic citizen i do not believe in the death penalty nor do i think anyone deserves to die for being stupid on twitter. as an ape,

[discar]

I feel like making this distinction would also help with venting. "I acknowledge my feelings are irrational and primitive, and would never wish death on another human being. That being said, the asshole who slammed a door in my face deserves to be eaten alive by ants."

[thefloralmenace]

This is what I call "giving someone space to say something horrible."

Like sometimes my homies are overwhelmed and/or full of rage, and they need to be able to say something horrible so that they can move on to calming down and being like "Okay I do not really feel that way."

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[katestewartt]

Another win for people who enjoy hanging out by themselves

[passion-of-l0vers]

sorry for being a hater i want to be a lover but everything pisses me off

[tooies]

"humans are naturally selfish and evil" factoid actually just statistical error. former united states president ronald w. reagan,

[animentality]